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Recommendation Leader: bytor
Description: A Compendium of some of the illest we've seen.....

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The worst mess ever.. / Dating / 2:45 PM - Wednesday September 15, 2010 Back To Top

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Months ago, I had a one night stand with my boyfriend of a few years cousin. The two of them had always been close, but very compeditive. They were like brothers growing up, but grew apart later. I had always been attracted to my boyfriends cousin. We had known eachother since childhood, but we weren't close. I thought he didn't even like me.
But as months went by, we started to see him more and more. He began treating me diffrent to. He started by teasing me in a playful way, she started calling me beautiful, he would wink at me, whisper in my ear, and stare into my eyes forever. He would flirt with me. At one point he said to my boyfriend that they would have fought over me if he had the chance. I was so shocked, I didn't know what to do. Later I messages him. We admited to a mutual attraction, he told me that he could even reject the idea of being with me. I senced he was becoming unfomfurtable. I avoided him for several months, in this time, he told family members that I was after him and had made sexual advances. I didn't hear any of this till months later.
Time passed and we started talking again. He was now diffrent, he had no problem with flirting with me and quickly he became sexual and eventually asked if I would sleep with him when we the chance. He said he cared for me, and how much he wanted me. He asked for pictures and sent me song lyrics. He bought condoms and we slept together. Right after it happened, he regreted it, he was scared to death that my boyfriend knew. Withen 24 hours, the whole family knew. Now I'm outcastes, and so is he. Everyone hates me and at this point Ive accepted the fact that I'll never be accepted into this family. At first he claimed he was way too drunk and accused me of taking advantage of him. He quickly recalled his statement and said it wasn't true before changeing his story again. I love my boyfriend and we've been able to work through this as well as much more emotionaly painful issues. What kills me is that the other hates me more then anything. He won't speak to me at all and he blames the affair on me. I cry all the time wondering if he cared for me in the first place or if he used me just for easy sex. He always said how beautiful I was, and how luck his cousin was. He had other women after him that night, but he chose me. I feel used and thrown under the buss. What's worse is I still care for him. I love my boyfriend and I care for them both. Now my boyfriend hates someone who was raised as his brother and I don't know what else I can do. I tried to take the blame for as much as I could, but it doesn't help.

Update: September 15, 2010.
I've only had 2 partners in my life, probably quite unlike all the 45 year old men who have responded to this post. And I've never dreamed of cheating until I wapitHy in that position It wasn't some random night of sex. We had become close and I truly cared about him, it was a matter of falling for the worst person possible even when I knew it was a terrible mistake. I can't just not care for him. I already know what I did was wrong, you don't need a PHD to figure that out. I'd really like to help the situation and move on, but everything is stagnent.0

- Asked by Female, 22-25


Girls like sucking penis? / Sex & Intimacy / 7:41 AM - Monday November 16, 2009 Back To Top

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Girls sucking penis is one of the greatest pleasures for men,may be the greatest one,especially if the girl's face is beautiful.Almost every female has sucked penis to her lover.Many girls out of moral prejudices do not want to acknowledge it's the greatest pleasure for them,too.Seeing a penis,they feel a burning desire to play with it,to caress it with fingers,to take it into their mouth.But when told to do it openly,they pretend it's all the same for them,whether to suck or not.Why so?

- Asked by andreiyudin1970, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45, Moscow, Other Profession


What are the pros & cons of dating a LEO / Sex & Intimacy / 12:01 PM - Monday November 02, 2009 Back To Top

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Would date a LEO? if so or not. What would you say are the pros & cons of dating LEO?

- Asked by A Hippie Chick, Female, 36-45


girls, do you like gettin eatin doggy or another position ? / Sex & Intimacy / 8:18 AM - Thursday October 22, 2009 Back To Top

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- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45, Minneapolis


Girls - would you ever turn away a man who's cock is too big? / Sex & Intimacy / 8:40 AM - Tuesday October 06, 2009 Back To Top

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- Asked by Male, 46-55
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
The shitstains are amongst us.....


Men, what's your ideal vagina? / Sex & Intimacy / 11:45 AM - Friday September 25, 2009 Back To Top

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Based on some traits and looks, what makes up your ideal vagina, IF you have a preference please answer:

Big labias/small labias?
Big clit/little clit?
Color?
Hair/No hair?
There isn't much you can describe about it, but if I left anything out, please feel free to describe what you like or don't like about it as well ;)

- Asked by dolcevita3, An Alternative Girl, Female, 26-28, Student


In a man situation, how many minutes of Orgasm Last? What is the average minutes take long? / Sex & Intimacy / 9:02 AM - Monday September 21, 2009 Back To Top

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Its true it is varies what race are you belong?

- Asked by Male, 36-45


Condom failure due to slippage / Sex & Intimacy / 12:38 PM - Monday August 17, 2009 Back To Top

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I buy very large condoms, Magnum size plus. This tends to impress women and will lead to more sex.

However, my penis is average size and the large condoms tend to slip a lot during intercourse, sometimes it just slips off.

How can I stop the condoms from slipping off?

Update: August 17, 2009.
So my question asked how can I use these large condoms without slipping and I gave stars to those who gave me real answers. I know a "smaller size" would fit better but the fact is that women get impressed by magnums and that increases the chances of me getting sex. My dick isn't small it is a little above average so women aren't disappointed when a godzilla cock doesn't pop out.

- Asked by A Rebel, Male, 29-35, Houston, Technical


When will people finally admit white women got it goin' on when it comes to sexual attraction? / Sex & Intimacy / 8:14 AM - Monday August 10, 2009 Back To Top

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When it comes to sex. Honest to God and I am all heterosexual man here! White women take the cake! Now I'm sure a few online troll white guys out there are gonna chirp about how good the little Asian and Latina women can be and then there's always a few weirdos of various ethnicities that dig black women, but for the most part you white women got it!

- Asked by dagraham6, A Couch Potato, Male, 26-28, Who Cares?


Dont like your avatar / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:45 AM - Friday July 17, 2009 Back To Top

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Do you ever lowball someone on the rating because you dont like their avatar? I have.

Sometimes they deserve a star but I give them a 2+ because I HATED their avatar, or I give them a 1 or 0 instead of a 2.

- Asked by A Sweet Sarah, Female, 29-35, Law Enforcement


ex-gf and I still have feelings for each other. she married on rebound after I broke up with her. / Dating / 8:18 AM - Tuesday July 07, 2009 Back To Top

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I broke up with my gf about 7 months ago. she started talking to me again recently over the comp, but she has moved and got married shortly after i broke up with her on the rebound. I broke up cause got spooked how fast we fell in love. shortly after i broke up with her I realized it was a mistake but she was mad at me then I heard she had gotten married. so what do we do now?

Update: July 07, 2009.
1st I got spooked cause thats the way me and ex-wife started, quick,but ex and me have very little in common, mainly wanted to be with someone, then kids,etc. gf and me have a quite of bit in common. gf contacted me 1st cause marriage aint working out, she still thinks about me.

- Asked by A Couch Potato, Male, 46-55, Who Cares?


my man gets sex to easily, how do i make him work for it? / Sex & Intimacy / 11:29 AM - Tuesday June 16, 2009 Back To Top

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ive been seing this guy for 8 months but i feel he can get sex too easily from me, how do i make him work harder for it? Play hard to get but without seeming uninterested.

Update: June 16, 2009.
I only asked this because last week in bed he said he got little bored sometimes because I made it a little too easy for him and I wondered if their was any other people with this problem.

- Asked by Female, 26-28


I have never finger fucked my girl. / Sex & Intimacy / 7:07 AM - Tuesday June 16, 2009 Back To Top

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I have never finger fucked my girl but will love to do that.Really dont know how to go about it.I hear women like it.

- Asked by Male, 36-45


somebody not going out with you cause your not popular / Dating / 2:38 PM - Monday June 15, 2009 Back To Top

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I like this guy and he likes me back but the only reason he doesnt want to go out with me is because im not really that popular and he is.I dont know if i should keep trying or just give up cause i really really like this guy.Help me please!

- Asked by beepbeep1995, A Thinker, Female, 18-21


How do i cheat on my boyfriend?? / Dating / 5:00 PM - Thursday June 11, 2009 Back To Top

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ok i have been with my boyfriend for about 3 years now. and we have lived together for about a year now and its getting kind of boring. so i met this guy a few weeks ago and hes kind of kool. what i wanna know is how do i date this guy without my boyfriend kowning?? what excuse can i give him without him being suspicious???? by the way my boyfriend and i breaking up is not an option

Update: June 12, 2009.
Thanks for all your "advice" 58 respondents is good enough. all i gotta say is "he without without fault cast the first fucking stone"

- Asked by Female, 26-28


I'm 7 months pregnant and my goodness i think about sex all the time..My due date is August 1. / Sex & Intimacy / 2:51 PM - Wednesday June 03, 2009 Back To Top

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Is that normal?

When is it ok or safe to stop haveing sex?

- Asked by A Married Girl, Female, 29-35, Los Angeles, Administrative


Do you agree with m thanks / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5:21 PM - Friday May 29, 2009 Back To Top

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Do you concur/agree - AND NO RUDE ANSWERS?
Stacy who is a size 6/8 went to a store. Stacy was wearing a light weight jacket and was looking thru the blouse section of a department store: A heavyset girl by the name of Erica (Stacy asked her name) was there looking thru the same rack.
Erica: "This blouse will fit you" (She said this to Stacy)
Stacy: "Thanks" Stacy looked inside the blouse saw it was size 10, got a little upset.
Stacy: "When you took the blouse out did you look at the garment or the size"
Erica: "I just saw it wasn't my size"
Stacy: "Because I am a size 6/8" (Stacy said this kind of low)
Erica "These blouses run small I take a size 20 but I also get a size 22"
Stacy: "Just out of curiosity what size do you think I am"
Erica: "You look like a size 6/8.
Then they parted company but then bumped into one another
Stacy: "What size did you say you thought I am"
Erica: "DEFINITELY A SIZE 6/8."

Of course Stacy called me and told me the story and asked me if she could accept the fact that Erica thinks Stacy is a size 6/8. And I told her yes she can accept it. MY Question: Do you agree/concur with me

- Asked by Female, 56-65


late or irregular period, vaginal dryness, itch, burning and redness. / Diet & Health / 3:02 PM - Friday May 15, 2009 Back To Top

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yes, i did have sex with my boyfriend but it was on days i wasn't ovulating, i realize the possibility of pregnancy but i have zero symptoms.
there was no "implantation bleeding", my boobs aren't sore... i don't feel pregnant and i'm like super sure i'm not.

i don't have any pms symptoms either besides this sorta crampy bloaty feeling.

but then i got itchy and burny...

and there's not warts or discharge or anything std like....

so i googled it and it said i have yeast infection symptoms. i've never had a yeast infection so i don't know if that's right??
and if it was would that explain my late period??
what should i do?

anyway to bring on my late period?
google also told me that a period coming on can clear up a yest infection without any used of meds.

i could be wrong, ladies, help me out, yes?

- Asked by Female, 22-25


I slept with my ex-GF this morning...? / Sex & Intimacy / 8:38 AM - Wednesday May 13, 2009 Back To Top

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I called her early this morning cause I woke up really, uhh, distressed. I had to lay a lot of sweet talk on her but she finally came over and picked me up and took me back to her place and we slammed-the-clam all morning. She had to go to work at noon so she left me there -- I suppose she thought I was going to stay but after I ate my fill and watched a couple of pay-per-view movies i decided to hitch-hike home. Now she's calling and texting me like every ten minutes. What the heck should I do? I don't want to TALK to her.... Help me, y'all.

- Asked by mattskaaaa, A Couch Potato, Male, 22-25, Student


You forgot.................... / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:19 AM - Friday May 01, 2009 Back To Top

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"I will keep asking until I get majority"

- Asked by mantis, A Creative, Male, 18-21


Anal sex question... / Sex & Intimacy / 11:14 AM - Friday April 24, 2009 Back To Top

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Why would men want to have anal sex if they knew it hurt their girlfriend or wife? I've had friends and relatives tell me that their man would penetrate them anally even after they had said it hurt. Do men not care about their women's feelings?

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, Who Cares?


How does one get a f**k buddy or fwb? / Sex & Intimacy / 7:31 AM - Friday April 10, 2009 Back To Top

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There was a guy I slept with at the end of the night (he kept pressuring me and I gave in). He was being so nice all night, we were laughing and joking around as if we had known each other for ages and he kept calling me "gorgeous".

I'm glad I did give in at the end, he was very big, VERY good at oral, loved cuddling and kissing and a great lover.

He gave me his number and told me we "should do i it again sometime". In a weak moment, I texted him saying it was me, here's my number if you want to catch up. He didn't reply.

I ran into him later and he practically ignored me.

I wouldn't mind some more action. He seemed pretty in to me before so why the sudden standoffish coldness?

It is SO rare to find a man I actually am attracted to on first meeting. And damn his loving was good.

Did I blow my chances? Should I forget him?

And hold out for another guy sometime, some where? And anyone have any clue as to why he ignored me like that?

- Asked by Female, 36-45


Penis size.....is it small? / Sex & Intimacy / 7:42 AM - Tuesday April 07, 2009 Back To Top

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Hello ,
I'd like to ask you some questions about penis size hoping that it would not offend or hurt you, I really need a some women perspective....

My penis size is 1 1/2 inches soft and 3 1/2 inches hard.
what do you think about it? do you think it's small or...? have you ever seen a man the same size as me? if yes how did you react? have you ever had sex with a man the same size as me? if yes how was sex? what would you do if pulling down a man pants you find he has a penis the same size as me? do you look at men's bulges when your on the beach or at the swimming pool?
Please be honest don't be afraid to tell me the truth cause I really need to know what women really think about my penis

- Asked by mmax, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45, Teaching


is ok to have sex in the 4 date? / Sex & Intimacy / 10:17 AM - Friday April 03, 2009 Back To Top

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- Asked by A Sweet Sarah, Female, 36-45


The most annoying thing a person could say.... / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 9:11 AM - Monday March 30, 2009 Back To Top

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" but we never did it that way before.
it can`t possibly work"


agree or not?

- Asked by rantingmadman, A Rebel, Male, 36-45, Transportation


what do i do about this situation? / Dating / 4:23 PM - Wednesday March 25, 2009 Back To Top

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my girlfriend is in jail..she will be for 6 months. she calls me acouple days ago and says baby i love u so much im sorry i hope that i dont loose you but im pregnant. i love her so much i dont wanna loose her but i cant believe what im hearing. what do i do?

- Asked by Female, 26-28


My boyfriend wants to take me camping and I've never been camping so is it stupid? / Dating / 12:44 PM - Friday March 20, 2009 Back To Top

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It sounds stupid sleeping on the ground when you can sleep in a nice comfortable bed.

- Asked by mally, A Thinker, Female, 22-25, Los Angeles


anyone here play with tarot cards? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 8:59 AM - Friday March 20, 2009 Back To Top

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i just got some and i was wondering how i could find more info about them online. i am really excited about them for writing and life inspiration, not future telling or black magic or any of that. any insight would be great!

- Asked by A Career Woman, Female, 26-28, Other Profession


why do men love sex? is it really important? / Sex & Intimacy / 8:42 AM - Friday March 20, 2009 Back To Top

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- Asked by madonnaz, An Engaged Girl, Female, 29-35


Tell me about anal sex / Sex & Intimacy / 8:15 AM - Friday March 20, 2009 Back To Top

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My partner and I are contemplating. I heard it can be really painful at first but that most really enjoy it. That it can make both partners feel really close. Any advice? If you have would you recommend it?

- Asked by Female, 36-45


St Patricks Day celebrations in the US / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10:44 AM - Tuesday March 17, 2009 Back To Top

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Why do american citizens feel the need to massively show their love of St Patrick's day? Green rivers, parades, giant inflatable shamrocks, fireworks, etc.

I'm a brit with irish ancestry, probably the more close connected to ireland then most us citizens, but most over here in England don't bother with the over the top celebrations and just get drunk and have fun.

Is this just different cultures? (i.e. US just goes over the top with anything whereas Britain are just reserved and has low key celebrations)

- Asked by keeno82uk, A Creative, Male, 29-35, Leeds, Administrative


Does this guy have anything else to do in life? / Sex & Intimacy / 1:30 PM - Thursday March 12, 2009 Back To Top

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Gosh... he answers EVERY question. Doesn't he have a life? I've been here for less than an hour and I"m already bored to death. LMAO.

- Asked by veesix, A Player, Male, 36-45


I have a very question important / Sex & Intimacy / 8:00 AM - Thursday March 12, 2009 Back To Top

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I was molested by my grandfather when I was little and now I like to read about incest things what exactly does that mean ? And is there some thing wrong with me for liking and getting very turned on by it ? P.S. please don't give me sympathy and please no you should go see a therapist or some thing I just want the question's answered not to be bother's with stuff I have heard all my life and have all ready done. PLEASE AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY'S

- Asked by Female, 22-25


Are people who post under ake profiles dicks? / Sex & Intimacy / 11:22 AM - Thursday February 19, 2009 Back To Top

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Like this guy?

- Asked by vindicator, A Guy Critical, Male, 56-65, Dallas


Are women who get tattoos across the bottom of their backs get them to be called tramp stamps? / Style & Beauty / 10:33 AM - Thursday February 19, 2009 Back To Top

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You go to the beach and all you see is tramp stmaps. They look them over and they make sure you can see them.

- Asked by wonderwhack, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45


when is it too soon to be in love? / Dating / 5:46 AM - Thursday February 19, 2009 Back To Top

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lets say...2 months? is that true love or infatuation?

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 22-25


Are any other atheists tired of theists demanding that we justify our lack of imaginary friends? / Sex & Intimacy / 5:05 AM - Monday February 09, 2009 Back To Top

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Hey theists, I as an atheist don't believe in your god. I don't believe in Yahweh, Thor, Poseidon, Demeter, Osiris, Athena, Zeus, Hecate, or Loki. This is not a claim that I know anything for sure. Atheism is a LACK of belief.

YOU don't 100% know for sure that purple unicorns DON'T live on the moon, do you?

I don't 100% know that there is no god. But I don't believe in one, just like you don't believe that purple unicorns live on the moon.

So please stop badgering me about it. I'm talking to YOU, who took it upon yourselves to write private messages to me lecturing me on how I can't PROVE there's no god, therefore I should get on my knees and start worshiping.

Okay, YOU can't prove there's no Zeus, so get on YOUR knees and start worshiping.

Can you see things from my PoV now? I would appreciate it if you could back the fuck off!

Update: February 09, 2009.
You can be agnostic and atheist. Agnostic is someone who holds to the fact that god is unknowable. I'm agnostic about every thought-up god as much as I'm agnostic about the flying spaghetti monster. After all, the flying spaghetti monster COULD exist.

- Asked by treehumper, A Hippie Chick, Female, 29-35, Boston, Celebrity
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
Sometimes, people don't even know what they're talking about - - and they prove it....


How do I tell my husband to stop eating his black heads and pimples? / Diet & Health / 4:13 PM - Tuesday January 27, 2009 Back To Top

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I'm so grossed out! My husband likes to pick and sometimes even eat his pimples and black heads. I never knew he did this till I walked into a room without him knowing I was there. Now he does it a lot and he doesn't think I see him. But I DO!I don't want to embarrass him. To me, this is grounds for divorce. What do I do????

- Asked by Female, 29-35


is there a particular AO member that you love or hate their answers, or questions? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3:01 PM - Friday January 23, 2009 Back To Top

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I have seen answers, and questions from "weekendbrew" and i think they are pretty hilarious but true, even tho sometimes he sounds like he's mean but its good advice.

then i see answers from "bytor" and seems very sarcastic, and some are always helpful, some always rude, some always funny, some just always ask dumb sex questions.. who do YOU like most or hate most?

- Asked by Female, 36-45


The "straight-shooter" question got me thinking... / Sex & Intimacy / 12:31 PM - Friday January 23, 2009 Back To Top

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I wonder what the absolute WORST pick-up "game" would consist of?.....


Maybe:


"Hey, Baby!--What's YOUR sign?-- I just got in from Milan, and I wanted to tell ya' you have a shot to git' wit' me tonight, if ya' wanna' go right now... I'm a straight-shooter with a 14-inch monster dong, and I'll even let ya' toss my salad, while I text your sister on my Razr Z-300....

So, you know, if ya' wanna' git' wit' me, just run in there, fetch us a couple beers, and as you're blowin' me, I can set one on your flat head so's I can twist your nipples like radio knobs tuning in Paris One network, while you take my love spunk down your throat.... only thing though, is I am NOT into a chick who won't gag or me, so you'll NEED to cram the entire two feet down your gullet and at least pretend you love me..."



Yeah - - - - those days at Northwestern were something, huh???

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


Please translate what does he mean? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:26 AM - Friday January 23, 2009 Back To Top

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What is he really trying to say when he says " I love your cards they make me smile and feel really loved" He's in prison I write a letter and send one card each week

- Asked by A Creative, Female, 26-28, Administrative


When is it safest to cheat? / Family & Parenting / 5:05 PM - Wednesday January 21, 2009 Back To Top

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I think it's much safer to cheat when you are married than when you are just dating. It's much easier to leave a relationship than it to get a divorce.

Marriage is a very strong emotional and legal commitment. So if you must cheat, wait until you are married and if you get caught, your partner will find it much harder to leave if you're married.

No one is saying cheating is right. The consequences of cheating depend very much on the timing.

- Asked by peermey, A Career Man, Male, 36-45, Dallas, Who Cares?


I dunno about all of you, but.... / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12:25 PM - Monday January 12, 2009 Back To Top

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...all of a sudden, I've got a strange urge to go sign up for a Lasik Plus treatment!!!!!

"Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory"!!!!

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


Will you be able to build your credit if you swipe your debit card as a credit card? / Career / 3:51 PM - Thursday January 08, 2009 Back To Top

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I heard this from a friend, but it sounds suspicious to me.

- Asked by kabirsal, An Alternative Girl, Female, 22-25, Student


Does size matter in this case? / Sex & Intimacy / 3:38 PM - Thursday January 08, 2009 Back To Top

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I am dating this guy and we recently had sex. He is the smallest guy i have been with and i felt absolutley nothing during sex. does size matter or was he swimming in my vagina? I wonder if the guy before him strecth me out bad. i have only had 3 partners.

- Asked by uneverknow, A Creative, Female, 22-25, Sacramento, Who Cares?


was it too soon and am i not tight enough? / Sex & Intimacy / 3:36 PM - Thursday January 08, 2009 Back To Top

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I have been dating this great guy for a month and we finally had sex. we have went on at least 8 dates, do you think it was too soon to sleep with him? I slept with him and the sex didnt turn out that great. I didnt really feel much and i guess he didnt either because after about 1 minute he went down and the sex stop. He was embarassed and suggested we go for round 2 to redeem himself. this lasted for about 3 minutes and then he went down again. He says he has never had this problem b4 so i am starting to think its me. i dont have any children. i am 22 and its not like i am having sex very often, and he is only 27 so its not like he is old. I have not been doing kegels and i do have poor muscle tone in my body. I dont know what to do because this can cause our relationship to suffer if sex isnt even for 5 minutes or satifying for both of us.

- Asked by uneverknow, A Creative, Female, 22-25, Sacramento, Who Cares?


My boyfriend always goes fast when we are having sex is there anything we or he can do to last longe / Sex & Intimacy / 2:46 PM - Thursday January 08, 2009 Back To Top

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goes with in 5min
is 10 years older then me

- Asked by A Life of the Party, Female, 22-25, Who Cares?


there is this new girl in school and we all hate her so we shaved her head / Sex & Intimacy / 1:25 PM - Thursday January 08, 2009 Back To Top

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there is this new girl in school and we all hate her so we shaved her head, we got her drunk and shaved her head because she is a bitch

Update: January 08, 2009.
i was jsut kiddidg seriously i know you wont believe me but i didnt i heard about it on this confessions thing on 105.3 and i thought it was a bitch move too but i love the responses i got a few people said i should be in jail thanks

- Asked by hottlouis22192, A Creative, Female, 22-25, Detroit, Who Cares?


Should I add her???? / Dating / 4:39 PM - Wednesday January 07, 2009 Back To Top

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I went to a party 3 weeks ago
Flirted all night with a girl who showed alot of interest...she might have been attention seeking though

Anyway, i got distracted and didnt get her number.
Ive just seen her on facebook
Should I add her??
Will she remember me??

- Asked by Male, Who Cares?


his ex moved in his house... / Dating / 11:04 AM - Wednesday January 07, 2009 Back To Top

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so i spent the night at my guys house and when i went to look for toothpaste in his bathroom cabinet there were girl items...face wash lotion, makeup bag, hair blow dryer curling iron etc..i stayed in the bathroom for a long time and was in shock.....when i went outside to the kitchen table to drink the coffee...i didn't say a word he kissed me and as i was living i shut the door then came back inside and confronted him...he said that he had a roomate...and said nothings going on...i left since we both had plans that day so we didn't discuss it enough....then he sent me a text saying nothings there i'm sorry about the roomate thing...i understand why you are upset...


then the next day i showed up to his place he let me inside and i told him i still feel bothered and this is not resolved..thats when he admitted that it was his ex girlfriend who he dated years ago..he said shes gay and that she dated years ago.theres nothing..he also said that he would not give her the boot since she is a good roomate and is never home....

i left and sent him a nasty text message: i said I know we talked about this but i would never accept an ex living there never and since she is there you will never see me again and if i don't hear from you tonite i will delete your number from my phone and i will date other men..
i am sad but the fact that a female and even worse an ex is there bothers me so much and the fact that i feel sad about it is not fair to me...i would never accept a ex living there no matter what you say. I deserve to be with a man who does not live with an ex..."

and he has not contacted me :( was i right to send him this??

- Asked by Female, 29-35


Have you or would you ever consider having anal sex? / Sex & Intimacy / 11:26 AM - Tuesday January 06, 2009 Back To Top

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- Asked by Male, 29-35


i hooked up with this guy for a month and i already knew he had a girlfriend and i was ok with it / Sex & Intimacy / 8:11 AM - Tuesday January 06, 2009 Back To Top

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we talked on the phone he told me that i embarresed him in front of people who respected him and it's true i tried my best so that he'll forgive me but he wrote me a letter saying that i don't respect myself and that i did all that because i have a need for attention . The next day i wrote on my status on my facebook how much i loved and missed my other boyfriend in another country . i know i won't get him back that way but if he won't change his mind i thought i could get him jealous but it didn't work ! please help i need to get him back ... he's a good person and i was lucky to have him . HELP !

- Asked by A Player, Female, 22-25, Lyon, Student


Does it hurt when you get an exam down there? / Diet & Health / 2:26 PM - Monday January 05, 2009 Back To Top

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I have had 3 exams down there in my life. They always hurt. I have always thought this was because I have never had sex. Well this time around I am going in to have an exam because I was assaulted 4 months ago. Will it hurt less now that I have technically had sex? Anything I can do to help myself out here, I think its going to still hurt. Any advice?

- Asked by A Creative, Female, 26-28, Teaching


i have this discharge. can you help me? / Sex & Intimacy / 12:06 PM - Monday January 05, 2009 Back To Top

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It's nasty and smells dirty.

- Asked by Female, 22-25


How do I get my man to be on top during sex? / Sex & Intimacy / 4:18 PM - Friday January 02, 2009 Back To Top

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I am always on top during sex with my man. I have told him before that I'd like to try him being on top but he says he'll crush me. He's not overweight at all but I am very tiny and fragile looking.

- Asked by An Alternative Girl, Female, 18-21, Miami


I have seen several questions over the past few months about "can I get pregnant by having anal sex" / Sex & Intimacy / 2:21 PM - Tuesday December 30, 2008 Back To Top

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I have seen several questions over the past few months about "can I get pregnant by having anal sex"


What, do they not teach sex ed in schools anymore. If they don't then they had better start teaching it again. Common sense should give the person the answer.

- Asked by MaryAnne, A Thinker, Female, 46-55, Regina, Managerial


ok guys..wood u still date a gurhl even if she refused to give u head..but she always wanted u 2 eat / Sex & Intimacy / 1:54 PM - Tuesday December 30, 2008 Back To Top

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ok guys..wood u still date a gurhl even if she refused to give u head..but she always wanted u 2 eat her out cuz it felt so good?.. she's scared to have sex cuz she ain't on the pill and she doesn't wanna get pregnant or get an std.

- Asked by Female, 22-25


i get wet real fast is there something wrong with me? / Sex & Intimacy / 1:28 PM - Tuesday December 30, 2008 Back To Top

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i get wet real fast is there something wrong with me?

In general i have extra moisture but before i even have sex i get really wet .

- Asked by Female, 29-35


IS weed harmful when pregant? / Diet & Health / 10:21 AM - Friday December 26, 2008 Back To Top

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when i was pregnant at first i refused to smoke it but then i had horrible morning sickness and told my mom and she told me she did too and her doctor told her to smoke just a lil bit each time. well ive also been told though that it somehow makes the baby smarter or something i donno that sounds weird...whats everyones opinons and or facts about this?

- Asked by milfmama08, A Cool Mom, Female, 22-25, Who Cares?


This guy I was hooking up with wanted him to be the only guy I hooked up with but he didn't want us / Dating / 4:53 PM - Wednesday December 24, 2008 Back To Top

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- Asked by Female, 22-25


need some excitement! please help! / Dating / 10:38 AM - Saturday December 20, 2008 Back To Top

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been dating this guy for 3 months now. never fight or argue about anything.

frankly it's getting a little boring.
how do i add some excitement to this relationship?

Update: December 20, 2008.
byt-whore's a jerk!

- Asked by Female, 29-35


Do you delete your ex-friend(s) from facebook etc.? / Friendship / 10:37 AM - Friday December 19, 2008 Back To Top

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Have you ever done this to make the point that your, umm, separation from them is final or simply as a statement that you don't want anything to do with them etc.?

- Asked by Female, 26-28


to all men: if you hav a gf u love then why cheat? / Dating / 9:06 AM - Friday December 19, 2008 Back To Top

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or why txt other girls??

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 22-25, London


my ex boyfriend and i have been having sex / Sex & Intimacy / 3:41 PM - Thursday December 18, 2008 Back To Top

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whenever we come home from college and occationally when he comes to visit his friends at my college we hook up. this past thanksgiving we were both home and had sex like 4 or 5 times a day all break long...now that christmas break is here i cant wait to hang out with him. is this bad since hes an ex and all

- Asked by Female, 22-25


sex pain in lower belly / Sex & Intimacy / 4:56 PM - Wednesday December 17, 2008 Back To Top

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hi had pain in belly while haven sex it was like hurting while he pressed i.This happened 1 or 2 time be 4 but only when i had my legs around neck up high never any other postions i am also 6 weeks pregnant can some one help

- Asked by dors123, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 26-28, Dublin


Raging hormones/ Sex machine?? / Sex & Intimacy / 4:05 PM - Wednesday December 17, 2008 Back To Top

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I don't know if it is my youth, but when it comes to sex I am not interested in making love, making love is for idealistic pansies; I just want to fuck, I am sure ya'll know the difference. Might I add that I am very well hung and very proud of it. I approach sex as if I have something to prove; my intention is to leave a lasting impression on her mind and body, she will know that I was there. I especially like older women because they are more hungry and adept to handle this kinda action. Is this a phase? Will this change if and when I fall in love? Do women crave this kind of action?

- Asked by An Intellectual Guy, Male, 26-28, Who Cares?


Why is it awkward at this point?? / Dating / 2:03 PM - Wednesday December 17, 2008 Back To Top

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I had my boyfriend, break up with me over EMAIL of all things 2 weeks ago. We both have things that we need to return to the other, and he keeps calling to set it up but then either doesn't show or doesn't call. When I get him on the phone, he says it is too awkward to see me. I am friends with ALL of my exes and don't see why this one could be any different yet he is telling me that it is too "awkward". He is supposed to come over today, but have a feeling he will cancel again. What is the big deal with this guy?? He dumped me. He should be fine with at least us exchanging things......right??

- Asked by cuteblonde1, A Sweet Sarah, Female, 36-45, Self-Employed


what is herosexual? / Sex & Intimacy / 5:31 PM - Tuesday December 16, 2008 Back To Top

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... does it mean straight cause if it does then i am because i am straight

- Asked by A Player, Female, 22-25, Who Cares?


Here - - - now, we never have to read it again, after this.... bookmark it: / Sex & Intimacy / 10:14 AM - Monday December 15, 2008 Back To Top

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This will be the LAST time you'll EVER see these questions on here, because now, you can ALL bookmark THIS one and just fish around for the answers!!!:


* I'm only 5"; is it big enough to please her?


* I can't get wet. Is something wrong with my snizz? He spends 47 hours in foreplay, but still, nothing....


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Update: December 15, 2008.
Wow--it got pulled... and THAT wasn't even controversial!!!!

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


Not ready, whtas going on? / Dating / 9:57 AM - Monday December 15, 2008 Back To Top

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I cant understand why some men would say that they are not ready for a serious relationship seeing that we are always looking for sex and would jump at any given opportunity, so why do some men hesittate [ relationship ] if its being served on a silver platter?

- Asked by steady4rhyne, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Self-Employed


Does everyone have PMS today? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 9:34 AM - Monday December 15, 2008 Back To Top

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I'm reading the questions and the responses are just over the top mean today! Sure, its the same old juvenile relationship "does he like me" sh*t, but give them a break! Why so hostile everyone?

- Asked by blueyedame, A Creative, Female, 46-55, Indianapolis, Who Cares?


have I had sex with somebody or not? Am I in an sms relationship? / Sex & Intimacy / 7:39 AM - Thursday December 11, 2008 Back To Top

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this is weird, but things happen. Basically I have been sms'ing, emailing and chatting to a guy for the past 2.5 years who is in effect separated but living under the same roof as his (ex) wife. They have 2 kids.

We started off as friends, genuinely, just enjoying the witty banter and exchange of stories and intelligent minds. Then he started to depend on me a little, open up about his situation, and lately, sms me for long sessions at a time.

Last week, we ended up having sms sex! I know - this is weird and I've never done it before and not sure how it happened! But truth be told - it was full on, and lots of pics & real-time videos sent etc, and raunchy thoughts and he and I came hard (sorry for the detail!) a few times. It was unexpected, weird but enjoyable.

I'm now confused, have I had 'sex' with this man or not? Am I, in effect, in a relationship with this man or not? The talk between us is like lovers now, and we exchange communications in one form or the other every day. It is a very strange situation to be in. But the power of imagination and where is can transport loves is mentally one of the best. No denying it. I also admit that I have feelings for him. Thoughts?

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 36-45, Who Cares?


Is there anything that a man can take or apply to a his penis to make it more sensitive? / Sex & Intimacy / 9:56 AM - Wednesday December 10, 2008 Back To Top

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For some reason some men have a problem with thier penis not being sensitive enough. It takes a very long time for them to come. While that may seem great, some women take it personal and think that they aren't attractive enough or hot enough to make him come.

- Asked by A Creative, Male, 56-65, Financial / Banking


How can I forgive the freeloader I dated years ago? / Dating / 8:42 AM - Wednesday December 10, 2008 Back To Top

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I dated a freeloader without knowing that "men" could abuse from a woman s money. It was a serious relationship, and I broke up with him mostly due of the control he wanted to have over me... jealousy and emotional abuse.

Moving on was VERY healthy. I have "almost" forgotten those two long years.

But, I have not been able to fogive him for the fact that he abused, that he made me pay so many things for him, for the whole time it lasted. Maybe I havent forgiven myself for allowing this economical abuse.

How can I forgive him and myself for this?

Thanks!

Note, no religiuos answers, please

- Asked by sailormoon, A Creative, Female, 36-45, Other Profession
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
SOME people don't necessarily WANT the truth.....


Only answer if you really know about ASTRAL projection. AND NO RUDE ANSWERS / Sex & Intimacy / 5:00 PM - Tuesday December 09, 2008 Back To Top

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Why are they astral projecting to me now? I mean I have fantasized about these men before? All of you said I can reach out to them to hear them but how? I mean how will I know if I am really hearing them? When it is happening it is alwys when I am lying down on my stomach why? Also I feel someone landing on me and then the f*ndling, f*ngering, intercourse and I feel someone breathng - of cousre no one is there? Can you explain all of this. And should I be worried?

- Asked by lover454, An Engaged Girl, Female, 56-65


Alot of Bitchin about Anon's this morning! / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:06 AM - Tuesday December 09, 2008 Back To Top

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Why all the bitching about people going Anon?

Ever wonder why we do?

Hmmmmmm.. Could it be because the regal few who think they are the kings of this site are alloed to continue thier assults on posters with no replisal or danctions for thier assults on others..

One here keeps getting banned, but with in a day or two he's back on with a new screen name (in the genere of his old one) but the same old avitar.

It's like he's thumbing his nose at us all!

Why would we want to subject ourselves to the abuse when A/O wont stop them?

- Asked by Female, 29-35


I've figured it out, now.... / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10:19 AM - Tuesday December 09, 2008 Back To Top

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What with the recent slew of anons who don't rate their responses... I've figured out what I must do now, and I'm sorry to say, that if you don't have at the very least an avatar picture and one month under the belt on here, i will not be answering your questions.

I'm sorry that it's come to this, but the landslide of absolute crap is gonna' give me ANOTHER aneurysm if I'm not careful, and quite frankly, your questions really aren't worth it, since you're obviously not caring about the answers, anyway.....

To the REST of you, you'll still get the same ol' By~Tor, for good or ill...

Selah!!

:-D

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


Should I use my ex, or forget about her? / Married Life / 9:27 AM - Tuesday December 09, 2008 Back To Top

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I split from my ex 3 month ago, we hooked up 2 Fridays ago, she told me she missed me, and I missed her. The next morning we didn't really talk about the night before but we were good with each, nothing ackward.

I had an accident and was injured, so didn't see her all week, just friendly phone calls and texts. I'm fine now and back to work.

I just found out she hooked up with a guy last FridaY and its hurt me. I was so upset I just couldn't look at her, although we weren't together I felt that because of the week before there was a possibilty of us getting back, now I will not allow it, not only am i sturbbon, I also know it wouldn't be healthy to get back now, the relationship wouldn't last.

Now I'm at the stage I know we'll never get back together, I don't know if I should pursue a FWI, although I don't really see us hanging out as etc, I'm now only interested in sex. I can seperate between feelings and sex most of the time, and I don't feel ready to get involved with someone new, it wouldn't be fair to them.

Do you think this is wise? Or do you think I'll mess my head up more? I don't really care about her feelings now, she's shown shes only got one purpose and I have no respect for her now. I'd be treating her how she wants to be treated.

FYI, we ended 3 months ago because she felt she wasn't ready to become serious, when I was ready. I was a good BF to her.

- Asked by Male, Who Cares?


very personal and quite disturbing / Sex & Intimacy / 9:00 AM - Tuesday December 09, 2008 Back To Top

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my boyfriend and i have been intimate for about four months now. recently after having sex just the other day he discovered small little bumps all over his penis. they were small and went away quickly. they came back the next day and this time they expanded, they got bigger. and now layer of skin fell off after that the bumps/pimples (whatever they are) went down, plus its very itchy he said. I on the other hand am fine, i don't have or didn't get anything. what went wrong? could it be he got an allergic reaction to something? this has never happened.

- Asked by A Sweet Sarah, Female, 29-35, Student


my boyfriend admitted to having sex with other men / Sex & Intimacy / 8:58 AM - Tuesday December 09, 2008 Back To Top

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Every since he told me our sex life is crap, this is making me suspicious and insecure which is making everything worse

Update: December 09, 2008.
I am evaluating, hard. I have spoken with my doctor and yes had everything checked, thankfully everything is fine. Evaluating is the reason I am asking for opinions. Thanks to all whether I like what you say or not I do appreciate it.

Update: December 09, 2008.
I am trying very hard to be careful and the trust issue is just killing me. I just don't know what to do at this point and I am totally confused. We also have an 11 year old son who is estatic his parents are back together. Are there any males out there who are bi-sexual and can say they are not attracted to men it is different and that is why? Is there really such a thing as bi-sexual???

Update: December 09, 2008.
sex has always been great. in the last year or so he has been much more fixated on anything anal and has orgasmed from me just licking his ass. We talked about our fantasy of me watching him with another man and then I asked if he had and he said 5 times in the last couple of years. I started asking questions because I want to understand it, this made him freak out and I have tried talking to him about it since but he gets pissed off. It has been about 7 weeks since he told me and we went from sex daily sometime more than once to days without it and there is always a good excuse, I'm sick, his back, tired.... I'm trying hard to understand what he is going through but I even told him I want a 100% honest relationship and if someday down the road he really felt the desire to talk to me about it. He wishes he never told me. Did I mention 2 days after he told me he got a text from another man asking if he had a boner? He said he had not seen the guy since we became committed and did not plan on it. This is where it all went to hell for me and the insecurities and suspicion started. I was married to him for 7 years and have had a on again off again secret relationship with him for years and now we are back together openly for good. I have had my suspicions before but never thought it was a regular thing.

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 36-45, Managerial


I have a little over 5inch penis, Im scared that I wont b able to please a woman. is that to small?? / Sex & Intimacy / 8:49 AM - Tuesday December 09, 2008 Back To Top

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I have a little over 5inch penis, I'm scared that I won't b able to please a woman. is that to small? and do women only care about the size and not the man?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 26-28, Pittsburgh


Only answer if you know about Astral Projection / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5:16 PM - Monday December 08, 2008 Back To Top

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ONLY ANSWER IF YOU ARE INTO AND KNOW ABOUT ASTRAL PROJECTION
What is happening can you explain this is for people who believe in astral projection no one else is to answer?
Can you help me figure this out?
I am a non-astral. However, about three weeks ago when I fantasized about my ex-boyfriend, my male ex-bosses and one male cuz - all of them very powerful men -no one ever defies them I started to feel them coming to me on an astral level to have sexual intercourse. The thing is in the past I have fantasized about them but nothing like this has ever happened. So what do you think? I am not astral and don't want to be. AND no it is not lucid dreaming.


Here are some questions I need answers to:

(1) Can the astral punish or reward the non-astral and can you give me an example of how the astral can do that?

(2) Can the astral also become the guardian angels of the non-astral?

(3) What about my male cuz. He and I email one another. I told him I wanted to see the movie "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas" and in the other emails he never would never mention sex and in this particular response to my email to him last week he said "I would see a movie more uplifting something with sex." Do you think he is also astral projecting to me as well and cluing me in when he mentioned sex in the email.
But my male cuz said he doesn't believe in Astral Travel, but do you think this is a cover I could have sworn at times I hear his voice as well - but not sure.

(4) Can these men talk to one another via astral? I mean they know one another when they are non-astral but can they communicate to one another astrally as well. And can I hear them when they do?

(5) Ok the astral projector comes to me every time I lye on my bed on my stomach watching TV. And 2 night when he did he *** inside of me and I felt the semen running down my legs but when I felt my legs dry but my vagina was moist from my liquid. Can this happen?

(6) How can I actually tell if the astral is speaking to me telepathically and it is not my imagination running wild.

(7) Last night I felt someone getting into bed with me but no one was there and no it is not an illusion. There was breathing. someone was astraling to me.

