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Married Life / 1 day ago Back To Top

probably shouldn't have said that.....

Mrs. Mamu and I were talking last night.

Mrs. Mamu said....

"Mamu, what would you think about getting season tickets for the opera?".....

I looked at her and said......

"Honey, if you want to go see a screaming fat lady with horns, we could go visit your mother!!!"......



- Asked by mamu, A Father Figure, Male, Who Cares?, Who Cares?
Married Life / 2 days ago Back To Top

yes dear..............

Years ago, Mrs. Mamu had to be rushed to the hospital unexpectedly.....she called me at work to ask me to bring her a few items from home.

One item on the list was..."comfortable underwear."

I asked her..."How will I know which ones to pick?"

"Hold them up and imagine them on me"....she said. ...."if you smile, put them back".........






- Asked by mamu, A Father Figure, Male, Who Cares?, Who Cares?
Family & Parenting, Married Life / 2 days ago Back To Top

out of the mouth of babes....

Our little girl came in tears to Mrs. Mamu.

"God doesn't love me," she sobbed.

"Of course, God loves you," Mrs. Mamu declared....
"Where did you ever get such an idea?"

The little girl persisted.....

"I know he doesn't love me.....I know....I tried Him with a daisy....and the last petal was 'loves me not'"!!!!!.............






- Asked by mamu, A Father Figure, Male, Who Cares?, Who Cares?
Married Life / 2 days ago Back To Top

I have a huge urge to have an affair and I'm not sure why

What could be making me have these feelings? I'm married and happy for the most part.

- Asked by Male, 26-28
Married Life / 3 days ago Back To Top

SEX IN A PAN........

1 cup pecans, chopped
3 tbsp white sugar
1/2 cup butter
1 cup flour

Cream cheese layer
1 8 oz package cream cheese
1 cup powdered sugar (use 1/2 cup for less sweetness)
1 cup whipped cream or cool whip

Vanilla pudding
1 package of instant vanilla pudding (5.1 oz or 144 g)
3 cups milk (use 2 cups if you want a firmer pudding)

Chocolate Pudding
1 package of instant chocolate pudding (5.1 oz or 144 g)
3 cups milk (use 2 cups if you want a firmer pudding)

Last layer
2 cups whipped cream or cool whip
shaved chocolate


Preheat oven to 350 F degrees.
Spray a 9x13 inch baking dish with cooking spray.
In a mixer mix all the crust ingredients together and press the
mixture into the prepared baking dish.
Bake it for about 20 minutes.
Prepare the vanilla pudding as per the instructions on the package.
Prepare the chocolate pudding as per the instructions on the package.
In a mixer add the cream cheese, powdered sugar and the cup of
whipped cream. Mix until light and fluffy.
Let the crust cool. Spread the cream cheese mixture over the crust
evenly. Spread the chocolate pudding over the bottom crust, then the
vanilla pudding. Top with the whipped cream and sprinkle with the
chocolate.
Refrigerate for a couple hours so that it sets.

- Asked by barbb, A Thinker, Female, Who Cares?, Chicago, Other Profession

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