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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3:35 PM - Thursday October 22, 2009 Back To Top

Just a quick little poll....

What's your first name? =-)

- Asked by cutypy5840, A Thinker, Female, 29-35, Medical / Dental
Family & Parenting / 6:20 PM - Thursday October 22, 2009 Back To Top

For those of you that don't think being a housewife is the same as working...

And I know there are some... let me ask you a simple question... how many hours a day or a week do you put in?

- Asked by lab01, A Father Figure, Male, 36-45, St.Louis, Other Profession
Sex & Intimacy / 7:49 PM - Sunday October 25, 2009 Back To Top

Another Guy posing as a woman, throwing unattractive energy around.

I sincerely don't believe this post was made by a woman ~ do you?

- POP'd by ocelotspot, A Sweet Sarah, Female, Who Cares?, Columbus, Who Cares?

Tuna is NOT attractive...

I had my first FMF experience last week! I was 90% happy with it. The other 10% is a problem I need your help with. How do I tell her the school of fish between her legs is repulsive? They want me to come back over again but if she doesnt clear this up I just cant bring myself to do it. What do I say? What do I do?

- Asked by A Cool Mom, Female, 36-45
Family & Parenting / 11:17 AM - Monday October 26, 2009 Back To Top

Sibling Secrets...?

Do your siblings keep your secrets?

Out of my brothers, one keeps my secrets, the other doesn't know them and the other likes to snitch on me like a petty school girl!

He ratted me out this weekend, I was soooo pissed!

I keep ALL their secrets! I'm like a steal trap for all their don't-tell-mom-and-dad stories.

- Asked by sweetness04, A Creative, Female, 22-25, Student
Sex & Intimacy / 5:50 PM - Monday November 02, 2009 Back To Top

Ok My Best Friend Said He Fantasized about my GF what should I do??

And He also said that he wants my Girlfriend for himself once again I Ask what should I do??

- Asked by An Intellectual Guy, Male, 22-25, Columbus, Who Cares?
Sex & Intimacy / 6:50 PM - Wednesday November 04, 2009 Back To Top

Go commando on a date with your s/o. It'll be hot, him fingering you at the movie, in the car...

- Asked by Female, 36-45
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12:20 PM - Thursday November 05, 2009 Back To Top

Tell me what you LIKE about being an adult AND what you HATE about it? lol

Like? I get to do what the fuck I wanna do!
Hate? How everything starts hurting little by little and omg don't get me started on the wrinkles/LOL




your turn

- Asked by dolphace, A Married Girl, Female, 36-45, Home Maker
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10:04 AM - Friday November 06, 2009 Back To Top

If you were the Monopoly Man, but your properties were in bad neighborhoods...

Would you want your tenants to know who your other tenants are?? Like around the block and in the next town, etc.
And let's say some of them have criminal records.
I don't think your assets should be known.
(((((((((Or am i just paranoid)))))))))

Update: November 06, 2009.
not talking about it, but what if you get a tenant to do miscellaneous repairs as a handyman - to me that's a little too comfortable.

- Asked by enduro, A Guy Critical, Male, 29-35
Sex & Intimacy / 10:26 PM - Saturday November 07, 2009 Back To Top

Is the Kama Sutra any good? Should I pay $25 for the book at Barnes and Noble?

- POP'd by A Thinker, Female, 18-21

Vatsyayana's Kama Sutra is believed to be the oldest sex manual in existence

The word 'impeccable' comes from the Latin 'pecar', to sin. So, something that was pure or untouched became impeccable. In Spanish, the word for freckles is 'pecas', or little sins.

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The haiku form was established in Japan as a way of
protesting the changes an Emperor made to a court poet's work to change its meaning. The edited version had the five-seven-five syllable pattern, which the poet never deviated from in future.

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Vatsyayana's Kama Sutra is believed to be the oldest sex manual in existence. The book is thought to have been written around 300 A D. "Kama Sutra" is Sanskrit for "Aphorisms of Love." The Kama Sutra describes the practices, rituals, and lore of the erotic ( kama ) in human relations
and believes sexuality is an integral part of human
existence.

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The name of our galaxy, the Milky Way, comes from the ancient Greeks and their belief that it was made from drops of milk from the breasts of either the goddess Hera or the goddess Rhea. According to one legend, while Heracles was suckling from Hera, she realized that the infant was the illegitimate son of Zeus and another woman, and pushed him
away. The spurting milk formed the Milky Way.

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Everybody has seen the tall strange chef's hat that balloons at the top. But what is the reason for this unusual shape? Well, its basic purpose is to counteract the intense heat in the kitchen. The hat is shaped like this not just to look cool, but also to allow air to circulate around the chef's scalp and thus to keep his or her head from over-
heating.

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About one in twenty persons is born under the sign of this mystical constellation, but few of them know it. The constellation is called Ophiuchus, which means "he who holds the serpent". The Sun is in it from November 30 to December 17 and so if you are born between those dates you are not
actually a Sagittarius but rather Ophiuchus. However,
Ophiuchus is not part of the Western astrological zodiac, because the Sun doesn't spend the same amount of time, as it does in the other 12 constellations.

- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 4:04 PM - Monday November 09, 2009 Back To Top

*******clean joke ********


Ok, I could not pass this one up.....

Sex and Sunshine

FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now.

FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old timer is reading emails.



You hang in there, Sunshine




"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went."
-Will Rogers

- Asked by mrsjack, A Thinker, Female, 66 or older