- Asked by Female, 56-65


Is sex on an out of town trip okay for men only, or can we do it too? / Sex & Intimacy / 4:59 PM - Monday December 08, 2008 Back To Top

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I am married and I travel a fair amount, a couple of trips a month or more. I feel like society says it is okay for a man to have a meetup while he is away from his wife. What if I want to? I don't want the answers about if I am asking I shouldn't be married.

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 26-28, Who Cares?


I've been seeing this married guy for 6 years. His 2nd wife left him but he's seeing 1st wife. / Dating / 4:07 PM - Monday December 08, 2008 Back To Top

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According to rumor - he wants to try again with 1st wife. He won't return my calls and I'm crying myself to sleep every night. My company deals with his company every day and it's tearing me apart. How can I get some answers and some closure?

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 46-55, Construction


WTF is DA PoiNt of TyPing Lyk Dis?! / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12:22 PM - Monday December 08, 2008 Back To Top

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Gag =P

Honestly.
What could be slightly appealing with that kind of spelling and what not.

"when i talk 2 ppl i want dem to thynk iz brainD3AD."

It makes me cringe every time, especially when someone is trying to talk with me casually, or even worse, seriously.

Okay, so basically anytime someone types like this in a non joking matter, makes me sick.

Agree? Disagree?

- Asked by chknugget, A Creative, Female, 26-28, Artist / Musician / Writer


Is oral sex with genital herpes ok? what is the risk? / Sex & Intimacy / 1:49 PM - Sunday December 07, 2008 Back To Top

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- Asked by Male, 36-45


my man is alittle shorter than me how can i deal with this during stand up sex / Sex & Intimacy / 5:34 PM - Friday December 05, 2008 Back To Top

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i like to have sex standing up where he enters me from behind but we are having a little trouble

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 22-25, Houston, Student


Only answer if you know about Astral Projection / Sex & Intimacy / 2:52 PM - Wednesday December 03, 2008 Back To Top

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ONLY ANSWER IF YOU ARE INTO AND KNOW ABOUT ASTRAL PROJECTION
What is happening can you explain this is for people who believe in astral projection no one else is to answer?
Can you help me figure this out?
I am a non-astral. However, about three weeks ago when I fantasized about my ex-boyfriend, my male ex-bosses and one male cuz - all of them very powerful men -no one ever defies them I started to feel them coming to me on an astral level to have sexual intercourse. The thing is in the past I have fantasized about them but nothing like this has ever happened. So what do you think? I am not astral and don't want to be. AND no it is not lucid dreaming.


Here are some questions I need answers to:

(1) Can the astral punish or reward the non-astral and can you give me an example of how the astral can do that?

(2) Can the astral also become the guardian angels of the non-astral?

(3) What about my male cuz. He and I email one another. I told him I wanted to see the movie "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas" and in the other emails he never would never mention sex and in this particular response to my email to him last week he said "I would see a movie more uplifting something with sex." Do you think he is also astral projecting to me as well and cluing me in when he mentioned sex in the email.
But my male cuz said he doesn't believe in Astral Travel, but do you think this is a cover I could have sworn at times I hear his voice as well - but not sure.

(4) Can these men talk to one another via astral? I mean they know one another when they are non-astral but can they communicate to one another astrally as well. And can I hear them when they do?

(5) Ok the astral projector comes to me every time I lye on my bed on my stomach watching TV. And 2 night when he did he *** inside of me and I felt the semen running down my legs but when I felt my legs dry but my vagina was moist from my liquid. Can this happen?

(6) How can I actually tell if the astral is speaking to me telepathically and it is not my imagination running wild.

(7) Last night I felt someone getting into bed with me but no one was there and no it is not an illusion. There was breathing. someone was astraling to me.

- Asked by Female, 56-65


Who is annoying? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2:48 PM - Wednesday December 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Name the two most annoying people on this site. You can be anonymous.

- Asked by Male, 26-28


How do I cope with this problem? / Married Life / 2:01 PM - Wednesday December 03, 2008 Back To Top

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My beloved husband has had a stroke. He spent 4 months in the hospital recovering from all of the serious lung issues that devastated him physically. After he tracheostomy was removed, he has "word salad" or aphasia. Our entire relationship has changed. I feel like a mommy in charge of a child rather than a woman married to an articulate, opinionated, conversant, mature man.
Our marriage was predicated on discussion and talking things over, making joint decisions and sharing viewpoints. I feel despair and loss on a scale so huge that I feel as though he might just as well have died. And I can't even talk to him about it. Not only do I not understand his speech, he cannot understand me. Help.

Update: December 04, 2008.
Thanks to all of you who took the time to respond to my pain and despair. It is great to know you are all out there somewhere. Heads up--for those of you who have scolded me--I am not leaving. I am coping. As for what would happen if our roles were reversed, he would be gone and I would be on my own. I'm in love with him but I am not stupid or blinded. I took my vows just as seriously today as I did some twenty-plus years ago when we said them. But my mother didn't raise an idiot. If I were as dependent on him as he is on me, he would be gone LONG before I would be. To the guy who answered and told me of his own stroke--thank you so much for the look inside. I know he is trapped in there. He IS still in there. The doctors assured me that he could hear and understand and think, and you know how long it takes while every communication is blocked and time itself seems to string us along. But I AM in it for the long haul.

- Asked by Female, 56-65


Please answer in detail. / Sex & Intimacy / 1:55 PM - Wednesday December 03, 2008 Back To Top

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my penis is near about six inches in length and four inches in girth. I want to know whether my size is ok and will I be able to satisfy women? I never had sex. I get hard rock erections and can sustain for 30 minutes at a stretch. I love sex. I am yearning for it, please help me. I am above 28 in age.

- Asked by isexappeal1, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45


Still confused ! / Dating / 9:45 AM - Wednesday December 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Any points of view why he might be doing this? I should also add that he is a very "proper" man with set ideas on whats wrong and right. Also, I have been with him for one year, intimately and saw him on and off for about 6 months before that. Honestly, I would rather work this out than leave him.

- Asked by Female, 46-55


Confused / Sex & Intimacy / 8:56 AM - Wednesday December 03, 2008 Back To Top

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My b/f announced two nights ago that he would not be having sex with me anymore because he found out that (before him) I slept with a certain man (I was in a relationship with this man and actually left him for my b/f...never cheated).
My b/f says that had he known that I'd had sex with this man, he never would have slept with me. This is because he really dislikes this other guy.... nothing to do with the guy being a sl@t or anything like that.
He says that we can be friends and don't have to have sex. (If it helps my b/f is 54 years old.) Last night I slept over at his house as usual and sure enough ... no sex. So I asked weren't we gonna get intimate and replied NO....I said never again? and he said I Don't Know. I said that if we're not getting intimate, I feel he'll be doing it with someone else. He said no he wouldn't be, but if he ever had that intention he would tell me first (this has always been our deal .... no cheating)...
Then he asked "What do you do when you get horny and I'm not here"... I replied I masturbate... he replied "So there you are". Important to note here that he is going away for a couple of months tomorrow.... so it'll be a while before we see each other. What do you think this is all about - really - and what do you think I should do???? I'm at a loss.... I really care for him. Am looking for men's responses as to why he might be behaving this way, and woman's responses on what to do,,, Thanks !

- Asked by Female, 46-55


surgery / Sex & Intimacy / 12:56 PM - Tuesday December 02, 2008 Back To Top

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i want to get vagina tightening surgery because sex is just not enjoyable for me or the guy...does anyone know anything about it? ie. cost?

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 26-28, Student


untitled / Dating / 10:18 AM - Tuesday December 02, 2008 Back To Top

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questions about a pisces male.

trying to understand this pisces male. We spend maybe 1=2 weekends a month together we are very close, i live far away, therefore, i cannot be there all the time. i have met all friends and family and they all love me. However, when i'm away, he pulls away and gets mad very easily and actually i don't know what he get mad about.. will stop talking for a week or so and then out of the blue call again. I know for a fact there isn't anyone else, it is confirmed by very reliable sources, friends and family. I know when i go see him it is not just about sex, because we are constantly on the go doing things and enjoying ourselves. He won't tell me how he feels, but his actions tell me in heart he cares, he cooks for me, comforts me when sad, very attentive, when i leave he always makes sure the car is clean, safe for drive etc. expects call when i arrive home, whenever i arrive, the first thing he always wants is a big hug and kiss and when i leave he expects the same.. We are both adults but i'm so confused by his actions.

- Asked by A Sweet Sarah, Female, 46-55, Chicago, Administrative


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 12:45 PM - Tuesday November 25, 2008 Back To Top

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what does it mean when ur having sex with a guy and he asks u not to mourn or make any type of noise during sex

- Asked by Female, 29-35


Broken Condoms? / Sex & Intimacy / 5:29 PM - Monday November 24, 2008 Back To Top

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If my guy cums, then the condom breaks, could I still get pregnant?

- Asked by sourpatchgirl, A Thinker, Female, 18-21


What do you like? / Sex & Intimacy / 10:19 AM - Monday November 24, 2008 Back To Top

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girls,do you ever like dp ? a toy up your pu%$y and one up your ass ?

- Asked by walt3289, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 36-45, Managerial


SCEPTIC / Diet & Health / 1:53 PM - Friday November 21, 2008 Back To Top

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I HAVE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM ALLTHE TIME ...THE ONLY THING I WAS SCARED OF WAS GETTING PREGNANT BUT EVERSINCE MY FRIEND HAD HAN ABORTION ITS NO LONGER A WORRY FOR ME ..I USED TO THINK IT WAS A REAL TASK HAVING AN ABORTION WHERE I AM FROM ....BUT SO LONGS I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN MY BANK ACCOUNT I FEEL SAFE ..IS THAT WRONG

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 22-25, Who Cares?


how to get laid? / Sex & Intimacy / 3:29 PM - Wednesday October 29, 2008 Back To Top

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how can i get to bang my virgin girlfriend who thinks she is not ready to being banged?

here is the situation..she does everything expect letting me get her pants out and get down on her.

Update: October 29, 2008.
thanx to those who really help with all the respect...and fuck all ya who think like assholes.

- Asked by Male, 26-28


Into me or Not / Sex & Intimacy / 1:54 PM - Wednesday October 29, 2008 Back To Top

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how do i know if hes into me or not anymore

- Asked by Female, 26-28


Am I Pregnant? / Sex & Intimacy / 10:53 AM - Tuesday October 28, 2008 Back To Top

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I had sex on a Friday night and the guy used a condom. The condom then got stuck inside of me and I didn't even know it. On Sunday while I was going pee the condom came out. What does this mean? Should I go the doctors?? Am I pregnant? What should I do?

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 26-28


too tight / Sex & Intimacy / 8:36 PM - Wednesday October 08, 2008 Back To Top

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Ever since I Have ben having sex guys have always been happy that my vagina was tight. But my boyfriend now complains that it is too tight. He says because he is too big, but i have had men bigger than him (i dont tell him that) Also I don't get real wet all the time. We just had sex about a hour ago and when he came he said it hurt because i was too tight. I know his dick isnt gonna get any smaller, is there anything that i can do?

- Asked by A Hip Hop Girl, Female, 26-28, Student


stealing and hurting friends / Friendship / 7:43 AM - Friday October 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Im some one who has been this girl friend for 3 years.
Everytime i go to the shops she steals
even tho she got a lil bit of money.
anywayz i have been ganged up on and shes steals and does more shit then i do for example she lies ,drugs,smokes,drinks and now shes pregant.
shes has a problem about stealing from shops
can i tell the cops?.
even if later on?
shes turning everyone against me say im lieing and shit soo im pretty upset

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 22-25


Dinosaurs! ('Cause Matt Damon wants to know.) / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:38 AM - Tuesday September 23, 2008 Back To Top

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Dinosaurs! (’Cause Matt Damon wants to know.)

I really like Matt Damon... I think he's a cool dude. But Matt wants to know whether Palin (and the rest of the Palin types) believe that dinosaurs existed with people ("4000 years ago"). Matt (and CBS, and the far lefties) wants to know it because it's important as nuclear codes. So, ladies and gentlemen, let's have a closer look--a very close look--starting from Damon's YouTube Video... (Be sure to scroll down and read through the Creationists' view of dinosaurs. Intelligent people always consider both sides.)

http://vids.myspace.com /index.cfm?fuseaction=v ids.individual&videoid= 42648666

Here's the skinny on the evolutionists' view of dinosaurs:


"No human being has ever seen a live dinosaur..."
[National Geographic, Jan 1993]

"Q. Did people and dinosaurs live at the same time?"
"Ans: No! After the dinosaurs died out, nearly 65 million years passed before people appeared on Earth." [http://pubs.usgs.go v/gip/dinosaurs]

The big question: "Why doesn't the Bible tell of "dinosaurs?" "This proves that the Bible is not credible..."
Ans.: First off, the Bible does talk about (see below). Secondly, the Bible isn't a textbook dedicated to the study of animals. The argument is irrational. Using the same logic, I can say that evolutionists are dumb just because they didn't talk about David & Goliath in their evolution chapter of a science textbook.

***One of the problems with dinosaurs having existed with man: It messes with the make-believe periodic table.***

Let's look at some historical reports of dinosaurs (most of which that has taken place long before the study of evolution and dinosaurs in textbooks):

-Ancient Babylon City's brick wall (600 BC) has carvings of lions and dragons (now in a museum in Berlin).

-In 326 BC, Alexander the great reported that his soldiers were scared by dragons that resided in caves when they conquered part of what is now India.

-Marco Polo lived in China for 17 years, and around 1271 AD, he reported that the emperor raised dragons to pull his chariots in parades.

-In 1611, the old Chinese law books tell of the emperor who appointed the post of "Royal Dragon Feeder." The books even tell of Chinese families raising dragons to use their blood for medicines and highly prized their eggs. (DeVisser, Marinus Willem, The Dragon in China & Japan, 1969.)

-The city of Nerluc, France was renamed in honor of the "dragon" slain there. It was described as being bigger than an ox and having long, sharp, pointed horns on its head. [The Great Dinosaur Mystery, p.40]

-Beowulf... was the writer of Beowulf obsessed with a fantasy that so many other civilizations have in common? Did they have YouTube or television back then? Hmmm...

-The Native Indians carved pictures on the sides of Grand Canyon. One of the pictures they found shows a dinosaur. Could they have hunted dinosaurs?

-In 1571, the Spanish conquistadors mentioned there were stones with strange creatures carved in them found in Ica, Peru. These stones, now called the Nasca Burial Stones ca. 500 BC - 500 AD, shows brain surgery, and some show replacing artificial limbs on people, and another shows what appears to be a steam engine. About 500 of them show dinosaurs with people. Just about every known dinosaurs are pictured on them as well as some that are unknown.

-Ancient pottery: countless of them has dragons & legends on them.

-Thailand has many legends of dragons interacting with man.

-Vikings have dragon heads on their ships.

-The Koreans had a fire breathing dragon head on the revolutionary, "Turtle Ship" that defeated the Japanese.

Ok, ket's pause for a brief moment... If "No human being has ever seen a live dinosaur..." [National Geographic, Jan 1993], why did they carve them on rocks and weave their pictures on countless fabrics and artifacts? Hmmm... I may not be very smaaat, but I'm getting something here...

-Countless legends of sea monsters, sightings, and descriptions of dinosaurs in ancient books, pottery, and textile weavings.

And more recently...

-Pygmies at Congo describes the "Mokele Mbember" which is described to be either a Apatosaurus or a Stegosaurus (20 feet nose to tail). It moves under water and is nocturnal. The natives claim that they see them once in a while fishing.

-Over 11,000 sightings of nessie, a plesiosaur at Loch Ness.

-Alexander Campbell claims to have seen "Nessie" 18 times in 47 years as the water bailiff for Loch Ness [Time-Life, Mysterious Creatures]. He describes it as at least 30 ft long and head from water was 6 ft high.


-A Missionary Tyson Hughes was in Seram, Indonesia where locals told of a 4 1/2 foot tall creature with leathery wings like a bat's. They call the creature "orang-Bati" which means, "man with wings."

-"Giant bat" "capsizes boats and carries off Indians" A giant bat without fir, describing a pterodactyl.


Creationists' view of dinosaurs:

Dinosaurs and the Bible

-Noah's Ark: They brought in babies (of dinosaurs) and each "kind" of animals.

-There are more than 270 surviving flood legends in the world.

-The word, "Dinosaur" is used from year 1841.

-The King James Bible was translated in 1611. So, the word, "dinosaur" was
never used in the translation.

Here's a chapter describing a dinosaur:

Job 41
The Lord's Challenge Continues
1 [a]"Can you catch Leviathan[b] with a hook
or put a noose around its jaw?
2 Can you tie it with a rope through the nose
or pierce its jaw with a spike?
3 Will it beg you for mercy
or implore you for pity?
4 Will it agree to work for you,
to be your slave for life?
5 Can you make it a pet like a bird,
or give it to your little girls to play with?
6 Will merchants try to buy it
to sell it in their shops?
7 Will its hide be hurt by spears
or its head by a harpoon?
8 If you lay a hand on it,
you will certainly remember the battle that follows.
You won't try that again!
9 [c]No, it is useless to try to capture it.
The hunter who attempts it will be knocked down.
10 And since no one dares to disturb it,
who then can stand up to me?
11 Who has given me anything that I need to pay back?
Everything under heaven is mine.
12 "I want to emphasize Leviathan's limbs
and its enormous strength and graceful form.
13 Who can strip off its hide,
and who can penetrate its double layer of armor?[d]
14 Who could pry open its jaws?
For its teeth are terrible!
15 Its scales are like rows of shields
tightly sealed together.
16 They are so close together
that no air can get between them.
17 Each scale sticks tight to the next.
They interlock and cannot be penetrated.
18 "When it sneezes, it flashes light!
Its eyes are like the red of dawn.
19 Lightning leaps from its mouth;
flames of fire flash out.
20 Smoke streams from its nostrils
like steam from a pot heated over burning rushes.
21 Its breath would kindle coals,
for flames shoot from its mouth.
22 "The tremendous strength in Leviathan's neck
strikes terror wherever it goes.
23 Its flesh is hard and firm
and cannot be penetrated.
24 Its heart is hard as rock,
hard as a millstone.
25 When it rises, the mighty are afraid,
gripped by terror.
26 No sword can stop it,
no spear, dart, or javelin.
27 Iron is nothing but straw to that creature,
and bronze is like rotten wood.
28 Arrows cannot make it flee.
Stones shot from a sling are like bits of grass.
29 Clubs are like a blade of grass,
and it laughs at the swish of javelins.
30 Its belly is covered with scales as sharp as glass.
It plows up the ground as it drags through the mud.
31 "Leviathan makes the water boil with its commotion.
It stirs the depths like a pot of ointment.
32 The water glistens in its wake,
making the sea look white.
33 Nothing on earth is its equal,
no other creature so fearless.
34 Of all the creatures, it is the proudest.
It is the king of beasts."

(Also refer to Isaiah 27 - "Dragon in the sea" and Job 40:15-24 - Describing a brachiosaurus.)

So what happened to the dinosaurs?
-Hostile climate.
-"Canopy of water" around the earth no longer exists.
-The dinosaurs weren't living long enough to produce babies.
-"Dragons" were hunted by men.
-They went extinct.
-They were driven off or killed off.
-For medicine, slew dragon.
-Countless stories of slaying dragons in legends.

You may not be very smaaat, but I think you get the idea. Thank you for your time.

[Visit www.drdino.com for more information on this subject and so many others on evolution and creation.]

- Asked by wmtell, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 29-35, Denver, Financial / Banking


giving head / Sex & Intimacy / 1:31 PM - Monday September 22, 2008 Back To Top

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how can i give a mind blowing blow job to my bf i dnt fink im to god at it plz help

- Asked by A Life of the Party, Female, 22-25, Student


"Proper" Pizza... / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:56 AM - Monday September 22, 2008 Back To Top

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So many kinds of pizza out there and, as I sit here enjoying my fave, I have to wonder which is really the most "proper", as far as REAL Italians go....

* The New York variety, thin, greasey as hell, and huge, with loads of garlic on it... (My OWN Fave)..

* The Chicago "Deep Dish" variety; thick, deep pan crust and loads of toppings...

* The St. Louis-style... cut into squares with provel cheese rather than mozzarella...

* Other styles that I may no tknow about....



Come on, folks... weigh in on your fave and WHY IT should be considered the "Proper" Pizza Pie.....

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


The "F" Word / Sex & Intimacy / 6:35 PM - Thursday September 18, 2008 Back To Top

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"Fuck................"

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


oral sex no no !!!!!!!!! / Sex & Intimacy / 3:42 PM - Thursday September 18, 2008 Back To Top

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I think oral sex is gross and I will not do it or have it done to me....... again. Seems everyone thinks I am weird, what do you think?

- Asked by An Intellectual Guy, Male, 26-28, Who Cares?


It's All Too Serious..... or is it? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:32 AM - Wednesday September 17, 2008 Back To Top

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I have to wonder about human nature....


Earlier, I posted a nice, long and well-thought out post on the economic crisis. And of course, there just HAD to be one anon to make a snide comment, and then when I called them for the snide comment, they accused me of "taking the site too seriously" and stuff like that.... same old B.S. we've dealt with here for ever since I can remember...

Why is it that, anytime someone takes a stance against either a personal attack or a dim-witted attack on their post, they have to automatically be considered as "taking something to oseriously"?... That makes no sense to me... If I said something, I'm fully prepared to either debate it, or stand behind it and if I'm wrong, I'll always be the first one to apologize...

None of that means I take something too seriously... and if the respondent had ever looked at my extensive history of posts and responses on here over the years, they'd see I'm actually one of the more light-hearted and sarcastic bastards ON here... that's CERTAINLY not taking something too seriously....

