I'm not actually that short, I'm just standing further away.

I'm 21, and don't want to say I'm mature for my age, because only immature people say that. Jocks think I'm a nerd and nerds probably think I'm a jock. Likewise, gym junkies think I'm lazy, and lazy people think I'm a gym junkie.

I have hair on my chin. It's where my wisdom grows, and it gains nutrients from me stroking it with my finger tips.

I sing karaoke sober, am a part of two churches, and play guitar like a douche. If you see me at a party, it's a rare and special event. If you see me at a party with an alcoholic beverage in my hand, then the party is failing miserably. In fact I haven't been even remotely drunk since December 2008, and would be very happy to remain sober for the rest of my life.

I am 100% virginal, so naturally, I spend most of my time on here answering questions about sex. My justification is that when you're not busy doing something you want to do, you spend a lot of time studying it. But maybe that's just the end result of me being a little bit too nerdy, and a little bit too curious. I'm not ashamed of my V-plates, and find it hilariously depressing that so many people with V-plates are ashamed or embarrassed by it.

I don't like working all weekend - it's against my religion. Unfortunately, I end up working all weekend most weekends anyway, due to study, and having a research assignment (or two) to do almost every week.

Okay, I'm not really religious, because religion is all about ritual. But I do believe in Jesus, and I take that belief seriously.

I don't like cars any more than by having an appreciation of the fact that they travel faster than my legs; am easily angered by people who don't drive carefully (all people under the age of 28 who are self-proclaimed "good drivers," I'm glaring at you); and don't even slightly have a fetish for Asians. I told this to a guy recently, and he almost cried.

I eat Weet-Bix for the carbs. Take that.

The end.