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1. Whats your idea of the perfect date? / 2. Someone tried to "prank" me at 5:30am, and was rude.. and racist about me being a muslim / 3. Why does my female friend keep hitting me? / 4. A few days ago, a guy followed me to the parking lot of my dorm from work (I walk to and from work / 5. Shave and a haircut....two bits / 6. My guy doesn't go down on me very often... / 7. Which SAW movie did you like the best? / 8. If Answerology became a "reality" TV show, / 9. Ex girlfriend problems! / 10. It's no fun being sick. /
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Dating / 10:26 PM - Friday October 23, 2009 Back To Top

Whats your idea of the perfect date?

Since most of the questions on A/O have zero relevance to anything, I thought I'd throw one into the pool that is just as irrelavnet.
In my twenties, it was a hot chick, a show and a decent dinner, a roll in the hay, and then, she'd turn into a case of beer and three of my best buds.

- Asked by donbotherme, A Creative, Male, 46-55, Managerial
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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 6:07 AM - Sunday October 25, 2009 Back To Top

Someone tried to "prank" me at 5:30am, and was rude.. and racist about me being a muslim

... HOWEVER! they did not hide their number, and they seemed to know a lot about me?

So... what shall I do?
and How?

- Asked by A Hip Hop Guy, Male, Who Cares?, London, Student
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Sex & Intimacy / 5:56 PM - Wednesday October 28, 2009 Back To Top

Why does my female friend keep hitting me?

she didn't used to before but now she keeps hitting/poking/slapping me on my arms, chest and the top of my head (although it doesn't hurt) whenever I say something stupid and calls me names mainly something like stupid, she even takes my stuff like my hat and forces me to try and get it back; whenever i try to show off like if i won a game she would make sure everyone knows that she beat me at it which she did. plus she threatens me if i make fun of her i.e she would threaten to punch me in the face/ bite me in a joking way. she even goes out of her way to humiliate me as in telling everyone what her nickname for me is. i have no idea why shes suddenly changed?

- Asked by fredsister77, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 18-21, London
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Sex & Intimacy / 7:31 PM - Wednesday October 28, 2009 Back To Top

A few days ago, a guy followed me to the parking lot of my dorm from work (I walk to and from work

since it's on campus and not that far). Here is what happened: I was halfway to the dorm when I saw this guy (the opposite direction I am) walking on the same side of the side walk. So I switched sides to earlier to avoid walking into him; he switched sides too. from far away, he looked, well disturbing. When we go to the point where we about to pass each other, he stops and asks me for the time while continuing trying to light a cigarette w/ a lighter that wasn't working. He fidgety, he's eyes were shifty and something about him did not seem quite right. I politely gave him the time and walked off. He then started to have a one-side conversation with me about a girl in the library going nuts and telling off, at first, but he keeps changing topics and then going back to that story. I keep trying to end the conversation and go on about my way but he is still following me. At first, I did not want to go to my dorm b/c I did not want him to know where I stayed but I had to go in my room and get my gym clothes. So hoping that he would go just go on about his way, I head to dorm parking alot and he basically followed me a couple of feet to the entrance. A girl I am acquainted with was standing outside. He asks me something but instead of answering I just go inside. I laughed off and just thought he was trying to get a number or something. Later, I told my mom and now she is worried and doesn't really wants me walking to work esp. when I will be getting off in the late afternoon (around 5). I think that she is worrying about nothing and that the guy was just trying to get my number or something. What do you make of the situation? Should she be worried? Do you think I was in any actual danger?

- Asked by poeticlove08, A Thinker, Female, 18-21, Student
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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 1:01 PM - Thursday October 29, 2009 Back To Top

Shave and a haircut....two bits

For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields.
They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs,
about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising BurmaShave, a popular shaving cream.
Here are more of the actual signs:

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
BURMA SHAVE

TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
Burma Shave

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE
Burma Shave

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma Shave

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
Burma Shave

BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
Burma Shave

CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER
Burma Shave

SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
Burma Shave

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE
Burma Shave

AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave

NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU
Burma Shave

A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
Burma Shave

AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
Burma Shave

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE
Burma Shave

THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
Burma Shave

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
Burma Shave


Do these bring back any old memories?
If not, you're merely a child.
If they do - then you're old as dirt...
LIKE ME!

- Asked by englishrose4945, A Thinker, Female, 56-65, Miami, Other Profession
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Sex & Intimacy / 10:46 PM - Thursday October 29, 2009 Back To Top

My guy doesn't go down on me very often...