So, where do they get off on this, and do ya' think they go about their offline lives in the same cowardly and accusatory manner with which they live their online lives?



If so, perhaps it is THEY who take it too seriously, eh?




And by the way. . . . . . . "boooooooger!!!" (With honors to Dr. Johnny Fever/WKRP)

Update: September 17, 2008.
Wow.... and to think, the very same day I received the BS taunts, I see Roseytalks has returned to grac us with her "wisdom".... How did I already know it, I wonder?!?!?!?!?

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


if / Sex & Intimacy / 2:02 PM - Tuesday September 16, 2008 Back To Top

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I am a man but if I was a woman I would let a man do anal to me.

If I was a woman I wouldn't swallow.

If I was a woman I would use my body to my advantage in life, career, etc.

If I was a woman I would have 2 children, 2 years apart, starting when I'm at 26-28.

- Asked by Male, 18-21


Poetry / Sex & Intimacy / 12:08 PM - Monday September 15, 2008 Back To Top

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Nice flamebait. You came to the right place for that.

I don't share such sentiments, but I wonder if other men do.

AO men, does this poem express how you feel?



Update: September 17, 2008.
I assume this was just this guy's way of getting some attention. We see it a lot on here. Flamebait is boring though. I wonder how many men agree with this guy on some level but didn't respond. I hope not many.

- Asked by strongnrelaxed, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 46-55, New York, Consulting


9-11 lets celebrate / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5:03 PM - Saturday September 13, 2008 Back To Top

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some idiot posted about having an annual tradition to celebrate 9-11

People all over the world celebrate 9-11 annually, they're called AL AQAEDA.

- Asked by Female, Who Cares?


? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12:22 PM - Friday September 12, 2008 Back To Top

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cat, dog, rabbit, cow or horse?

- Asked by stevieann, A Sweet Sarah, Female, 46-55, Who Cares?


What are you 12? / Sex & Intimacy / 12:17 PM - Friday September 12, 2008 Back To Top

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Why do people post private conversations up for all of us to read? Also, why in the world would ANYONE spend THAT much energy going back and forth over such a stupid issue? Leave your garbage in your yard, we don't need it.

- Asked by jackstraw, A Life of the Party, Male, 36-45, Who Cares?


She sounds like a bitter old cow anyway / Diet & Health / 7:43 AM - Friday September 12, 2008 Back To Top

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Do you get a bit freaked if you go to answer the question of a member who you,ve never had any dealings with and find you are banned?

- Asked by tiddler, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 56-65, Lawyer


against Obama / Race, Religion & Politics / 9:12 AM - Thursday September 04, 2008 Back To Top

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It seems to me that a lot of white people are againts Obama becoming president, why is he so much of a threat and yes there are a lot of blacks as well, i cant understand why they [ blacks ] would not support Obama i am tired of seeing black people tearing down each other, when will we ever learn history is about to made and probably the possibility of a great President since Bill-Clinton, he deserves a chance like anyone else lets stop the whinning and come together for a better America for us all and future Americans, rant.

- Asked by steady4rhyne, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Self-Employed


my situation / Sex & Intimacy / 8:31 AM - Thursday September 04, 2008 Back To Top

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i have a little situation. i am 31 years old and i have a wonderful man. he does a lot for me and my son and he's like the perfect man. we've been through a lot and he is very loving and compassionate. he pays the rent and he helps with the bill and he's like a father figure to my son.

but i am cheating on him with a guy at work. i've been having an affair for as long as i've been with him. ever since i've been with my man, i've been with the other guy at work, which is almost a year. i have sex with the guy at work and give him head too at work, then i go home to my man and my son. basically, the guy at work is my booty call. the guy at work (let's call him B) has hit me once, he's cursed me out plenty of times, we argue a lot and he stresses me out all the time but i love him. the sex is good. mind you, he has a girl of 13 years and 2 sons by her. but we love each other. we can't get enough of each other. i know he's bad news..i know he's no good. and i'm not the 1st girl that he's had sex with at our job. he's had sex with numerous girls at the job before i came along. but he's never loved them like he loves me. we're in love. we both our s/o's at home, but we love each other.

he doesn't give me money or take me anywhere. we only go to hotels once in a while, but we mostly have sex at the job or in each other's cars. he's brought me lunch only a few times, but it's ok. i just love him. maybe more than my boyfriend.

what do you think? be honest.

Update: September 04, 2008.
He does love me. He tells me all the time. He gets jealous when I talk to other guys. Everytime we argue, we make up. That's love right there. He does love me.

Update: September 04, 2008.
I don't know who gave that William45 guy "special powers" to believe that this story is made up, but I have better things to do than to make up a story like this. This story is real.

- Asked by Female, 29-35


How do I heal? / Sex & Intimacy / 12:52 PM - Wednesday September 03, 2008 Back To Top

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So I recently confronted my husband of 3 months (yes, only months) about the huge amounts of porn I found on the computer as well as him not wanting to be sexually intimate with me.

He deleted everything, apologized, and assured me that there's nobody and nothing in his life other than me.
Of course...this was about a two hour ordeal...I'm just giving a synopsis.

But now what?
What do I do?
How do I begin to heal?

I feel like nothing. I feel like I have nothing to offer compared to the girls on the computer. I feel unattrative, unwanted, and like nothing.

We were able to talk through it and I do forgive him and I love him...I love all of him.
But what do I do to try to feel normal again? How do I go about being able to look at him in the eyes again? How can I even begin to feel comfortable in my own skin again?

He has been the one person in my life that I've been able to be comfortable in myself. I never had to pretend to be something I'm not with him. I was always confident in my personality and my physicality. But now...I feel like I'm nothing.

What do I do to begin the healing process?
What can I do to feel like myself again?
What can I do to make us feel like "US" again?

- Asked by mmb4736, A Career Woman, Female, 29-35, Hospitality


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:58 AM - Tuesday September 02, 2008 Back To Top

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When you go to a concert how early do you show up? Also what do you wear?

- Asked by Female, 26-28


uuum / Friendship / 7:19 AM - Thursday August 21, 2008 Back To Top

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When some guy am talking to asks me if I like sushi, more than once, what does it mean??

- Asked by Female, 29-35


? / Sex & Intimacy / 4:30 PM - Friday August 15, 2008 Back To Top

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s/o wants to try anal. What is the best position to try this?

- Asked by A Creative, Male, 29-35


so guys,what do u think?? / Dating / 8:19 AM - Tuesday August 12, 2008 Back To Top

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do guys age teen guys go for girls that does extreme sports that guys themselves do not do?and somehow that girl is somehow known to be a guy in her own school,she is super open minded and adventurous.so do you guys go for these kind of girls??or??

- Asked by Female, 18-21


Horny as hell and no time to buy condoms. / Sex & Intimacy / 1:46 PM - Monday August 11, 2008 Back To Top

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I'm going to have some wild sex with this chick in 3 hours. I am
busy now so I don't have time to buy condoms. Could I just wrap
my dick in plastic wrap? Will that work?

- Asked by Male, 29-35
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
What a dumbass!!!!!!


Horny as hell and no time to buy condoms. / Sex & Intimacy / 1:46 PM - Monday August 11, 2008 Back To Top

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I'm going to have some wild sex with this chick in 3 hours. I am
busy now so I don't have time to buy condoms. Could I just wrap
my dick in plastic wrap? Will that work?

- Asked by Male, 29-35
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
What a dumbass!!!!!!


Braless worker / Sex & Intimacy / 1:37 PM - Monday August 11, 2008 Back To Top

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Two weeks ago, I hired a girl I know to hang some wallpaper in my house. I have only gotten to know her in the past few months, so we are not exactly buddy-buddy yet.
When she came over, she was wearing some cut-off jeans (not Daisy Dukes), and a baggy, sleeveless buttoned shirt. It looked like a man's shirt and she cut the sleeves off. The arm holes were quite large, and she was not wearing a bra! Although her boobs were not that large, when she bent over or turned at a certain angle, you could see one or both of her boobs, sometimes all of it, even her nipples.
My boyfriend was at the house too, and I'm sure he got an eyeball full more than once.
I did not say anything at all, but I sure wanted to.
Don't you think she was dressed inappropriately? I don't think she knew my BF was going to be there, but still I think she should have at least worn a bra. What do you think?

- Asked by Female, 46-55


Parents and V power / Family & Parenting / 1:35 PM - Monday August 11, 2008 Back To Top

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Parents, how many of you use the V-chip in your TVs to protect your children?

How many of parents that you know of use the V-chip to protect their child from questionable TV programming?

Do any parents out there even know what I'm talking about?

- Asked by A Trendsetter, Female, 26-28, Los Angeles, Consulting


BBW / Diet & Health / 10:53 AM - Monday August 11, 2008 Back To Top

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What makes a woman a BBW?

- Asked by pokerking818, A Creative, Male, 29-35, Other Profession


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 9:43 AM - Monday August 11, 2008 Back To Top

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is this guy interested,if he texts me everyday and answers my texts and asks how i am? so confused.

- Asked by willowthewisp, A Thinker, Female, 36-45


lol / Sex & Intimacy / 10:20 AM - Monday August 04, 2008 Back To Top

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help...my ex is better in bed than my fwb, i mean, bigger!

- Asked by Female, 36-45


POT CALLING THE PAN BLACK / Sex & Intimacy / 5:40 PM - Tuesday July 29, 2008 Back To Top

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AND YOU PICKED THE SCREEN NAME OF .........TWATWAFFLE ?????

WHat's that say abt you ???????

Update: July 29, 2008.
Miss TW asks me: My name, and my posts, do NOT give anyone the right to make lewd PM's to me. if they're that immature, they should go back to myspace. Kind of lkike you. To which I respond: I didn't say anything lewd to you. Merely asked your motive and intent with the name you picked to represent and project your personal character and image. An honest q. What's imature abt that ???? It was civil and non-judgemental. I said nothing abt my opinion. I only asked your motive. Which you did not ans as yet.

- Asked by nuttyprofessor, A Guy Critical, Male, 66 or older, Transportation


words of wisdom / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5:33 PM - Sunday July 13, 2008 Back To Top

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ive always hated the arrogance and shortsightedness and unnecessary cruelty around the whole "anomie" thing

everyone has a right to post anon or not anon as they damn well please!!!!!

Update: July 13, 2008.
Words of wisdom straight from anonymouse32, she is a wise woman.

- Asked by Male, 26-28


untitled / Dating / 9:15 AM - Monday June 09, 2008 Back To Top

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Ladies, Gents, Lend me your ears and mature responses.

Tell me the common traits of a Leo male. I know all men are different but i want to know the basics of the Leo male. Things that every Leo ( male) is known for.

Please you are going to tell me to not believe in astrology PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND.

- Asked by Female, 29-35


what happen? / Sex & Intimacy / 6:47 PM - Thursday May 15, 2008 Back To Top

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i gave up sex too easy. he said i'm fine and that he has no complaints. he lost his job .he said he will text me or call me latter. i texted him hello and no response. did he lie to me ? does he wants nothing to do with me? what did i do wrong? i have not hearld from him in 3 weeks.

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 46-55


untitled / Dating / 12:34 AM - Monday May 12, 2008 Back To Top

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if a guy u are friends with sends u sms messages, and wants to meet for a drink, could there be a chance he wants to be more than "just friends" what r some signs to look for?

- Asked by Female, 26-28


S & S Counselors, LLP / Sex & Intimacy / 8:32 AM - Friday May 02, 2008 Back To Top

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Ad1Guru & I are going to start up a law firm... we'll call it "Schmeckle & Schlong, LLP"......


So. . . . if ya' NEEEEED us............... just follow the ambulances, like we do..............

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


like?normal? / Dating / 2:37 PM - Thursday May 01, 2008 Back To Top

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This question is for all you really outgoing/hyper/ social people out there...how do you know if a guy is interested in you or simply being himself?

Update: May 01, 2008.
Guys I meant no offense! I just figured someone would know their own personality better...ofcourse everyone's input is always welcome!

- Asked by A Trendsetter, Female, 26-28, Other Profession


YLAM!!!!! / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:42 AM - Wednesday April 30, 2008 Back To Top

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Yeah. . . . . . that's right, bitches. . . . today's m' birthday!!!

The Big "4-1..."


In lieu of Happy Birthday wishes, I AM accepting offerings of Guinness....

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


word Vs word / Diet & Health / 7:06 AM - Wednesday April 30, 2008 Back To Top

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what does it mean when they say a girl is pretty but not beautiful?

- Asked by Female, 29-35


Blokes / Dating / 12:44 PM - Tuesday April 22, 2008 Back To Top

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How do you know if a guy likes you? and how do you get a guy to like you?

xxx

- Asked by sunny123, A Life of the Party, Female, 22-25, Student
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
Dumbassed Question....


hung like a horse??? / Sex & Intimacy / 12:09 PM - Friday April 11, 2008 Back To Top

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Is it possible for a man to have a horse size penis? if not wht's up with the phrase, hung like a horse.

- Asked by Female, 29-35


gay men / Friendship / 8:41 AM - Thursday April 10, 2008 Back To Top

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Ladies, a number of women have told me that they enjoy gay men.
Do you feel that way, and if so is it because they understand you better
than straight guys?

- Asked by coach33, A Creative, Male, 46-55, Self-Employed


Its Important that you answer / Sex & Intimacy / 7:02 PM - Tuesday April 08, 2008 Back To Top

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How long must the sex act last....

- Asked by A Creative, Male, 56-65, Mumbai, Managerial


Matchology / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 6:21 PM - Monday April 07, 2008 Back To Top

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Is it normal for girls to get hit on a lot on here? Last time I checked, it wasn't a dating service.

- Asked by ironcross, A Trendsetter, Female, 29-35, New York, Administrative


Women's Panties / Sex & Intimacy / 5:28 PM - Monday April 07, 2008 Back To Top

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I have started collecting women's panties.
If there are any women who would like to donate a pair of their panties (preferably worn) let me know and I will send you the address as to where to send them.
Thanks

- Asked by A Creative, Male, 56-65, Philadelphia, Who Cares?


Underwear survey / Sex & Intimacy / 5:26 PM - Monday April 07, 2008 Back To Top

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I am taking a survey of how many men like to wear women's panties and also how many women enjoy wearing men's undershorts?

- Asked by A Creative, Male, 56-65, Philadelphia, Who Cares?


Say it isn't so / Sex & Intimacy / 9:31 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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Hey, Stacey's back!! :))

- Asked by goldenoldie, A Thinker, Female, 56-65, Self-Employed


children / Friendship / 5:54 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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I'm taking a survey as to how many 8 years olds on ao are trying to collect womans under ware...

- Asked by arewethereyet, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Political / Government


commando / Sex & Intimacy / 5:22 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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Dork!

- Asked by msgg, A Creative, Female, 36-45, Managerial


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 4:56 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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I have started collecting womens/girls panties.
If there are any women/girls who would like to donate a pair of their panties (preferably worn) let me know and I will send you the address as to where to send them.
Thanks

- Asked by Male, 56-65


sos / Friendship / 3:11 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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help

i am stressed

ppl are driving me loo loo :)

i need space

but when alone i feel lonely

what works for this?

- Asked by A Creative, Female, 29-35, Los Angeles, Artist / Musician / Writer


Better sex / Sex & Intimacy / 2:22 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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who has better sex? girls with big boobs or girls who are flat?

- Asked by Male, 29-35


Risk / Sex & Intimacy / 2:08 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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I had a one night stand 5 yrs ago with 1 person and 1 prostitute
7 yrs ago. Am I still on risk of aids?

- Asked by Male, 29-35


favoritism / Race, Religion & Politics / 1:49 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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What do you think, are American children superior to Iraqi children?

- Asked by Female, 22-25


Games / Sex & Intimacy / 1:05 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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My girlfriend and I are going on a weekend getaway. What sex games can we play?

- Asked by Male, 29-35


Wild Times / Sex & Intimacy / 1:02 AM - Friday April 04, 2008 Back To Top

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My girlfriend and I have been giving eachother a lot of oral sexy lately. What can we do to make the oral sex more interesting?

- Asked by Male, 29-35


dating online / Dating / 6:21 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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What are some signs a guy is really interested in me online and some signs he may be just using me online for some attention and an ego trip? This guy i chat with had a girlfriend and they have been brokenup for 5-6 months,he is single and seems to really like me (he says)but i need to be sure he isnt just talking to me for some ploy. We live long distance too if that matters and he has asked me to meet him soon and so we wil be doing that. He always tells me hes missed me and thinks about me all the time.We have a great connection so far...Need some imput.

- Asked by Female, 29-35


Horny Goat / Sex & Intimacy / 4:35 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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So, has anyone tried "Horny Goat Weed?"

I've been researching it today after reading divatoonami's post earlier.

Results?

- Asked by thelabboss, A Jock, Male, 36-45, Atlanta, Science / Engineering


Nasty Oral / Sex & Intimacy / 4:07 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Is it normal for a 19 year old guy to think that giving oral sex is nasty?

My boyfriend is telling me he doesn't do that! That's ridiculous in my opinion. But he doesn't think receiving it is nasty.

- Asked by Female, 22-25


untitled / Dating / 4:05 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Is it wrong to ask for just one more kiss from your girlfriend who just broke up with you and broke your heart???

- Asked by mexicano, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 22-25, Dallas, Technical


untitled / Dating / 4:05 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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How many times a week do you chat with your online intrest?
How many times per week woud be concidered too many?

- Asked by Female, 29-35


what the hell??? / Sex & Intimacy / 4:00 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Can this lady really be 29-35 and not know the answer to this???? I'm perplexed now

- Asked by psychoticbabe1, A Thinker, Female, 26-28, Other Profession


untitled / Dating / 3:49 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Is it wrong to ask for just one more kiss from your girlfirend right after she broke up with you and broke your heart??????

- Asked by mexicano, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 22-25, Dallas, Technical


You KNOW You're a TRUE Texan, when...... / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2:31 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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You KNOW You're a TRUE Texan, when......







Fish-sticks without barbeque sauce just ain't worth the hassle of cookin'....

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


Open Blinds In Dorms / Sex & Intimacy / 2:31 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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--- Anonymous's Original Question ---
Throughout my college career, living in various dorms, I've noticed that a LOT of people leave their blinds open when they're changing. It's a bit peculiar because so many of the dorms are towers facing one another (and smaller schools have smaller buildings that face one another), or are visible from street level.

Did you ever notice this while living in your dorm, or did you ever change with the blinds open while in a dorm?

- Asked by A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 29-35, Internet / New Media


fools for Patriarchy approval / Sex & Intimacy / 2:20 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Ladies,

If men lusted for big noses, would you get nose augmentation?



- Asked by periwinkle, A Career Woman, Female, 56-65, Other Profession


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 2:07 PM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Can a guy really tell if its LOOSE and how does that feel??

- Asked by Female, 29-35


Gawrsh / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 6:43 AM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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Is Goofy sexy?

- Asked by pepperman46, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 46-55


Green / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 6:42 AM - Thursday April 03, 2008 Back To Top

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What color is your toothbrush?

- Asked by pepperman46, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 46-55


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 4:43 PM - Wednesday April 02, 2008 Back To Top

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Please don't think that I am closed minded or anything, but I have to air something that's on my mind. Today I saw some of the most shocking sexual acts I have ever seen, I did not know that these things existed. I saw women having sex with dogs, horses and snakes. are these things real or some kinda camera trick? Some were inserting the biggest objects into their orifices. All these women that I saw happen to be white. What do you all think about this, I think it is gross.

- Asked by Male, 36-45


sugar daddies / Sex & Intimacy / 4:04 PM - Tuesday April 01, 2008 Back To Top

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is having a sugar daddy wrong? 5,000 - 10,000 dollars a month is tempting.

Update: April 01, 2008.
thank you for your input :)

- Asked by Female, 26-28


Secret email accounts / Married Life / 3:28 PM - Tuesday April 01, 2008 Back To Top

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If you SO has an email account you didn't know about, does it usually mean they're up to no good?

- Asked by Female, 46-55


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 9:17 AM - Friday March 14, 2008 Back To Top

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I'm getting ready to run down to Schmeckles 'R' Us to check out the new 2009 models, before they are even on sale to the public... its a private showing, so if you want me to pickup anything for ya', just let me know, now...




Now where was that address again?... Oh yeah . . . "underneath the 59th Street Bridge...ask for DuQuan..."

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


Words of Wisdom / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:39 PM - Thursday March 13, 2008 Back To Top

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...Better get your coat, dear... it looks like rain!




Never glance at a Madman Across the Water......

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


WTF? / Sex & Intimacy / 5:27 PM - Wednesday January 23, 2008 Back To Top

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Thought you might find this of interest. It's the Wikipedia entry for "fuck":

Fuck is an English word that, as a verb, literally means "to have sexual intercourse with." Its use is generally considered censurable and offensive in most formal circles, but may also be rather common or expected in certain situations or social groups.

It is unclear whether the word has always been considered vulgar, and if not, when it first came to be used to describe (often in an extremely angry, hostile or belligerent manner) negative or unpleasant circumstances or people in an intentionally offensive way, such as in the term "motherfucker", one of its more common usages.

Fuck is used not only as a verb (transitive and intransitive), but also as a noun, interjection, and, occasionally, as an expletive infix. The etymology of the word is uncertain (see below).


Etymology
Sources such as the Oxford English Dictionary contend that the true etymology of fuck is still uncertain but appears to point to an Anglo-Saxon origin.


