El dia no ha pogut anar pitjor! Tinc dues opcions fugir del país o anar a dormir! Last Tu.

What is the English meaning of this?

In a nutshell, the sorry bastards censored my avatar.

Update: October 28, 2009.
When I posted this my old avatar was back and wouldn't go away no matter how many times I refreshed the screen.

Chicken Alfredo

Take one box of frozen Chicken Alfredo.

Place box in microwave.

Heat on high until hot.

Retrieve one fork from silverware drawer.

Enjoy with beverage of choice.


(I'm a single guy. What did you expect?)

Ladies - do you squ!rt for accuracy or distance?

Just a fun Wednesday eve question - before you say it's too intimate, guys always shoot for accuracy ..........

Attraction to a male underlying while being his supervisor.

In my last two jobs I have had my female supervisors and managers make sexual remarks and subtly imply thier interest.

If you have ever been in a managerial position and have been attracted to male underlying, have you ever acted out in your attraction?

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! How do I fix it?

I dropped my phone in the water. It comes on but I can't make or answer calls. None of the buttons work :( Can I fix this?

Tunes that get you in the mood for Halloween...

What's you fav tune that you associate with Halloween?

I'm going with, THRILLER!!!!

Update: October 31, 2009.
What about; Hall Of The Mountain King???

Respond with a backhanded compliment about yourself.

EASY BREAKFAST SAUTEED APPLES

1/4 cup butter
4 large tart apples - peeled, cored and sliced 1/4 inch thick
2 teaspoons cornstarch
1/2 cup cold water
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

In a large skillet or saucepan, melt butter over medium heat; add apples. Cook, stirring constantly, until apples are almost tender, about 6 to 7 minutes.
Dissolve cornstarch in water; add to skillet. Stir in brown sugar and cinnamon. Boil for 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat and serve warm.

Other than through screen name decoding, do you know

anyone's first name on this site?