Which is totally fine by me because I prefer sex but I'm just wondering why he doesn't do it very often? I'm talking like once every 6 months. And when he does do it...it seems totally random to me, why is that? Why all of a sudden does he do it and then not do it again for quite some time? Is it cause he doesn't like doing it? Is it cause its hard work?

Just curious. Thanks guys :)

- Asked by A Life of the Party, Female, 18-21, Other Profession
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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 8:46 PM - Saturday October 31, 2009 Back To Top

Which SAW movie did you like the best?

Movie title, Year released

Saw, 2004
Saw 2, 2005
Saw 3, 2006
Saw 4, 2007
Saw 5, 2008
Saw 6, 2009

- Asked by A Career Woman, Female, Who Cares?
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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 4:06 PM - Sunday November 01, 2009 Back To Top

If Answerology became a "reality" TV show,

how do you envision it?

I'm thinking of something that follows a similar question and answer format as the site, with some of the more entertaining and/or intelligent/insightful site regulars as recurring cast members.

There would be a host (someone like Bytor perhaps,) along with regular commentators offering a mix of serious advice and funny one-liners. After all, we do have some real-life lawyers, medical professionals, financial experts, spiritual advisors, armchair politicians, comedians and smartasses here.

The show could also have roving reporters who go around interviewing people on the street to get their opinions on various topics.

Just for fun, think of some of the a/o regs whose online personas or avatar pictues you can see coming to life on TV and telling the world what they think about stuff. I'd like to see, among others: awsum1, thottienc, curvysmartgirl, smartblond, stillagoodguy, myndseye, hulagirl, purrzn, buffer, lady4u, llafsroh, picsesrising, two459, randyl, maryanne, xerxes, jillopo and jackstraw. And I think awsum1, dolphace, purrzn, steve67 & fbomb would make good roving reporters.

Which a/o members (feel free to include yourself if you want to,) would you like to see cast as regulars on such a show and in which roles?

- Asked by uniquelyme2, A Creative, Female, 46-55, Artist / Musician / Writer
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Dating / 8:11 PM - Sunday November 01, 2009 Back To Top

Ex girlfriend problems!

Myex and I split up a few months ago. I tried contacting her and just talking and finding out what happened after the break up. We talked a few days after and she said she was confused, then i never heard back from her till last week. It's been 2 months since ive heard from her. We dated for a year and lived together for a couple of months. Things were good or so I thought. She broke up with me. Nothin I did she just simply said she did not love me anymore. Well its been months and I havent heard from her. She contacted me a week ago and asked how i was doin. We talked for an hour and things seem good. She has wrote me a few times. But she would ignore me when i contacted her in the past after we broke up. What is she doing? I still have feelings for her and would like to get back together. I'm just glad we are talking now. What should I do?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 22-25, Construction
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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5:44 AM - Saturday November 07, 2009 Back To Top

It's no fun being sick.

The word "influenza" comes from the Italian influentia because people used to believe that the influence of the planets, stars, and moon caused the flu-for only such universal influence could explain such sudden and widespread sickness.

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The single deadliest flu pandemic in history was the Spanish flu pandemic during 1918-1919. Occurring in the three waves of increasing lethality, the Spanish flu killed more people
in 24 weeks than AIDS did in 24 years. It also killed more people in one year than smallpox or the Black Plague did in 50 years.

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Flu viruses can live up to 48 hours on hard, nonporous surfaces such as stainless steel and up to 12 hours on cloth and tissues. They can remain infectious for about one week at human body temperature, over 30 days at freezing temperatures, and indefinitely at temperatures
below freezing.

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Air travel has significantly increased the speed with which diseases can spread. Most of the world's great cities are now within a few hours of each other. As SARS showed, a virus that is in Hong Kong one day can be carried to any point in Southeast Asia within three or four hours, to
Europe in 12 hours, and to North America in 18 hours. Nearly 1.5 billion passengers travel by air every year.

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Some historians blame President Woodrow Wilson's (1856-1924) lingering case of the Spanish flu as the reason he unexpectedly caved into stringent French demands for the harsh peace terms that decimated Germany which, in turn, led to the rise of Adolf Hitler and WWII (1939-1945).

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Thomas Francis and Jonas Salk (who later developed the polio vaccine) developed the first flu vaccine in 1944. These early vaccines often contained impurities that produced fever, headaches, and other side effects. The flu vaccine in its various forms has been used for over 60 years and over 90 million Americans get a flu shot each year.

- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired
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