Flen flyys and freris
The usually accepted first known occurrence is in code in a poem in a mixture of Latin and English composed some time before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "Flen flyys", from the first words of its opening line, "Flen, flyys, and freris" (= "Fleas, flies, and friars"). The line that contains fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk". Removing the substitution cipher[1] on the phrase "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" yields "non sunt in coeli, quia fvccant vvivys of heli", which translated means "they are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely" (fvccant is a fake Latin form).[2] The phrase was coded likely because it accused some Church personnel of misbehaving; it is uncertain to what extent the word "fuck" was considered acceptable at the time.


John le Fucker
A man's name "John le Fucker" is said to be reported from AD 1278, but the report is doubtful: an email discussion on Linguist List says:

This name has been exhaustively argued over ... The "John le Fucker" reference first appears in Carl Buck's 1949 Indo-European dictionary. Buck does not supply a citation as to where he found the name. No one has subsequently found the manuscript in which it is alleged to have appeared. If the citation is genuine and not an error, it is most likely a spelling variant of "fulcher", meaning soldier.[3]


Anglo-Saxon
An Anglo-Saxon charter [1] [2] granted by Offa, king of Mercia, dated A.D.772, granting land at Bexhill, Sussex to a bishop, includes the text:

Þonne syndon þa gauolland þas utlandes into Bexlea in hiis locis qui appellantur hiis nominibus: on Berna hornan .iii. hida, on Wyrtlesham .i., on Ibbanhyrste .i., on Croghyrste .viii., on Hrigce .i., on Gyllingan .ii., on Fuccerham 7 and on Blacanbrocan .i., on Ikelesham .iii.;
Then the tax-lands of the outland belonging to Bexley are in these places which are called by these names: at Barnhorne 3 hides, at Wyrtlesham [Worsham farm near Bexhill ] 1, at Ibbanhyrst 1, at Crowhurst 8, at (Rye? The ridge north of Hastings?) 1, at Gillingham 2, at Fuccerham and at Blackbrook [may be Black Brooks in Westfield village just north of Hastings ] 1, at Icklesham 3.
The placename Fuccerham looks like either "the home (ham) of the fucker" or "the enclosed pasture (hamm) of the fucker", who may have been a once-notorious man, or a locally well-known stud male animal.


Older etymology

Via Germanic
The word fuck has cognates in other Germanic languages, such as German ficken (to copulate), Dutch fokken (to breed), dialectical Norwegian fukka (to copulate), and dialectical Swedish focka (to strike, copulate) and fock (penis).

This points to a possible etymology where Common Germanic fuk–, by reverse application of Grimm's law, would have as its most likely Indo-European ancestor *pug–, which appears in Latin and Greek words meaning "fight" and "fist" (cf. the Latin-derived English words pugnacious = "combative", and pugilist = "fighter, boxer"). In early Proto-Germanic the word was likely used at first as a slang or euphemistic replacement for an older word for intercourse, and then became the usual word for intercourse.

The original Indo-European root for to copulate is likely to be *h3yebh– or *h3eybh–, which is attested in Sanskrit yabhati, Russian ????? (yebat'), Polish jebac, and Serbian ?????? (jebati), among others: compare the Greek verb ??f? (oipho) = "I have sexual intercourse with", and the Greek noun ?ef???? (zephuros) (ref. a Greek belief that the west wind caused pregnancy).


From Latin?
Other possible connections are to Latin futuere (almost exactly the same meaning as the English verb "to fuck"); but it would have to be explained how the word reached Scandinavia from Roman contact, and how the t became k. From futuere came French foutre, Catalan fotre, Italian fottere, Romanian futere, vulgar peninsular Spanish follar and joder, and Portuguese foder. However, there is considerable doubt and no clear lineage for these derivations. These roots, even if cognates, are not the original Indo-European word for to copulate, but Wayland Young (who agrees that these words are related) argues that they derive from the Indo-European *bhu– or *bhug– ("be", "become"), or as causative "create" [see Young, 1964]. A possible intermediate might be a Latin 4th-declension verbal noun *futus, with possible meanings including "act of (pro)creating".

(The Spanish verb follar has a different origin: according to Spanish etymologists, it (attested in the 19th century) derives via fuelle ("bellows") from Latin folle(m) < Indo-European *bhel–; the old Spanish verb folgar (attested in the 15th century) derived from Latin follicare, also ultimately from follem/follis.)
A derivation from Latin facere = "to do", "to make" has been suggested.

From Celtic?
A Celtic origin has been suggested: compare Irish bot and Manx bwoid (penis), Common Celtic *bactuere (to pierce), from the root buc– (a point).[citation needed]

From Greek?
Greek phyo (f??) has various meanings, including (of a man) "to beget", or (of a woman), "to give birth to".[4] Its perfect tense pephyka (pef??a) has been likened to "fuck" and its equivalents in other Germanic languages.


False etymologies
One reason that the word fuck is so hard to trace etymologically is that it was used far more extensively in common speech than in easily traceable written forms.

There are several urban-legend false etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. None of these acronyms was ever heard before the 1960s, according to the authoritative lexicographical work, The F-Word, and thus are backronyms. In any event, the word fuck has been in use far too long for some of these supposed origins to be possible. Some of these urban legends are:

That the word fuck came from Irish law. If a couple were caught committing adultery, they would be punished "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge In the Nude", with "FUCKIN" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime.
That it came from any of:
"Fornication Under Carnal/Cardinal Knowledge"
"Fornication Under [the] Control/Consent/Command of the King"
"Fornication Under the Christian King"
"False Use of Carnal Knowledge"
"Felonious Use of Carnal Knowledge"
"Felonious Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"Full-On Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"Found Under Carnal Knowledge"
"Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", referring to the crime of rape.
There are unproved stories that fuck arose as an abbreviation of one of the versions containing "unlawful":

In armed forces log books, when reporting courts martial of men accused of homosexual intercourse.[citation needed]
On tombstones around English cemeteries, referring to being put to death for crimes against the state and the church.[citation needed] No such tombstone has been provably found.

Usage history
Main article: History of the word 'fuck'

Early usage
Its first known use as a verb meaning to have sexual intercourse is in "Flen flyys", written around 1475.

William Dunbar's 1503 poem "Brash of Wowing" includes the lines: "Yit be his feiris he wald haue fukkit: / Ye brek my hairt, my bony ane" (ll. 13–14).

Some time around 1600, before the term acquired its current meaning, windfucker was an acceptable name for the bird now known as the kestrel[citation needed].

While Shakespeare never used the term explicitly; he hinted at it in comic scenes in several plays. The Merry Wives of Windsor (IV.i) contains the expression focative case (see vocative case). In Henry V (IV.iv), Pistol threatens to firk (strike) a soldier, a euphemism for fuck. A Midsummer Night's Dream uses the word "foot" to pun on the French equivalent, "foutre".


Rise of modern usage
Though it appeared in John Ash's 1775 A New and Complete Dictionary, listed as "low" and "vulgar", and appearing with several definitions[5], Fuck did not appear in any widely-consulted dictionary of the English language from 1795 to 1965. Its first appearance in the Oxford English Dictionary (along with the word cunt) was in 1972.

In 1928, D. H. Lawrence's novel Lady Chatterley's Lover gained notoriety for its frequent use of the words fuck, fucked, and fucking.

Perhaps the earliest usage of the word in popular music was the 1938 Eddy Duchin release of the Louis Armstrong song "Ol' Man Mose". The words created a scandal at the time, resulting in sales of 170,000 copies during the Great Depression years when sales of 20,000 were considered blockbuster. The verse reads:

(We believe) He kicked the bucket,
(We believe) Yeah man, buck-buck-bucket,
(We believe) He kicked the bucket and ol' man mose is dead,
(We believe) Ahh, fuck it!
(We believe) Buck-buck-bucket,
(We believe) He kicked the bucket and ol' man mose is dead.

The liberal usage of the word (and other vulgarisms) by certain artists (such as James Joyce, Henry Miller, Lenny Bruce, and Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, in their Derek and Clive personas) has led to the banning of their works and criminal charges of obscenity.

After Norman Mailer's publishers convinced him to bowdlerize fuck as fug in his work The Naked and the Dead (1948), Tallulah Bankhead supposedly greeted him with the quip, "So you're the young man who can't spell fuck." In fact, according to Mailer, the quip was devised by Bankhead's PR man. He and Bankhead didn't meet until 1966 and did not discuss the word then. The rock group The Fugs named themselves after the Mailer euphemism.

The science fiction novel That Hideous Strength (1945), by C.S. Lewis, includes lines of dialog with the word bucking used the same way as fugging would be in Mailer's novel, published three years later.

In his novel Ulysses (1922), James Joyce used a sly spelling pun for fuck (and cunt as well) with the doggerel verse:

If you see Kay,
Tell him he may.
See you in tea,
Tell him from me.

Memphis Slim had a melancholy blues about lost love entitled "If You See Kay".

The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger featured an early use of fuck you in print. First published in the United States in 1951, the novel remains controversial to this day due to its use of the word, standing at number 13 for the most banned books from 1990-2000 according to the American Library Association.[6] The book offers a blunt portrayal of the main character's reaction to the existence of the word, and all that it means.

The Australian vaudeville comedian Roy Rene once had a comedy 'skit' where he would act with another person and would write the letter 'F' on a blackboard (on stage) and then ask his co-actor: 'What letter do you see' to which he would reply: 'K'. Mo would then say: 'Why is it that whenever I write F you see K?'

The first use of the word fuck on British television came on November 13, 1965 on the satirical show BBC-3 (no relation to the present channel of that name). The theatre critic Kenneth Tynan declared, apropos of nothing, that "I doubt if there are any rational people to whom the word 'fuck' would be particularly diabolical, revolting or totally forbidden."[3] Kenneth Tynan was soon-after fired for his free use of the word.[citation needed]

One of the earliest mainstream Hollywood movies to use the word fuck was director Robert Altman's irreverent antiwar film, MASH, released in 1970 at the height of the Vietnam War. During the football game sequence about three-quarters of the way through the film, one of the MASH linemen says to an 8063rd offensive player, "All right, bud, your fuckin' head is coming right off." Also, former Beatle John Lennon's 1971 release "Working Class Hero" featured use of the word, which was rare in music at the time and caused it to, at most, be played only in segments on the radio. In 2007, some 36 years later, Green Day did a cover of Lennon's song, which was censored for radio airplay, with the "Ph.." sound being audible but then phased out.

Former Saturday Night Live cast member Charles Rocket uttered the vulgarity in one of the earliest instances of its use on television, during a 1980 episode of the show, for which he was subsequently fired. [4] [5]

Comedian George Carlin once commented that the word fuck ought to be considered more appropriate, because of its implications of love and reproduction, than the violence exhibited in many movies. He humorously suggested replacing the word kill with the word fuck in his comedy routine, such as in an old movie western: "Okay, sheriff, we're gonna fuck you, now. But we're gonna fuck you slow..." Or, perhaps at a baseball game: "Fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump!" More popularly published is his famous "Filthy Words" routine, better known as "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."


Use in politics
See also History of the word 'fuck'#Usage in politics.
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Fuck is not widely used in politics, and because of this[citation needed], any use by notable politicians tends to produce controversy. Some events of this nature include:

During the 1968 Democratic National Convention, Chicago mayor Richard Daley became so enraged by a speech from Abraham A. Ribicoff that he shouted "Fuck you, you Jew motherfucker!" Daley would later claim that he was shouting "you fink, you" and calling Ribicoff a "faker."
During a 1971 debate in the House of Commons, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau mouthed the words "fuck off" under his breath (perhaps almost silently) at Conservative MP John Lundrigan, while Lundrigan made some comments about unemployment. Afterward, when asked by a television reporter what he said, Mr. Trudeau famously replied "Oh, I don't know... fuddle duddle, or something like that". "Fuddle duddle" consequently became a catchphrase in Canadian media associated with Trudeau.
The first modern use in the British House of Commons came in 1982 when Reg Race, Labour MP for Wood Green, referred to adverts placed in local newsagents by prostitutes which read "Phone them and fuck them". Hansard, the full record of debates, printed "F*** them", but even this euphemism was deprecated by the Speaker, George Thomas.
Shortly after Tony Blair was elected Leader of the Labour Party, the then left-wing Labour MP George Galloway told a public meeting "I don't give a fuck what Tony Blair thinks" when questioned about the party's move to the right.
In late 2003, US presidential candidate Senator John Kerry used the word fuck in an interview with Rolling Stone. Referring to his vote in favor of the resolution authorizing President George W. Bush to use military force in Iraq, Senator John Kerry stated, "I voted for what I thought was best for the country. Did I expect Howard Dean to go off to the left and say, 'I'm against everything'? Sure. Did I expect George Bush to fuck it up as badly as he did? I don't think anybody did."[7]
In June 2004, US Vice President Dick Cheney told Senator Patrick Leahy to either "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself" during an exchange on the floor of the Senate,[8] to which Patrick Leahy cried foul.
In February 2006 (Australia), New South Wales Premier Morris Iemma, while awaiting the start of a COAG media conference in Canberra, was chatting to Victorian Premier Steve Bracks. Not realizing cameras were operating he was recorded as saying "Today? This fuckwit who's the new CEO of the Cross City Tunnel has ... been saying what controversy? There is no controversy."[9] The exchange referred to the newly appointed CEO of a recently-opened toll road within Sydney.
In April 2007, New Zealand Education Minister Steve Maharey said "fuck you" to a fellow MP during parliamentary question time.[10] He apologised shortly afterwards.

Use in marketing
In April 1997, clothing retailer French Connection began branding their clothes "fcuk" (usually written in lowercase). Though they insisted it was an acronym for French Connection United Kingdom, its similarity to the word "fuck" caused controversy.[11] French Connection fully exploited this and produced an extremely popular range of t-shirts with messages such as "fcuk this", "hot as fcuk", "mile high fcuk", "fcuk me", "too busy to fcuk", "fcuk football", "fcuk fashion", "fcuk fear", "fcuk on the beach", "the joy of fcuk", etc. The company recently announced that the "fcuk" label is to be phased out[citation needed].


Freedom of expression
In 1971, the U.S. Supreme Court decided that the mere public display of fuck is protected under the First and Fourteenth Amendments and cannot be made a criminal offense. In 1968, Paul Robert Cohen had been convicted of "disturbing the peace" for wearing a jacket with "FUCK THE DRAFT" on it (in reference to conscription in the Vietnam War). The conviction was upheld by the Court of Appeals and overturned by the Supreme Court. Cohen v. California, 403 U.S. 15 (1971).

In 1983, pornographer Larry Flynt, representing himself before the U.S. Supreme Court in a libel case, shouted, "Fuck this court!" during the proceedings, and then called the justices "nothing but eight assholes and a token cunt" (referring to Justice Sandra Day O'Connor). Chief Justice Warren E. Burger had him arrested for contempt of court, but the charge was later dismissed on a technicality.[12]


Popular usage
In the United States, the Federal Communications Commission fines stations for the broadcast of "indecent language", but in 2003 the agency's enforcement bureau ruled that the airing of the statement "This is really, really fucking brilliant!" by U2 member Bono after receiving a Golden Globe Award was neither obscene nor indecent. As U.S. broadcast indecency regulation only extends to depictions or descriptions of sexual or excretory functions, Bono's use of the word as a mere intensifier was not covered.

In early 2004, the full Commission reversed the bureau ruling, in an order that stated that "the F-word is one of the most vulgar, graphic and explicit descriptions of sexual activity in the English language"; a fine, however, has yet to result. Notwithstanding widespread usage and linguistic analysis to the contrary, the reversal was premised on the conclusion that the word fuck has always referred to sexual activity, a claim that the FCC neither explained nor supported with evidence. Even on cable television, which is not regulated by the FCC, few channels in the United States will broadcast the word fuck due to fear of backlash from advertisers or the FCC.

The British television show T.F.I Friday officially stood for "Thank Four It's Friday" (the reference to Four being Channel Four on which the show was broadcast). However, it was widely understood in fact to stand for "Thank Fuck It's Friday"; it has been suggested that it would have been broadcast with that title had it not been decided to broadcast it before the watershed. The show also holds the record for the most frequent use of the word fuck to a pre-watershed audience, owing to guest Shaun Ryder using the word 9 times whilst impersonating the Sex Pistols' Johnny Rotten, despite the best efforts of Channel 4. Ryder is now the only person to appear by name in the Channel 4 policy document.[13] The show inspired another show named O.F.I Sunday, or "Oh Fuck It's Sunday". Although for decades the word was widely considered taboo on British television, at most only appearing in late night programmes and films on secondary channels BBC Two and Channel Four, and even then edited or faded out on occasion; by 2006 there appear to be few limitations on the use of the word after the 9pm watershed, and it is commonly used.


Band names
The word fuck has been used in a number of band names. And although most of these bands are in the aggressive, non-mainstream genres of punk and metal -- Fucked Up, Fuck... I'm Dead, Fuck the Facts, Total Fucking Destruction, the Fucking Wrath and The Fucking Champs -- bands like Holy Fuck and Fuck fall into the categories of more accessible forms of electronic rock and pop.[14]


Common alternatives
Main article: Minced oath
In conversation or writing, reference to or use of the word fuck may be replaced by any of a large list of alternative words or phrases, including "the F-word" or "the F-Bomb" (a play on A-Bomb / H-Bomb), or simply, "eff" (as in "What the eff!" or "You eff-ing fool!"). In addition, there are many commonly used substitutes, such as flipping, frigging, fricking, freaking, fire-truck or any of a number of similar sounding nonsense words. It may also be called "F-sharp" (as in the musical note)[citation needed] or "the Effenheimer". The overuse of swear words is often called "F-ing and blinding". In print, there are alternatives such as, "F***", "F - - k", etc.; or the use of a string of non-alphanumeric characters, for example, "@$#*%!" (especially favored in comic books).

In the popular 1983 film, A Christmas Story, Ralph, the main character, says the offensive word, but written into the script is its own censorship, for the audience only hears the boy say fudge. The highly popular comedy Meet the Parents spawned a 2004 sequel with the eponymous title, Meet the Fockers.

In some television science fiction shows, altered versions of the word have been created to allow characters to express themselves without getting into trouble with the censors. For example, in Farscape the word is frell, and in Battlestar Galactica the word is frack, while Red Dwarf uses smeg in a similar context. In the series Firefly, the characters will often switch to Mandarin to swear, frequently using the word "Gorram" and derivatives as a replacement for 'Fuck', 'Shit, and 'Damn it', again avoiding any accusations of indecency. A similar ploy was used in the Irish sitcom Father Ted, where the characters regularly say feck (although the term was not invented by the show's creators and is actually considered acceptable slang in Ireland).

In the science-fiction Future Dystopic British comic 2000 AD and Judge Dredd the words 'Drokk' and 'Stomm' were created by the authors to avoid the censorship issue during the 1970s, whilst also creating expletives that still had the cathartic release mechanism by the way it sounded when voiced by the main character.

In the science fiction series by Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the word fuck is replaced in common usage by the characters as zark. In the book So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, the narrator openly uses the word in the sexual connotation. In the original version of Life, the Universe and Everything the word is a basis of a short joke. In the U.S. version, however, it is replaced with the word Belgium and a scene from the radio series involving that word is added almost verbatim, although in a completely different context.[15]

In the popular NBC television series Scrubs, female doctor Elliot Reid consistently uses the word "frick."

A common replacement word used mainly on the internet is "fsck", derived from the name of the Unix file system checking utility.


Other languages
The word "fuck" is touted to be one of the few 'universal' words that can be uttered in any country in the world and yet be understood by anyone. Even so different countries do have their own versions.


Afrikaans
In Afrikaans, the slang word fok has been adopted as an Afrikaans equivalent of fuck (and fokkof as "fuck off"), due to the influence of English media and language in South Africa. Coincidentally, the Afrikaans word neuk, which resembles the Dutch neuken, is used in the context of to strike. In Afrikaans the strong expletive for sexual intercourse has always been and remains naai.[citation needed]


Chinese languages
The Shanghainese verb and adjective ?? fage is derived from the English "fuck" and is used in the exasperated context of things or people "fucking up" or "being difficult." Although fage is often used pejoratively, the term has lost its sexual connotations. In Cantonese, the slang word ? diu2 is used in a similar way as the English word "fuck." Similar terms in Mandarin are ? cào (sometimes written ?), ? (simplified ?) gàn, and ? gao, the latter used more commonly in Taiwan.


Dutch
In Dutch, the cognate fokken means "to breed". In the past fokken was sometimes used to indicate sexual intercourse, but this is no longer the case. The literal translation of English "fuck" is neuken, and naaien (literally, "to sew") is a milder form roughly equivalent to "screw". The equivalent of "fucking" used as an all-purpose meaningless expletive is klote (kloten is a crude word for "testicles").

Recently a slang word "modderfokker" (literally: "one who breeds mud") has developed in imitation of English "motherfucker".


French
In French, the word for seal (the animal) is phoque; the word for foresail is foc. Their pronunciation in French resembles that of the word fuck in English. In France, phoque or foc sounds like the British pronunciation of fuck while in Québec French, they sound like the North American English pronunciation, due to regional influences (although this actually is coincidental, and neither term has any relation to the English word). As well, the English term has been adopted as the adjective fucké, a slang term commonly used in Québec French to describe something that is broken or off-kilter, or someone who is not in their right mind. It is not considered particularly offensive.

In Québec, the French word tabernacle, meaning the church tabernacle, is often used in the same way as fuck in English, except in sexual-related usage. It is only used as interjection, noun or adverb. Other Québécois-French swear words (which are pretty much all of clergical origin) such as Christ, calice (chalice) and hostie (communion wafer or host) are much more versatile, particularly when used in combination. Although commonly used, these terms are considered much worse since they are blasphemous, rather than merely vulgar (the words would be comparable to the use of goddammit in the English language). They are widely used as the only remaining part of the backlash against the domination of Québec society by the Roman Catholic church, which lasted until the "Quiet Revolution" of the 1960s.

