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careful what you wish for....

My buddy met me at the bar for a drink.

I was sitting there and apparently looked a little depressed.

My buddy asked, "What's wrong Mamu?"

I replied..."Well, I finally succeeded in talking Mrs. Mamu into a threesome."

"Wow, you lucky bastard. Why the long face?" Doug remarked.

I sighed and said, "I kinda thought I'd be one of the three."

mamu suffers multiple injuries...

Mrs. Mamu isn't as slender as she once was.

A salesman at a auto dealership was showing her a Porsche.

When the salesman's pitch had run its course, he said, "Now what would it take To get you into one of these?"

Looking at the tiny sports car, I said...

....."Probably a crowbar."..........

whats your fantasy? sexual or non sexual..wet or dry

I started seeing a guy and things were great! We talked every day. Now he doesn't respond.

I met this guy online. We hit it off really well. Talked/texted every day from morning to night. Went on a few dates and had a lot of fun. He told me he found it hard to believe I had never had a boyfriend, would always tell me how beautiful I am and would talk about the next time we would see each other. After about 2 months of constant contact, he just stopped responding. Why would he lead me on like that? It's not like we had a fight. I know he's in a lot of pain due to a recent shoulder injury. Does that have anything to do with it? How can I show him I care without overdoing it and being annoying? I still like him a lot and want to continue seeing him.

Be honest. Do you peek at their emails and texts?

I need to stop this. I love and trust my boyfriend but I was cheated on before so I have looked at his text messages. I hate myself for doing it and feel extremely guilty when I do. I have done it three times. I think I need to be in therapy, I know I need to stop.

I have a V-Day date idea!

So I was thinking that we could do this:

For some reason, I have a desire to dress up and go to dinner. My boyfriend and I aren't really those kind of people but I think it'll be fun and different! Then AFTER, we could go somewhere like the park, or laser tag where being dressed up is weird. You see? That would be so fun!

In a new relationship what happens first?

What usually happens first in a new relationship?

oral sex

or

sexual intercourse

or

all of the above within the same time frame?

What do you think of this situation

This man was engaged when we first but he didn't told me and when I finally learned about it we broke up and he called off the engagement.We went back together after few months. And then we broke up again because he met a new girl and they became engaged too. But all throughout we are still meeting and do things like the typical boyfriend/girlfriend. After 2 years they broke off their engagement and we became officially together(since we are not hiding anymore) but then lately like after a month I learned that they still have communication and they email a lot addressing themselves as "bo" for beau (i saw it) and while I'm doing something I heard him talking to her and he said "see you tommorow!" as they are volunteering together for the olympics and they also have business together. She also calls him at night somethimes he won't answer it. Also I still see pictures of them but he cannot remove it and all of their memories together are still on display despite that I told him about my concern already, he just say, "if you think of the problem it will come" Now I am confused, does he still love the ex-fiance? Or does he ever love me at all? (he is all over me whenever I ignore him). Please be serious with your answers. Thank you 'ol!

This damn iphone is ruining my life!!

Somehow my texts aren't alerting me and I've missed some important texts from this girl I'm interested in. I get the texts late or when I go through my old texts. I'm not giving her a good first impression. Anyone else have this issue?

How many of you fool around, even a little, in the movie theatre?

I just can't help it...the lights go out, the smell of the girl...and my hands start to wander...anyone else do this?