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If you're looking at this page, I assume it's because you have read something that I've written or you've heard my name somewhere and are wondering, "Who the heck is this Marvinmartian guy?"



Or maybe you're wondering how a male Martian can be a lesbian. LOL!




Or maybe you have just seen my picture on the board sometime and scared yourself thinking there has been an alien invasion of sorts.



Whatever the reason, I'm glad you're here. Maybe I can answer all of these questions, tell you a little about me, and hopefully entertain you a bit too. I'll try!



I am Marvin Martian, and as the name implies, I am from Mars. Yes, I know...you thought that planet was uninhabited and barren. Well, you were wrong! Mars is a dynamic planet and the home to a great number of Martians. You just don't know it, because we live on the dark side of the planet. That's where all of the fun takes place. It's kind of like Las Vegas - only bigger and better. It's one constant party of epic proportions.



We hardly go to the light side of the planet. There's not much there excepet rocks and desert (or is that dessert?) LOL! About the only time that we go there is when we want to have some fun with you Earthlings. You guys are too easy! We can draw a face in the sand dunes, and you go nuts. Or we can make a rock that looks like it has an alien sitting on it, and the press goes wild. It's fun - I guess we're easily amused observing you guys observing us. :)



Anyway.....

You're probably wanting to know who MM is and why I'm here. To tell the truth, I am too. What the hell am I doing here? Please, someone help me!

Hold on one second, please!

Scotty! Beam me up; theres no sign of intelligent life on this planet. Look! They voted for Clinton, then followed it up with Bush! Now there's a chance for another Clinton! LMAO!



Oh, sorry! I'm back! :)


I am Marvin Martian, and I'm here to destroy the Earth!!!!!!! (Voice echoes and Evil music plays in background)

That's right, I said I was here to destroy the Earth! Pretty cool how the echo works, huh?



Fortunately, I have been sent here first to do a number of Alien abductions. Yeah, I've been doing them for years. You see, it's my job to collect Earth women, probe them for their deepest and darkest secrets - to find out who they REALLY are inside. (Evil laugh in the background) Yes, I do have all of them on High definition video if you're interested. I'm selling the tapes for a small fee. My latest video is titled "A-ology Girls Gone Wild!"



Once I've finished compiling my list, I have to come back for the beautiful, sexy, intelligent, and sweet women and take them back to Mars. Since we're going to destroy the Earth, you won't be needing them anymore. Don't worry, I'll take care of them (you, if you are one of them).

It's our plan to repopulate the light side of the planet again. We're going to do that using the Earth women. Well actually, I'm going to do that using Earth women. I know...I know...it's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. :)



After I had that accident......ummmm.....I mean after that Space Modulatooooorrrr accident on Mars, it was assigned to me to repopulate what I had......ummmm....what had been destroyed.




I'm looking at building condos and townhouses. I've kind of grown fond of the cabins in the mountains too, so we might just have to make some mountains and streams up there too.

I'll finish this later.

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