Note that in Québec French, English swearwords such as "shit" (or the French equivalent, merde) and "fuck" are considered to be much less offensive than if used in the same context for an English speaking person, since they are merely vulgar, or crude, and not blasphemous.

The French word foutre is an approximate translation to "fuck". It was commonly used as an interjection during the French Revolution, and often printed in some newspapers of this period. It is now mainly used in the passive participle adjectival form foutu(e) = "fucked".


German
The word "to fuck" literally translates as ficken, but the force of "fuck" usually equates with Scheiße (shit), or Mist (crap or manure). Nonetheless the exclamation "fuck" itself has been borrowed into German as a swear word and is in occasional to frequent use among some (especially younger) Germans. Ficken is used much in the same way fuck is used in English and has a pronounced vulgar meaning for other (especially older) speakers.

Official censorship for language or voluntary "self-censorship" is far less common in German. The using of alternative expressions like "the F word" is highly uncommon (although Scheiße may be sometimes seen as Sch...). In addition, geographical regions differ with respect to usage and perceived profanity of swear words.[citation needed]

In the German language there are germanized forms of the word, like the pseudo-anglicism abgefuckt "fucked up". German as a language, especially in colloquial and often young slang, borrows deeply from English, including a limited number of English swear words; the two most common examples are fuck and shit (although North German Schiete also means "shit," but is not a loan word). Scheiße is fairly well understood as an expletive among English speakers, although often mis-pronounced with medial [z] instead of [s].

The verb ficken is historically used also in a non-sexual context, but still is related to friction. Examples include:

ein Schwert ficken: the process of cleaning Slag, Tinder and Ash off a Sword's blade after blacksmithing it; this is done by hanging a Sandbag from the ceiling, lancing the blade through it and then quickly moving the sword back and forth until the blade is clean
More recently, the abbreviation FAQ has been used on German websites and forums, for example on the German wikipedia subsite. The pronunciation is not clearly defined: each letter can be pronounced separately or as one syllable (, which is similar to the English pronunciation of fuck). To avoid confusion regarding the abbreviation in itself, the acronym FAQ is generally changed into the full term "Frequently Asked Questions" or into the literal German translation "Häufig gestellte Fragen" in formal everyday speech.


Interlingua
The English fuck can be used in Interlingua, given its widespread, international use. The actual Interlingua words for to fuck, however, are fottar and futuer.


Japanese
Japanese has the word fakku (????, fakku?). The term is a foreign loan from English, but the pronunciation has been adapted to the Japanese phonology. Semantic usage is not as broad as English as it is only used as a slang term for sexual intercourse.[16]


Korean
Korean has the word ssipal (??), ssip'al (??) for a strong expression, and the word chonna (??, ??) or yot mogita (? ???) for a weak expression. Those are Korean translations from the English word "fuck". Koreans rarely say "fuck" (p'ok ?) in their daily life, but they say "fuck you" (p'ok'yu ??) instead. Some Korean emoticons like "?" , "?-o-?", "?" are also used over the internet.

The above Korean romanisations were from the McCune-Reischauer system for romanising Hangul.


Norwegian
In Norwegian, the word fokk means either foresail or something that gets blown in strong wind; drifting snow (snøfokk) or streaks of foam and spray at sea.[17] A Norwegian expletive which is somewhat analogous to the English fuck is the word faen. This is short for fanden, a Norwegian word for devil.[citation needed] Knulle or pule is the most vulgar Norwegian colloquialism describing sexual intercourse. It is also common to use fuck in Norwegian conversations, like "fuck dette, jeg vil gjøre noe annet", ("fuck this, I want to do something else").[citation needed]


Swedish
In Swedish, the morpheme fack is pronounced almost identically to the English fuck, and means a box or compartment, for example a letterbox for internal mail. As a prefix, the morpheme fack refers to something pertaining to a certain trade or profession, for example in the words facklitteratur (literature pertaining to a certain profession) and fackförening (trade union, colloquially referred to as facket (= "the fack")).

Fuck can also be used in colloquial Swedish as an English loan word, with basically the same meanings as in English.[18]


Welsh
In the Welsh language fuck has been transliterated as ffwc or ffwcio which is basically pronounced the same and has the same meaning as in English.

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


needing a little help / Married Life / 12:14 PM - Wednesday January 16, 2008 Back To Top

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So last night I got home from work and was checking my email when I thought, "Wonder what kind of emails the hubby has." I dont know if that was a mistake or not because I found an email that he has signed up for meeting women off of a website. I'm freaking out because I kind of want to just keep checking his email to see if anything is going to progress from it but I also really want to scream at him. Which way would be better in this situation? Sit and wait or confront him?

- Asked by A Married Girl, Female, 29-35, New York, Fitness


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 12:44 PM - Tuesday January 15, 2008 Back To Top

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just wondering

y do people get hard when they get turned on

thnx so much

kitty

- Asked by Female, 26-28


question / Dating / 11:36 AM - Tuesday January 15, 2008 Back To Top

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how do you know if the guy is interested for a relationship or wanted to get inside your pants?

- Asked by A Sweet Sarah, Female, 36-45, Who Cares?


sex / Sex & Intimacy / 7:17 AM - Tuesday January 15, 2008 Back To Top

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any girls here like to have kinky sex

- Asked by cumtome, A Jock, Male, 29-35, Edmonton, Food Service


Is He Cheating? / Married Life / 6:56 AM - Wednesday January 09, 2008 Back To Top

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I am a newlywed.. Recently caught my husband chatting on the computer with other women...And most of the conversations have been sexual..Do I have reason to worry?

- Asked by faz16, A Thinker, Female, 36-45


How To Tell If He Is Really Interested? / Dating / 5:12 PM - Tuesday January 08, 2008 Back To Top

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How do I know if a certain guy likes me?

- Asked by shybutbold26, A Cool Mom, Female, 29-35, Oklahoma City, Administrative


The 100K club has another member!!!!!! / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10:23 AM - Tuesday January 08, 2008 Back To Top

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Well, I missed it.....

".....All-time Rating: 100005...."

My computer screwed up on me, and now, I've crossed over the vaunted 100,000 point threshhold here, and I don't even know where it came from!


Shit!!!


Well, in any event, a HUGE "Thank You" to everyone who has been so generous to me, and I only hope I have given you half as much fun and enjoyment as you have given me, over the last year and 3/4's....

I will reason to assume I hit 100K faster than anyone (yet....), so at least I have THAT A*O record to hold onto, for awhile yet.... LOL!

Anyway, seeing as now I've (supposedly) earned a free lifetime membership here, I suppose you guys had better get used to seeing me here..... looks like we're gonna' grow old together!!!!


Thanks again, and Party On, Garth!!!!

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


January 8th, 2008 - A MOMENTUS DAY!! / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5:27 PM - Monday January 07, 2008 Back To Top

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In honor of Elvis' Birthday tomorrow, january 8th, I, "By~Tor the Almighty King of the Ice and Snow" shall obtain my 100,000th overall point on here, thus joining a fairly exclusive club


Since no one will apparently notice this vast overachievement on their own, I shall be the one to offer up the "YLAM" in my own honor, as only "The King" would do....


You shall all eat Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches, in honorarium........

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


Who is the police for the police? / Race, Religion & Politics / 11:18 AM - Friday December 28, 2007 Back To Top

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Why do corrupt police officers get the opportunity to resign from there current position so they can get a new job in adjoining counties or cities as police officers? Is this not called passing the trash, and what does this say for our the ones who are suppose to be protecting our constitutional rights?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 56-65, Atlanta, Retired


various / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 8:16 AM - Friday December 28, 2007 Back To Top

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Does anyone remember the old thyme days at Scheib Park?

- Asked by Male, 66 or older


Your Parcel of Info For the Day!!!! / Sex & Intimacy / 6:45 PM - Thursday December 20, 2007 Back To Top

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Okay.... more STACY....

So there's this hot skinny girl I work with her and her mother and her trailermates, and we went to the rodeo last night and STACY decided she'd rather be at the all-night bingo hall instead. Rather than wait for the barrel-racing to get finished, she hopped in thye truck (her truck, of course) and took off, leaving us there, miles away from anywhere! The nerve of her! So I, after a fifty mile hitchhike home, where I had to blow two truckers and a cabbie, got my rifle and after filling it up with buckshot, went over to her condo (yes, she had a CONDO!!!) and when she opened up the door, I splattered her head all over the freshly-painted mocha walls. I then hid the body down in the swamp behind my trailer park and I hope that she decomposes before Anne starts looking for her. MY QUESTION: Do you agree with me?...........

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


oral sex / Sex & Intimacy / 3:34 AM - Sunday December 16, 2007 Back To Top

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Would like to know a few tips to please a man orally

- Asked by Female, 56-65


turnon or sick? / Sex & Intimacy / 9:04 AM - Monday December 10, 2007 Back To Top

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A little back ground
I was in a chat room the other day and this woman asked me if I wanted some pic's of her to masturbate with. then send them back to her with my cum on them.

my question is: is it a turn-on to know that some guy(stranger) is stroking his dick to your pic's??? if so why???

Update: December 10, 2007.
yep kinda what i thought too..... a little on the "sick" side. even for me lol. PS: I got the pic's and she looked to be about 30 or so. you could tell they were not pro shots...takes all kinds I guess.

- Asked by stevetx56, A Player, Male, Who Cares?, San Antonio, Who Cares?


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 9:15 AM - Tuesday December 04, 2007 Back To Top

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Can somebody please tell Tiddler that he's a sick man and needs professional help? This shit ain't funny, witty, or anything other than an invitation for me to kick his monkey ass.....


(Male, 46-55) asked:



my wife and i are distraught this morning.My wife found a big patch of semen in our 14 year old daughters panties.My wife wants to know how we should question her when she gets in from school.There seem to be 3 possibles A) shes had unprotected sex and its seeped out into her panties,b) shes wanked a guy off and wiped up the mess in her sexy little panties ,c0 our 16 year old son has found her cute panties in the laundry basket and wanked in them,D) i,ve wanked into my daughters panties and am hiding my tracks-what do you advise?


Update: December 04, 2007.
And when you think of the thousands, perhaps millions of kids out there who are abused by adults everyday, it makes me just turn red with rage... I don't even care if my post gets pulled, because shitstains like that who have deep seated emotional and sociopathic tendencies simply need to be taken off our streets.... because if I see them acting out in MY world?...... the smack I lay down will land me in the penitentiary......

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 9:12 AM - Tuesday December 04, 2007 Back To Top

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Screenname: concord22


If I'm 1/2 Welsh and 1/2 Hungarian? What am I?




Answer: You're still the dick who banned me...

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 8:08 AM - Tuesday December 04, 2007 Back To Top

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Where do you pleasure yourself? When was the last time you did it and where?

- Asked by Male, 36-45


Load the Shotgun! / Sex & Intimacy / 6:02 PM - Monday December 03, 2007 Back To Top

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Why does every one of my daughters get pregnant by the age of 13? Is 13 considered a lucky number for teens nowadays?

- Asked by Male, 56-65


Who cares? / Friendship / 5:24 PM - Monday December 03, 2007 Back To Top

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Why do people on this site really care about their ratings?

- Asked by dubw2004, A Father Figure, Male, 56-65, Atlanta, Artist / Musician / Writer


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 11:02 AM - Friday November 30, 2007 Back To Top

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my wife and I have discovered some of the joys of anal sex. Since I always use a condom,when we do it,she says she wants to experience my actual ejaculation in her butt. I am slightly concerned about any side effects of that semen in her rectum.
Ladies have you had your lovers cum in your rear and
didn't have any inconvenience?

Update: November 30, 2007.
thanks for your answers,but only to those who answered properly.

- Asked by Female, 56-65


yum smells like sex / Sex & Intimacy / 12:46 AM - Friday November 30, 2007 Back To Top

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does anyone ever sniff their partners panties and use them to masturbate? yeah you do

- Asked by samstillalways, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10:59 PM - Thursday November 29, 2007 Back To Top

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why would there be chat cliques?

- Asked by kitkat19, A Thinker, Female, 56-65


does he love or lik mi / Dating / 1:19 PM - Thursday November 29, 2007 Back To Top

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does he love or lik mi,we chat frequently on d phone,he cals mi,i call him,n web chat abt sex,anytin intimate,bt he as neva said anytin abt dating'he assume we re friends,bt we go intimate on phone
n ve nt seen each other 4 almost 3yrs nw
but we chat almost evry day n snd txt mssges 2 each orther frequently 2

- Asked by teebaby005, A Thinker, Female, 29-35


would you still want to live and what for? / Sex & Intimacy / 12:07 AM - Thursday November 29, 2007 Back To Top

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OK mywhole life ihave sufferend moslty and i have always come back positive but now i have this malignant cancer on my face.
i have had it other places an let them remove it that day,
but this time its my face and malignant and spreading fast
and after losing (in 1 year an da half) I lost, well first
my daughter was killed in a car crash, she was beheaded, then the next day i called my best friend in maine for comfort and to go visit him and cry and he was dead from melanoma,he hadjust died (in a 6 week period) he had told nooneof his suffering so i didnot know. then i went to drs as he kept appearing to me and telling me to get somethihng checked under my arm i thought it was my imagination but i did and it was deadly melanoma, i was only to live for 1 week. but that God healedme of in 2 days of prayer and as soon as i got home with this good news then the phone rang, my 93 yr old father was dying in icu in florisai went down and took care of him and my mother by myself sleepign one hour a night if that, they both died, i loved them dearly and then i came home and was in a fatal ,honest to god fatal car accident ,i was hit head on ,100 miles an hour by 2 cars eachgoing over 50 and i was at a red light minding myown bussines, I wqas killed and went or my spirit went upwards, yes upward like a rocket and thank God i am a born again christian becasue to me, if there is a up htere is a down like the movie Ghosts ugh and I screamed and sceamed to coem back, against jesus will but he let me however due to that horrific impact the bones inm y hands were shattered and i still have arthisis and very painful hands and can not work or care for myself hardly but i wanted to come back Jesus let me come back, not happily but i should have stayed. Jesus knew i had had enuf. andhe knew all the bad that was comming. He did not wnat me to but i wanted to save the love of my life, my twin sister Lori, who God kept showing me dead in her bed since i Had come backfrom florida.
well she was murdered a month later.
by her husband,who i fixed her up with ugh, found deadin her bed a month later the day i made plane ticktes to go down to get her away from him, i got a call and she was dead.
feb 14th
and he walked free
and has my niece
then i fell apart, but picked myself up, moved to florida to heal my hands thru swimming,l ived in this creepy trailer park casue it was all i could afford and was raped by a friend who i trusted and stalked by him and a danegerous woman . HONEST TO GOD THIS I S ALL TRUE. I WISHED IWAS DELUSIONSAL aS I COULD TAKE A PILl AND IT WOULD ALL GO AWAY, BUT ITS REAL
then i got diagnosed with cancer on my face, maligant, dec last year
and finaly i came hometo find oit my aunt is dying of breast cancerand my brother just left me and is dying as you know
and my uncle just died and my milllin dollars, more really, inheritance, he was worth 70 million
was stolen by my older bro who stolE my other inhderitance when dad and mom died, also over a million that i have known about since I was 16.
sooooooooooooooo
im gonna be homless in one month or sooner
i have no money
im on disabilty for fibromyaglia and a ton of illnesses, im so damned depressed
entering menopause now too
that i dont really want to live
i really dont, i dont wnat to die, but i dont care enuf to try hard justeating and showerin gis hard for me to care enuf to do, and finding a new dr and goign to get cancer removed from my face is trying hard.
i dont have anyone, noone who needs me
or loves me. or wants me
i live alone
i get uip alone
no daughther no husband
and this man on a dating service just played me royal and he was a lyign married man and knew i had been thru al this
i have no money and expectgn to be rich your whole life thenpoof its gone is enuf to make you crack upits like losing a 3 million dollar lottery ticket but it was stolen by your own brother.
no pets, cant im renting
and no lifebut pain,
and the cancer isspreading,
and my best friend John did not pull thru on taking me and left me due to me beign so depressign dont blame him actually,
and my best frined my only 2 friends i have
idaline went back to brazil
she could find no work or get no visa,
sooooooooooooo
i have noone nothing
and the careprogram where they take care of me
40 hours a week was cancelled due to scrdewd up insurance,my dr and dermalolist canned me cause i cancelled twice on them!!
but they know im sick deprespress agoraphobic ( fear of going out, gee i wonder why) and have noone to take me
so I h ave to count on rides
and if anyone should be compasionate n understanding about me fearing this cancer an why i cant get there with all myrpobs of why i cant deal with it IT SHOuLD BE MY DRS RIGHT!!
i meanh,and my whole life was sucky
i grew up so abused and i have overcome it6 all
with a smile,got a degvree at harvard
and became a natioanlly known comedy improv teacher, not actress ,but i was too sick to do that
i could sit in a chair and teach
anyways im burnt
i cant care enuf to get out of b ed
everyone i loved is dead
my bf was killed when iwas 17 my nextone when i was 18 was murdered but they thought it was sucidie till this year and blamed me for fighting with him and going off to a school program in the uk for a year, i blamed me too
and htey thougthhe killed himself over me
soooooooooooooo
everyone is dead
life sucks
im broke
im too ill to behomelss
noone should be homless anyways
omg im so sorry to bother you with all of this
but can you see why
i dnt have much of a will to live
and i wanted to get my sisters daughter my preciosu niece but he the murderer got her andthe courst let him walk
so iw ould have lived for her happily
noone needs me and my bro who is evil knows i kknow
all the illegal things he did in both inheritances and past ones
soooooooooo
he sure doesgtn want to help me out
and is a murdering son of a gun
and honest to god
no offense to any truly bi polar people sufferring from that horribel diseas working h ard on taking meds, God bless you
but i would rather be that and takea pill to deal with these as delutions but they arent
they are real nad ihave to deal with them
soooooooooooooooo
any reasons why i should live???
and yes every day i thank GOd for waht I do have
I say ty for the roof over my head today
the food today
the bed ihave
the phone
the puter
the electric
i really do think positive
trust me
or i would haveg gone insane years ago
and if not for Jesus and my faith and myown naturall joyous spirit i would be insane or dead
but im not and God tried to take me
and I DID NOT LISTEN
HE KNEW ONLY BAD WAS COMMING AND I HAD HAD ENUF
BUT I DIDI NOT LISTEN
I WANTED TO SAVE LORI
HE WAS PROBABLY TELLNG ME SHE WAS GONNA BE UP THERE IN A LESS THAN A MONTH
BUT I DID NOT HEAR I WAS BUSY SCREAMING I WANT TO LIVE SEND ME BACK
soooooooooooo here i am
alone alone alone
disabled in great pain
and cant get myself to care enuf to go to the drs
please NO JUDGEMENTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SS
I DESERVE A MEDAL FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR
AND FOR BEING A GOOD PERSON WHO HELPS OTHERS
AND HAS DONE ALOT OF GOODON THIS PLANET
AND SUFFEREDN MORE THAN ITOLD YOU BUT DID NTO WANT YOU TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE UGH LOL
SORRY
SEE I STILL JEST
WELL
ANY NICE SUPPORTIVE THOUGHTS OR IDEAS???
LETMEK N OW
IM TOO FRAGILE FOR MEAN ONES THANKS and if you have had a blessed life no comments ok casue yo dont get it jut prayers and ty for that and if you are into that you create yur own life blah blah blaming the victim please leae me aloen its bad enuf what im gong thru without new agers who by the way sound just like the so caleld republicans they hate jut diff words blaming teh victim non the less save it i dont need it
and if you are speechles si don tblame you either
so would you want to live and what for




Update: November 29, 2007.
oh the person who said im a blowhole and who wants this rubbish his nic is, ad1guru ,so watch out when you get any email from him and pl send me your prayer needs too ok. and why does the tribulal do that and what can i do about it? also i still could use more kind responses so dont stop thank you all kind people again! God bless

Update: November 29, 2007.
I want to say thank you to the kind you's that responded so kindly with such care and YOU HELPED ME MAKE IT THRU ANOTHER DAY SO GOD BLESS YOU ALL.I am gonna ask yo to pleas still pray for me and please contact me and ask me to pray or you it helps me to help others and it helps me get my mind off me and t the jerk who wrote "blowhole who wants to listne to this rubbish" and who i gave the jerk award to.. who sent it to the tribunal and they gave him a 2 plus omg what is the point of letting us vote if they the tribunal take it away and what kind of less thanbhuman person there gave this guy a 2+ i almost took my life my god so please GOOD PEOPLE STAY IN TOUCH AND PRAYFOR ME AND ASK ME TO PRAY REALLY IT DOES HELP ME AND ITS NOT TOO MUCH FOR ME I WANT TO HELP IT HELPS ME FEEL LIKE INM DOING SOMETHING OK THANKS GOD BLESS YOUJ AND EVEN THE JERK GOD HELP YOU AND THE TRIBUNAL MEMBER YOU NEED IT AT LEAST I KNOW I LIVE DMY LIFE WITHCARE KINDNES AND DIGNITY

- Asked by A Creative, Female, 56-65, Medical / Dental


loud and proud / Sex & Intimacy / 2:44 PM - Wednesday November 28, 2007 Back To Top

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Who are the sex screamers in here?

= 0

- Asked by Male, 36-45


Mean Practical Jokes / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 4:06 PM - Tuesday November 27, 2007 Back To Top

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Real Fun for Bored Youths.....


* Stand outside a battered women's shelter at night, screaming, "I know you're in there, Bitch!--I'll getcha'!!!".....


* Two people walk into Wal-mart at opposite ends of the store, both pretending to have Tourette's... walk around the store, cursing unexpectedly, and then "meet" in the middle of the store, and hold a long conversation, peppered with curse words!


* Fill out fake insurance claims forms and submit them in your friends' names to various insurance companies....

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


What next? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 9:20 AM - Friday November 23, 2007 Back To Top

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What 'media' does movie theaters use now, i.e. 35mm film, DVDs, etc...other?

- Asked by billpayer, A Cool Mom, Female, 29-35, Who Cares?


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10:47 PM - Tuesday November 20, 2007 Back To Top

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Sorry -- It was bytor that popped this question. I never said that the POA was an email. His sarcastic remark, quite "jerk" worthy when he popped this question, created a very negative avalanche of responses. Wake up people, some of us are real, and on this for the RIGHT reasons, not to mock others, but to help and be helped, and to ask whatever we feel.

- Asked by Female, 29-35


A*O Secrets 101 / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:42 PM - Tuesday November 20, 2007 Back To Top

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INRE: The Superstars issue, someone posted a reply, basically saying that "the clique" rates each other, as if no one else ever got ratings or rated anyone...

It's no Mutual Admiration Society, let me assure you...

In fact, every morning, I go over the pervious nights' posts and I give out between 100 and 200 C-stars , even before I start replying or posting!

Guess what? - - You get points for that!--It's called, "Community Service".....and I don't do it for the points, so much as do it, because usually they haven't even received a rating from the idiot who ASKED the question in the first place, so at least they get something for their time & trouble, once I see the response, and it doesn't matter WHO made the response. The best one gets it, period.

And I tend to get alot of stars from people who don't even really LIKE me, because I DO give good advice...and I'll bet that the other "Superstars" get the same treatment.

People are more honest than you might wanna' admit.... so, if you're not getting the points or recognition you believe you may deserve, it's probably a better idea to look inward at what you might be doing WRONG, as opposed to hatin' on those who are, obviously, doing it RIGHT!



By~Tor hath Spoken; So Mote It Be......


PS - - There's a REASON I'm #5 on the All Time list, after only a year....... and now, you know the secrets, yourself. Get on it, Skippykins!!!

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
SOME people just really need to rent a clue.....


when you break up with someone / Sex & Intimacy / 7:11 PM - Monday November 19, 2007 Back To Top

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Why dont they respond to you? If you break up with someone and they dont respond what does that mean?

- Asked by Female, 36-45


Lonely beautiful girl / Dating / 11:29 AM - Monday November 19, 2007 Back To Top

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How to get a flirty minded girl to fall for you.

I have this friend who doesn't say much. She knows she is beautiful and sexy with just a smile. I have known her for some years now. Her smile just melts my heart.... but she always dun say much to me after all these years. I dun think she has a bad impression of me thou except for boring.

- Asked by jarcop, A Creative, Male, 29-35, Singapore, Science / Engineering


u r / Sex & Intimacy / 8:46 AM - Monday November 19, 2007 Back To Top

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share the joy of sex with me . it might help me get the more information about sex

- Asked by rohan, A Guy Critical, Male, 29-35, Bangalore, Technical


u can share it / Sex & Intimacy / 1:33 AM - Monday November 19, 2007 Back To Top

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u can share the joy of sex with me . it might help me to get the more information about sex

- Asked by rohan, A Guy Critical, Male, 29-35, Bangalore, Technical


christmas break / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3:24 PM - Wednesday November 14, 2007 Back To Top

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The holidays are coming up!

For those of you that are single...how many of you stop dating to avoid having to buy that person a gift?

Update: November 14, 2007.
Well..I guess I am the only f-ed up one here! I am a very giving person. But I always feel stupid after something has ended with someone and I have bought gifts or been really sweet. (like making dinner). So this year..I am not going on ONE date until New years ;)

- Asked by honey1306, A Thinker, Female, 29-35, Denver, Who Cares?


AM Humor: Substituting for Southjerseygirl today / Sex & Intimacy / 7:30 AM - Tuesday November 13, 2007 Back To Top

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Since sojerseygirl is down today, I'm sending out this story to cheer her up & fill in for her in the 'morning humor' segment. It's an oldie but goodie. Here's wishing you the best southjerseygirl.

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In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone who occasionally has a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone:

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a telephone call that I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?"

I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and may I please speak to Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits.

After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still laying on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled, "You're a jackass!" and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word "jackass" and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up. He would answer and I'd yell, "You're a jackass!" It always cheered me up.

Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me. I would have to stop calling the jackass. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number and heard his voice. "Hello?"

I made up a name. "Hi. This is the sales office of the telephone company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our new caller ID program." He answered, "No!" and slammed down the receiver. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a jackass!"

The reason I'm taking the time to tell you this story is to show you how if there's ever anything bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 555-1212.

(Keep reading, it gets better.)

One day an old lady at the mall was really taking her time pulling out of her parking space. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally, her car began to move ever so slowly and she began backing out. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden this black Camero came flying up the parking aisle in the wrong direction and pulled into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't do that, buddy! I was here first!"

The guy got out of his Camero completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, this guy is a jackass. There sure are a lot of jackasses in this world. I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park.

The next day I was at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 555-1212 and yelling, "You're a jackass!" (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.) Then I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro and decided to call him too. After a couple of rings someone answered the phone. I asked, "Are you the man with the black Camaro for sale?"

"Yes."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car is parked right out front."

I asked, "What's your name?"

"My name is Don Hansen."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home in the evenings."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Sure."

"Don, you're a jackass!" And I slammed the phone down.

After I hung up I added Don's number to my speed dialer. Now I had two jackasses to call whenever I had a bad day. However this wasn't as much fun as it used to be. So I thought about it and came up with a solution.

First, I had my phone dial jackass #1. The man answered nicely and I yelled, "You're a jackass!" But I didn't hang up.

The jackass said, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah."

He said, "Stop calling me."

I said, "No!"

He said, "What's your name, pal?"

I said, "Don Hansen."

He said, "Where do you live?"

"1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro is parked out front."

"I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your prayers."

"Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!" And I hung up.

Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, "Hello."

I said, "Hello, jackass!"

He said, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?"

"I'll kick your butt."

"Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now, jackass!"

And I hung up. Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home. Another quick call to Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th Street. After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing. Glorious!

I watched two jackasses kicking the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars and a police helicopter I also taped it off the evening news!

- Asked by wheezerman, A Mr. Married Guy, Male, Who Cares?, Who Cares?


passionate kiss / Sex & Intimacy / 6:21 PM - Monday November 12, 2007 Back To Top

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i have a friend he is so sexy but he has a girlfriend. he made a move on me with a passionate kiss, and i loved it. i feel bad that he has a girl but i don't know what to do. any suggestions???

- Asked by elisa24, A Thinker, Female, 29-35, Fashion


my cup is not running over / Dating / 8:37 AM - Thursday October 25, 2007 Back To Top

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My sister contacted me in floods of tears this morning. She's been chatting to this guy for about 6 weeks online, text and phone. He's not too far away, about 35 miles, and the next stage was they were going to meet for the first time this weekend. They'd recently exchanged some pics and he asked sis about her bust size. She's quite petite and a 34A. He now comes out with the fact that he's a big tit freak and couldn,t consider a relationship with a woman who has anything less than a C cup. She's even asking if she should have a boob job to stand a better chance. I told her if he's that shallow he's not worth bothering with. Did i do right or are all blokes big tit mad?

Update: October 26, 2007.
Wow! nearly 30 responses to this question,i,m impressed and very grateful for all your support .I,ve told sis and she has bucked up a treat to know so many of you guys support her in this.She sends her thanks and her love to you all

- Asked by Male, 56-65


New / Sex & Intimacy / 7:23 PM - Wednesday October 24, 2007 Back To Top

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i just started the whole sex thing i'm new to this i want to know how to last a long time and what should i do to pleasure a woman, i'm just asking for some tips

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 22-25


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 7:16 PM - Wednesday October 24, 2007 Back To Top

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Is penis size really that important?

- Asked by ccmadmn, A Guy Critical, Male, 46-55


New / Sex & Intimacy / 7:05 PM - Wednesday October 24, 2007 Back To Top

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i just started the whole sex thing i'm new to this i want to know how to last a long time and what should i do to pleasure a woman, i'm just asking for some tips

Update: November 06, 2007.
thnk you very much to all who respond to my inquiry i really apprecited

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 22-25


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 6:37 PM - Wednesday October 24, 2007 Back To Top

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i m a guy 24 years old , straight and married, but i have a fantasy of getting a handjob from a guy!! does it mean i m gay?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 29-35


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 6:03 PM - Wednesday October 24, 2007 Back To Top

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does the size of a mans penis make sex better?

- Asked by A Creative, Male, 26-28, Military


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 8:04 PM - Tuesday October 23, 2007 Back To Top

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how to deal with embarrassement?

recently i joined my mom at a selfdefense class, and got totally humilated by her. i was her partner, and we had to hold each other, and try to free ourselves from each other. we both struggled, but neither of us was able to overpower the other. but then my mom did something incredible....she raised her leg, and slammed her foot right into my balls!

i felt a terrible pain between my legs. i coudn’t move and was still holding my mom’s arms, so she kicked a second time! i went down and curled up. the pain felt like my testicles had exploded.

my mom thought i was wearing a cup, and as she realized i didn’t, she was shocked and apologized. the instructor noticed what was going on, and they both helped me to get on my feet and led me to the locker room. the instructor was a very attractive woman, which made the situation even more embarrassing. she told me how to deal best with the pain (breathe deeply, sit upright,...), while my mom was holding my hand. later they both started to giggle and make jokes about it. i was so embarrassed, and my testicles were aching for 2 days.

should i just forget the whole thing?

- Asked by Male, 26-28


Not like her / Sex & Intimacy / 12:44 PM - Monday October 22, 2007 Back To Top

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I'm not sure what to make of my wife's behavior.

My wife is absolutely gorgeous, an honest head turner. She is stunning with an amazing body. She usually dresses fairly conservatively. Not that you can't tell that she has an amazing body beneath, but she doesn't wear low cut tops or skirts that are to short. Sex, yes, but classy at the same time.

Saturday afternoon I played golf with a couple of buddies of mine and then we had lunch and drinks at the club house. One of my buddies had to much to drink to drive home, not that he was drunk, just shouldn't drive. Since I loved the closest I figured I'd take him back to my place and we could come back and get his car when he was better suited to drive.

Since I planned on going back out I parked in the driveway in front of the house and we walked up to the front door. I opened the door and there was my wife in the tiniest little thing I have ever seen. The top consisted of a few strings and two triangles that barely covered her nipples, which were stiff and poking against the little fabric that was there. The bottom again consisted of a string and a tiny little triangle, which was so small that it was evident that she had shave completely. She was leaning against the wall very seductively with one hand tucked into the tiny bottoms she had.

When I saw her my jaw dropped and my eyes popped and I got an instant erection. She obviously wasn't expecting my buddy to be with me because there was a look of surprise on her face for barely an instant before that seductive look came back into her eye. She walked up to my buddy, gave him a kiss on the cheek (not abnormal for her to do) as she asked him how is day was. He fumbled for the words to say "my day is great" as he looked my wife up and down while she still had the one hand tucked into the bottom softly caressing herself down there.

She smiled and said "that's great to hear, why don't you make yourself comfortable while my husband makes my day great" with that she had stepped passed my friend and up to me and grabbed my crotch and started to back me into the office. As I looked over her shoulder my friend was obviously staring at my wife's practically naked ass. My wife said to him, without even looking over her shoulder "he'll be out in a little while," slight pause"ok give him an hour" as we passed through the doorway into the office, as she closed the door behind her, but while it was still open for him to hear my wife moaned loudly "I want your big fat cock so bad baby".

I was a little shell shocked at my wife's reaction to him being there and her dressed like that. She was right about it being about an hour, and what an amazing hour it was. Afterward she got up and put this tiny little thing on, because it was the only thing she could put on as we were in the office and went out the door. I put my clothes back on and went to check on my friend, I was shocked to walk into the family room to see my wife still wearing this tiny outfit talking to him.

When I commented to her she said what's the big deal he had already seen her in it, and she was just keeping him company until I got back out, she the turned to my friend and asked if he minded, to which he stuttered a no.

She then sat me into a chair and sat on my lap and said, "see he doesn't mind, and maybe I'm not done with that big beautiful dick of your yet." Now she didn't have her hand in her bottoms, and you could clearly see her private area through the material.

About half an hour later, half an hour of my wife sitting on my lap, except when she went to get us drinks, she decided that she wasn't done. She just turned to my friend and said, "excuse us, I need to take him away for another hour."

Yes, sexy as hell, and do I feel like a stud. I also know that all of the other guys have probably heard all about it by now and yes I feel like a bigger stud.

But my wife is usually not like that. I will buy her a tiny little bathing suit for the beach, and she will instead wear something more modest, she'll wear a 2 piece bikini, but she'll wear one of those wrap things around her waist unless she is going in the water or trying to tan.

I'm still a little stunned by how comfortable she was practically naked in front him all afternoon.

- Asked by Male, 29-35


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 7:05 PM - Thursday October 18, 2007 Back To Top

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how often do you have sex?

what is your most enjoyable position?

do you enjoy sucking dixk?

- Asked by b4reall, A Mr. Married Guy, Male, 66 or older, Who Cares?


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 5:02 PM - Friday October 12, 2007 Back To Top

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Okay gals...best techniques for fingering? what will make the ladies moan the most?

- Asked by jeyboy300, A Guy Critical, Male, 26-28


untitled / Dating / 3:36 PM - Friday October 12, 2007 Back To Top

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My ex calls me daily and chit chats something he didn’t do before. Does this mean that he might miss me?

- Asked by Female, 29-35


Good or bad talent?? / Sex & Intimacy / 2:17 PM - Friday October 12, 2007 Back To Top

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Ladies-
would you consider that good or bad if your s/o had a tongue long enough to touch the end of his nose???

- Asked by Male, 36-45


being a parent / Sex & Intimacy / 1:27 PM - Friday October 12, 2007 Back To Top

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So I have a funny story to share...and what joy it brings me to tell it!

I came home the other day to find chunks (yes chunks) of dirty blonde hair all over the floor. My first instinct was my sister cut her hair on my bathroom and didn't clean it up! I inspected the hair..it was dirty blonde with hints of brown..Yup..it for SURE has to be Steph's hair..So I call her....

Me: steph did you cut your hair in my bathroom?

Steph: no! duh...why would I cut my own hair?

Me: well I cut my own hair..so I don't know. Did you have any friends over?

Steph: WTF! no! maybe it was Kyle!?

Fuck...yeah didn't even think my little toe head would do this.

So I call my son..he is with my mother.

Me: Kyle, did you cut your hair?

Kyle: No

Me: wan't to try that again?

Kyle: YES! GOD! MOM!

Me: WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR!

Kyle: Because, I couldn't get it to lay down right. pieces we sticking up!

Me: well did you use your brush and water like I asked you to?

Kyle: YESSSSAAA!!!!

Me: want to try that again?

Kyle: NO! god mom! how did you know any way? I put the scissors RIGHT back where you left them?

Me: Well son, you didn't clean up any of the hair.......

Kyle: OH..........

Yeah...so my son has just cut his own hair for the first time...I thought only girls did this...then again..he uses the blow dryer as well.

The other joy of being a parent!

Being the tooth fairy!

Yup..my son has had a VERY loose tooth for a month now..It was SO loose he could barely eat. I asked him to let me yank it out...old school style..with the string and door knob....hey..it will make a man out of him..he wouldn't let me...

So I pick him up from school yesterday and he lost it at lunch!

FINALLY!

FUCK!

Can the tooth fairy use mastercard?

This is reason #432 of why you must always have at LEAST a dollar bill lying around..

Me: Kyle..how much did the tooth fairy give you for your last tooth?

Kyle: TWO BUCKS!

Me: (SHIT)......now I need $3......

Kyle: Mom can I have a candy bar?

Me: No, mom does not have enough cash...(yes I do)

Kyle: But mom, you asked the lady for cash back...so how can you ask for cash back and not have money for a treat?

Me: Kyle...stop asking me so many godamn questions!

So yes....I had the GREAT opportunity to play the tooth fairy! And how fun it is!

- Asked by honey1306, A Thinker, Female, 29-35, Denver, Who Cares?


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:47 AM - Friday October 12, 2007 Back To Top

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How do you know if you are being blocked on msn messenger or if the person is only offline. what does it mean if someone logs on for a second and then off again?

- Asked by Female, 29-35


there s the rub / Sex & Intimacy / 7:02 AM - Thursday October 11, 2007 Back To Top

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how important is it for a woman to feel filled up or stretched by a guy as opposed to the pleasure from clitoral or g spot stimulation ?

- Asked by Male, 56-65


Guys do you Cum in your girl's face???? / Sex & Intimacy / 10:05 AM - Friday October 05, 2007 Back To Top

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Hello All, I was talking to my ex last night about guys cumming in a girls face. My ex told me that its disrespectful for a guy to nut in his girlfriends face and that guys who love their girlfriends wouldnt do that. He said guys will nut in a hoars face though. IS that true???? The reason I ask is because I let my new boyfriend cum in my face and I love it. But since my ex said that (no, he doesnt no my new boyfriend does that because he thinks Im not into that) it got me thinking that maybe my boyfriend is treating me like a hoar and doesnt really have any respectful for me. Let me know what you guys think.

- Asked by An Alternative Girl, Female, 29-35, Baltimore, Student


seducing / Sex & Intimacy / 6:10 AM - Friday October 05, 2007 Back To Top

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can anyone give me some tips for when i make love for the first time?

- Asked by Male, 22-25


Painful Sex with very large Penis / Sex & Intimacy / 2:59 AM - Friday October 05, 2007 Back To Top

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I've just started dating a Black man and his penis is HUGE!! (at least 8 inches, if not more and wide as well). So sex is VERY painful (not pleasurable)for me, it feels like I'm getting pounded and almost ripped apart. Any suggestions? (besides more lube, more foreplay, partial penetration). Thanks

- Asked by Female, 46-55


ORAL / Sex & Intimacy / 2:30 AM - Friday October 05, 2007 Back To Top

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HAVE ANYONE EVER DID ORAL SEX TO YOUR BOYFRIEND

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 26-28, New Orleans, Student


Is Small Penis Size Why He Won't Have Sex? / Sex & Intimacy / 1:44 AM - Friday October 05, 2007 Back To Top

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I recently met a guy that I really, really like. We got intimate quickly. But, before that happened, he told me that he hadn't had sex with a woman for 4 years. I was a little surprised, and since we were not well acquainted at that time, I tried to keep it light by asking him if he was practicing to be a monk. He laughed in a good natured way, and certainly gave me no reason to think he might have issues with sex.

We finally spent the night together, and it was awesome. The problem is, after hours of foreplay, we didn't have sex. In fact every time we got close, he hesitated. Its a delicate subject, but I'm thinking its because his penis size is smaller than average. I looked this up on the internet, and he is about 3" with an erection. I have to admit, I hid my disappointment, but I don't even need to give wanting to be with him a thought. I straight up want to be with him sexually. The small size is something I notice, but
he's nice, kind, very masculine, very handsome, and has all the qualities I'd like in a partner.

The things he does in bed are great, better than any other man I've been with, but the fact is, I am eventually going to want to have sex with him, and often. We might be incompatible in that respect.

I really don't know how to approach the subject of having sex him, and if he has issues with his size, I'm afraid that talking about his reasons for not wanting to actually have intercourse might hurt his ego or feelings.

Does anyone have some advice? This is a man I really like, and who is an amazingly good person. The last thing I want to do is hurt his feelings.

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 36-45


Small Penis Size a Reason for Not Having Sex? / Sex & Intimacy / 1:28 AM - Friday October 05, 2007 Back To Top

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This question is for men who might suspect that they have smaller that average penis size, as well as for women who have encountered this kind of dating situation. I just don't know what to do...

I recently met a very cool guy that I like a lot. We got intimate quickly. I've wanted to have sex with him, but every time we got close to it, he pulled back. We've never did it. He had told me when we first met that he hadn't had sex with a woman in four years. Having some familiarity with his penis now, I wonder if his hesitation when he is with me might be due to his having a smaller penis size? I'm not an expert, but I did notice it was smaller than any guy I've ever been with. I can say that in the past, the smaller size may have been somewhat disappointing. But, with this guy, his size truly doesn't matter. I like the kind of person that he is, he's really nice, really kind, really masculine, and really handsome.

Do you think his size has something to do with his hesitation? I'm thinking that it does. He seems more than happy to do everything for me, but he gets hesitant when I try to reciprocate.

I know that size can be a delicate subject, I just don't know how to go about discussing why he won't have sex with me. I'd hate to say anything to make him feel inadequate. Any advice?

- Asked by delicatesubject, A Thinker, Female, 36-45


Rim jobs- for or against? / Sex & Intimacy / 3:07 PM - Thursday October 04, 2007 Back To Top

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alright ladies, let's be honest here. would you let someone lick your ass? would it be a turn on for you? i know some of you might think, how disgusting, but if given the chance, would you. i was having this discussion with some female friends (who brought up the subject, not me) and they said it was quite a turn on.

- Asked by A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 46-55, San Antonio, Who Cares?


Sexual history / Sex & Intimacy / 2:23 PM - Thursday October 04, 2007 Back To Top

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How old were you when you first kissed someone other than your parents? Hold old were you when you first got into some heavy petting? Hold old were you when you first touched a penis or vagina? What about when you lost your virginity? Now also thinking about the answers you just gave when did you become good at doing them?

For me I am not sure what age I was when I first kissed a girl but I was in second grade and me and my friend Danny would go off with two girls during recess and doing nothing but kiss the girls the whole time. I felt my first pair of breasts at 14 and man were they nice! 36C. Same age she let me finger her but I didnt loose my virginity until I was 21. I knew I would loose it to the girl I was with but just not that night. I am still working on the getting good part.

- Asked by A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 36-45, New York, Managerial


COUPLES FROM MUMBAI-INDIA / Sex & Intimacy / 8:33 AM - Thursday October 04, 2007 Back To Top

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r there any couples from mumbai who desires a 3 some sex with me??? I have a thick one and lasting long for about half an hour.....

- Asked by bombayboy, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Mumbai, Administrative


sex / Sex & Intimacy / 7:14 AM - Thursday October 04, 2007 Back To Top

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how do you get a chick in bed?

- Asked by Male, 22-25


masturbation / Sex & Intimacy / 4:02 AM - Thursday October 04, 2007 Back To Top

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does masturbation damage your health? i used to do it every day now not as mush but i am healing slower and my skin is dry ?

- Asked by Male, 22-25


mothers ruin / Family & Parenting / 6:09 PM - Wednesday October 03, 2007 Back To Top

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i chat online to a ukranian girl.She wears a c cup bra.She has two teenage daughters i asked if she would like them to grow to c cup too, she said no b cup cos thats a nice size.Do you think shes trying to lord it over her daughters ?

- Asked by An Intellectual Guy, Male, 56-65, Lawyer


No, this really DIDN'T happen!!............. / Sex & Intimacy / 6:06 PM - Wednesday October 03, 2007 Back To Top

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Okay, so I was simply snorting Aqua Net up my nostrils, and lighting a lighter by my nose, as I expelled the concoction, kinda' like a fire-breathing dragon...

And ya' know what happened????



I'll be DAMNED, if I didn't accidentally suck air IN instead of push it OUT, and now, I have no nose hairs, and all my snotballs have been crispy-fried, and are sticking to the insides of my nose!!!!


I was thinking about going to the hospital, but I don't wanna' have to go to counselling for substance abuse....


What does it mean?

Should I tell them?

Is it big enough?

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


Common baby issue SOLVED / Family & Parenting / 5:41 PM - Wednesday October 03, 2007 Back To Top

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FORGET THE REGULAR BABY CONSTIPATION REMEMDIES LIKE THESE:

Prunes
Those "insert" (Don't like the word)


TRY APPLE JUICE!!!

- Asked by A Creative, Female, 36-45, Artist / Musician / Writer


Comp probs! / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 1:17 PM - Wednesday October 03, 2007 Back To Top

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What do I do to download some kinda picture in my little square box?
I need a step by step detailed discription! THX

- Asked by dolphan, A Creative, Female, 36-45, Tampa, Food Service


lusty fruit / Sex & Intimacy / 9:22 AM - Wednesday October 03, 2007 Back To Top

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what do you think is the most phallic fruit or vegetable ?

- Asked by An Intellectual Guy, Male, 56-65, Lawyer


penis question #43 / Sex & Intimacy / 12:38 AM - Wednesday October 03, 2007 Back To Top

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do you find penis questions annoying?

- Asked by luckycowgirl, A Player, Female, Who Cares?, Celebrity


i love the penis / Sex & Intimacy / 1:56 AM - Monday October 01, 2007 Back To Top

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What qualifies as a "small penis"? Isn't this subjective? What is small for some is perfect for others. It's stupid to talk about big or small, it's all relative isn't it? Give me a definition of a small penis in a hard measurement. lol

- Asked by An Engaged Girl, Female, 36-45, Executive


untitled / Dating / 9:44 AM - Friday September 21, 2007 Back To Top

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My boyfriend told me that he thinks he is "cheating" me cos he can't say nice things to me spontaneously like I do to him and he said I deserve better and he said he just doesn't "feel" it and I felt he was telling me he didn't love me enough so I told him we should split up and now I am devastated. He said he would call me in a couple of days (4 days ago) and hasn't. I have to get over him, don't I?

- Asked by Female, 46-55


boobs / Diet & Health / 9:09 AM - Friday September 21, 2007 Back To Top

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My s/o offered to pay for breast implants.

Should I?

- Asked by Female, 36-45


Insertion problems / Sex & Intimacy / 6:32 AM - Friday September 21, 2007 Back To Top

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Sometimes, i have a real problem getting my penis inserted into the vagina...only with certain women.
What's up with that?

- Asked by Male, 56-65


I wonder.... / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:02 PM - Thursday September 20, 2007 Back To Top

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So, if everyone on here RIGHT NOW replied to this post with "Duhhh...", would it make the Top Ten, or are there other factors to be considered?

Update: September 21, 2007.
Well, it looks as if Elysicia was correct after all; I look at the top ten this morning, and "Duuuhhh" is nowhere to be found amongst it, even though if FAR outstripped the "winner", which only had 34 responses... I'd say we had close to 100 responses or so, but because "Duhh" apparently contains no real "substance", it was pulled. Actually, some of the responses were quite witty, and I would beg to differ that there was no real "substance" to them... maybe we should organize a revolt, and call it the "Duhhhh Rebellion", whereby all parties answer all dumb posts with the simple phrase, "Duhhh"... that way, even if OUR "Duhhh" never makes the top ten, we KNOW someone's dumb post shall, and "Duhhh" can live on, through THOSE posts, forever and EVER!!!! LONG LIVE THE DUHHHH!!!!! And, as Bartles & Jaymes said, "...and we thank you for your support.."

Update: September 20, 2007.
Okay Kids... we're at 49 so far... I need about another twenty or so, just to be safe.... "Duhhh" away!!!.....

Update: September 20, 2007.
C'mon, people!--We need about 40 more "Duhhhh"s on here, to make it!--I KNOW you can dooo eeett!!!!

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
Under the Heading of "Duhhhh...."


Why does the Bibe Contradict itself? / Sex & Intimacy / 4:19 AM - Wednesday September 19, 2007 Back To Top

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Can anyone explain these?

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God good to all, or just a few?
PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.

JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.


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War or Peace?
EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.

ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen.


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Who is the father of Joseph?
MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.


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Who was at the Empty Tomb? Is it:
MAT 28:1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre.

MAR 16:1 And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him.

JOH 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.


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Is Jesus equal to or lesser than?
JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.

JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.


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Which first--beasts or man?
GEN 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
GEN 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

GEN 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.


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The number of beasts in the ark
GEN 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.

GEN 7:8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth, GEN 7:9 There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.


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How many stalls and horsemen?
KI1 4:26 And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.

CH2 9:25 And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen; whom he bestowed in the chariot cities, and with the king at Jerusalem.


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Is it folly to be wise or not?
PRO 4:7 Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.

ECC 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

1 Cor.1:19: "For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and wil bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."


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Human vs. ghostly impregnation
ACT 2:30 Therefore being a prophet, and knowing that God had sworn with an oath to him, that of the fruit of his loins, according to the flesh, he would raise up Christ to sit on his throne;

MAT 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost .


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The sins of the father
ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.

DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.


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The bat is not a bird
LEV 11:13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
LEV 11:14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
LEV 11:15 Every raven after his kind;
LEV 11:16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
LEV 11:17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
LEV 11:18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
LEV 11:19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

DEU 14:11 Of all clean birds ye shall eat.
DEU 14:12 But these are they of which ye shall not eat: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
DEU 14:13 And the glede, and the kite, and the vulture after his kind,
DEU 14:14 And every raven after his kind,
DEU 14:15 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
DEU 14:16 The little owl, and the great owl, and the swan,
DEU 14:17 And the pelican, and the gier eagle, and the cormorant,
DEU 14:18 And the stork, and the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and t he bat.


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Rabbits do not chew their cud
LEV 11:6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

'Gerah', the term which appears in the MT means (chewed) cud, and also perhaps grain, or berry (also a 20th of a sheckel, but I think that we can agree that that is irrelevant here). It does *not* mean dung, and there is a perfectly adequate Hebrew word for that, which could have been used. Furthermore, the phrase translated 'chew the cud' in the KJV is more exactly 'bring up the cud'. Rabbits do not bring up anything; they let it go all the way through, then eat it again. The description given in Leviticus is inaccurate, and that's that. Rabbits do eat their own dung; they do not bring anything up and c hew on it.


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Insects do NOT have four feet
LEV 11:21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
LEV 11:22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
LEV 11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abominat ion unto you.


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Snails do not melt
PSA 58:8 As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.


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Fowl from waters or ground?
GEN 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
GEN 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that wa s the name thereof.


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Odd genetic engineering
GEN 30:39 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.


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The shape of the earth
ISA 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

MAT 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

Astromical bodies are spherical, and you cannot see the entire exterior surface from anyplace. The kingdoms of Egypt, China, Greece, Crete, sections of Asia Minor, India, Maya (in Mexico), Carthage (North Africa), Rome (Italy), Korea, and other settlements from these kingdoms of the world were widely distribute d.


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Snakes, while built low, do not eat dirt
GEN 3:14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou e at all the days of thy life:


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Earth supported?
JOB 26:7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.

JOB 38:4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.

Heaven supported too
JOB 26:11 The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at his reproof.


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The hydrological cycle
ECC 1:7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.

JOB 38:22 Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,

Sto rehouses are not part o f the cycle


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Order of creation
Here is the order in the first (Genesis 1), the Priestly tradition:

Day 1: Sky, Earth, light
Day 2: Water, both in ocean basins and above the sky(!)
Day 3: Plants
Day 4: Sun, Moon, stars (as calendrical and navigational aids)
Day 5: Sea monsters (whales), fish, birds, land animals, creepy-crawlies (reptiles, insects, etc.)
Day 6: Humans (apparently both sexes at the same time)
Day 7: Nothing (the Gods took the first day off anyone ever did)

Note that there are "days," "evenings," and "mornings" before the Sun was created. Here, the Deity is referred to as "Elohim," which is a plural, thus the literal translation, "the Gods." In this tale, the Gods seem satisfied with what they have done, saying after each step that "it was good."

The second one (Genesis 2), the Yahwist tradition, goes:

Earth and heavens (misty)
Adam, the first man (on a desolate Earth)
Plants
Animals
E ve, the first woman (fr om Adam's rib)


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How orderly were things created?
#1: Step-by-step. The only discrepancy is that there is no Sun or Moon or stars on the first three "days."
#2: God fixes things up as he goes. The first man is lonely, and is not satisfied with animals. God finally creates a woman for him. (funny thing tha t an omniscient god wou ld forget things)


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How satisfied with creation was he?
#1: God says "it was good" after each of his labors, and rests on the seventh day, evidently very satisfied.
#2: God has to fix up his creation as he goes, and he would certainly not be very satisfied with the disobedience of that primordial couple. (funny thing that an omniscient god would forget things)


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Moses' personality
Num.12:3: "Now the man Moses was very meek, above all the men which were upon the fact of the earth."

Num.31:14, 17, 18: "And Moses was wroth...And Moses said unto them, "Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman, ... But all the women children ... keep alive for yourselves."


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Righteous live?
Ps.92:12: "The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree."

Isa.57:1: "The rig hteous perisheth, and n o man layeth it to hear t."


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Acts 1:18: "Now this man (Judas) purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out."

Matt. 27:5-7: "And he (Judas) cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. And the c hief priests...bought w ith them the potter's f ield."


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Jesus' first sermon plain or mount?
Matt.5:1,2: "And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying...."
Luke6:17,20: "And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people...came to hear him.. And he lifted up his ey es on his disciples and said..."


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Jesus' last words
Matt.27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."

Luke23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."

John19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowe d his head, and gave up the ghost."


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Years of famine
II SAMUEL 24:13: So God came to David, and told him, and said unto him, shall SEVEN YEARS OF FAMINE come unto thee in thy land? or will thou flee three months before thine enemies, while they pursue. thee?

I CHRONICLES 21:11: SO God came to David, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Choose thee. Either THREE YEARS OF FAMINE or three months to be destryed before thy foes, while that the s word of thine enemies o vertaketh thee;


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Moved David to anger?
II SAMUEL 24: And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Isreal and Judah.

I CHRONICLES 21: And SAT AN stood up against Isr eal, and provoked David to number Israel.


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The GENEALOGY OF JESUS?
In two places in the New Testament the genealogy of Jesus son of Mary is mentioned. Matthew 1:6-16 and Luke 3:23-31. Each gives the ancestors of Joseph the CLAIMED husband of Mary and Step father of Jesus. The first one starts from Abraham(verse 2) all the way down to Jesus. The second one from Jesus all the way back to Adam. The only common name to these two lists between David and Jesus is JOSEPH, How can this be true? and also How can Jesus have a genealogy when al l Muslims and most Chri stians believe that Jes us had/has no father.


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God be seen?
Exod. 24:9,10; Amos 9:1; Gen. 26:2; and John 14:9
God CAN be seen:
"And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts." (Ex. 33:23)
"And the Lord spake to Moses face to face, as a man speaketh to his friend." (Ex. 33:11)
"For I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved." (Gen. 32:30)

God CANNOT be seen:
"No man hath seen God at any time." (John 1:18)
"And he said, Thou canst not see my face; for there shall no man see me and live." (Ex. 33:20)
"Wh om no man hath seen nor can see." (1 Tim. 6:16)


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CRUEL, UNMERCIFUL, DESTRUCTIVE, and FEROCIOUS or KIND, MERCIFUL, and GOOD:
"I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy." (Jer. 13:14) "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not, but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling."

"The Lord is very pitiful and of tender mercy." (James 5:11)
"For his mercy endureth forever." (1 Chron. 16:34)
"The Lord is good to all, and his tender m ercies are over all his works." (Ps. 145:9)
" God is love." (1 John 4:16)


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Tempts?
"And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham." (Gen 22:1)

"Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God; for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither temp teth he any man." (James 1:13)


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Judas died how?
"And he cast down the pieces of silver into the temple and departed, and went out and hanged himself." (Matt. 27:5)

"And falling headlong , he burst asunder in t he midst, and all of hi s bowels gushed out." (Acts 1:18)


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Ascend to heaven
"And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." (2 Kings 2:11)

"No man hath ascende d up to heaven but he t hat came down from heav en, ... the Son of Man." (John 3:13)


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What was Jesus' prediction regarding Peter's den ial?
Before the cock c row - Matthew 26:34

Before the cock crow twice - Mark 14:30


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How many times did the cock crow?
MAR 14:72 And the second time the cock crew. And Peter called to mind the word that Jesus said unto him, Before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice. And when he thought thereon, he wept.

MAT 26:74 Then began he to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the cock crew.
MAT 26:75 And Peter remembered the word of Jesus, which said unto him, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And he went out, and wept bitterly.

LUK 22:60 And Peter said, Man, I know not what thou sayest. And immediately, while he yet spake, the cock crew.
LUK 22:61 And the Lord turned, and looked upon Peter. And Peter remembered the word of the Lord, how he had said unto him, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

JOH 13:38 Jesus answered him, Wilt thou lay down thy life for my sake? Verily, verily, I say unto thee, The cock shall not crow, still thou has t denied me thrice.

JOH 18:27 Peter then de nied again: and immediately the cock crew.


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Who killed Saul
SA1 31:4 Then said Saul unto his armourbearer, Draw thy sword, and thrust me through therewith; lest these uncircumcised come and thrust me through, and abuse me. But his armourbearer would not; for he was sore afraid. Therefore Saul took a sword, and fell upon it.
SA1 31:5 And when his armourbearer saw that Saul was dead, he fell likewise upon his sword, and died with him.
SA1 31:6 So Saul died, and his three sons, and his armourbearer, and all his men, that same day together.
SA2 1:15 And David called one of the young men, and said, Go near, and fall upon him. And he smote him that he died.


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How many beatitudes in the Sermon on the Mount
MAT 5:3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
MAT 5:4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
MAT 5:5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
MAT 5:6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
MAT 5:7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
MAT 5:8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.
MAT 5:9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
MAT 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
MAT 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

LUK 6:20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.
LUK 6:21 Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh.
LUK 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
LUK 6:23 Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behol d, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets.


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Does every man sin?
KI1 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;

CH2 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;

PRO 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?

ECC 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

JO1 1:8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
JO1 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
JO1 1:10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.

JO1 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; fo r his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.


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Who bought potter's field
ACT 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out.
ACT 1:19 And it was known unto all the dwellers at Jerusalem; insomuch as that field is called in their proper tongue, Aceldama, that is to say, The field of blood.

MAT 27:6 And the chief priests took the silver pieces, and said, It is not lawful for to put them into the treasury, because it is the price of blood.
MAT 27:7 And they took counsel, and bought with them the potter's field, to bury strangers in.
MAT 27:8 Wherefore tha t field was called, The field of blood, unto this day.


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Who prophesied the po tter's field?
Matthew 27:9-10 (mentions Jerem y but no such verse in Jeremiah) is in Zechariah 11:12-13


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Who bears guilt?
GAL 6:2 Bear ye o ne another's burdens, a nd so fulfil the law of Christ.

GAL 6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden.


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Do you answer a fool?
PRO 26:4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.

PRO 26:5 Answer a f ool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.


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How many children did Michal, the daughter of Saul, have?
SA2 6:23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.

SA2 21:8 But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and th e five sons of Michal t he daughter of Saul, wh om she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:


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How old was Jehoiachin when he began to reign?
KI2 24:8 Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. And his mother's name was Nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem.

CH2 36:9 Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to rei gn, and he reigned thre e months and ten days i n Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD.


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M arriage?
Proverbs 18:22
1 Corinthians 7 (whole book. See 1,2,27,39,40)


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Did those with Saul/Paul at his conversion hear a voice?
ACT 9:7 And the men which journeyed with him stood speechless, hearing a voice, but seeing no man.

ACT 22: 9 And they that were wi th me saw indeed the li ght, and were afraid; but they heard not the voice of him that spake to me.


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Where was Jesus three days after his baptism?
MAR 1:12 And immediately the spirit drive th him into the wildern ess.

JOH 1:35 Again the next day after John stood, and two of his disciples;

(various trapsing)


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How many apostles were in office between the resurection and ascention?
1 Corinthians 15:5 (12)
Matthew 27:3-5 (minus one from 12)
Acts 1:9-26 (Mathias not elected until aft er resurrection)

MAT 28:16 Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them.


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Judging
1 Cor 2:15 "The spiritual man makes judgments about all things, but he himself is not subject to any man's judgment:" (NIV)

1 Cor 4:5 "Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and will expo se the motives of men's hearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God."


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Good deeds
Matt 5:16 "In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven." (NIV)

Matt 6:3-4 "But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may b e in secert. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you." (NIV)


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For or against?
MAT 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
(default is against)

MAR 9:40 For he that is not against us is on our part.
(default is for )

LUK 9:50 And Jesus said unto him, Forbid him not: for he that is not against us is for us.
(default is for)


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Whom did they see at the tomb?
MAT 28:2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it.
MAT 28:3 His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow:
MAT 28:4 And for fear of him the keepers did shake, and became as dead men.
MAT 28:5 And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified.

MAR 16:5 And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, clothed in a long white garment; and they were affrighted.

LUK 24:4 And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments:

JOH 20:12 And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the head, an d the other at the feet , where the body of Jes us had lain.

God change?
malachi 3:6
james 1:17
1 samuel 15:29
jonah 3:10
genesis 6:6


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Destruction of cities (what said was jeremiah was zechariah)
MAT 27:9 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying, And they took the thirty pieces of silve r, the price of him tha t was valued, whom they of the children of Israel did value;

zechariah 11:11-13
(nothing in Jeremiah remo tely like)


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Who's sepulchers
acts 7:16
ge nesis 23:17,18


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Strong drink?
proverbs 31:6,7
john 2:11-11


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When second coming?
MAT 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

MAR 13:30 Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, ti ll all these things be done.

LUK 21:32 Veri ly I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.

1 thessalonians 4:15- 18


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Solomon's overseers
550 in I Kings 9:23
250 in II Chron 8:10


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The mother of Abijah:
Maachah the daughter of Absalom 2 Chron 9:20

Michaiah the daughter of Uriel 2 Chron 13:2


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When did Baasha die?
26th year of the reign of Asa I Kings 16:6-8

36th year of the reign of Asa I 2 Chron 16:1


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How old was Ahaziah when he began to reign?
22 in 2 Kings 8:26

42 in 2 Chron 22:2


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Who was Josiah's successor?
Jehoahaz - 2 Chron 36:1

Sh allum - Jeremiah 22:11


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The differences in the census figures of Ezra and Nehemiah.

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What was the color of the robe placed on Jesus during his trial?
scarlet - Matthew 27:28

purple John 19:2


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What did they give him to drink?
vinegar - Matthew 27:34

wine with myrrh - Mark 15:23


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How long was Jesus in the tomb?
Depends where you look; Matthew 12:40 gives Jesus prophesying that he will spend "three days and three nights in the heart of the earth," and Mark 10:34 has "after three days (meta treis emeras) he will rise again." As far as I can see from a quick look, the prophecies have "after three days," but the post-Resurrection narratives have "on the third day."

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Penis size / Sex & Intimacy / 2:20 PM - Wednesday September 12, 2007 Back To Top

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The Jena Six --controversial topic--beware. / Sex & Intimacy / 4:39 AM - Wednesday September 12, 2007 Back To Top

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this case isnt about a white group on black group fight.

it is about a black group on one white boy. one incident.

actually, the white boys beating the black guy was another separate incident. the white man and 3 black boys in a fight over a rifle was one separate incident. they involved some of the same people, but were not the same incidents.

i live close to jena, and i know the whole story. here are the facts.

just as certain cliques in any school do, a certain group of white people usually congregated under one tree. one day a black boy "asked" the school's administrators (not sure which one) if he could sit under the tree. completely stupid to ask, there is no law preventing him! anwyay he sat under the tree. in a completely rude gesture, three nooses painted in school colors were hung from a branch in the tree. the boys who did it were expelled, but that was reversed. to me, it was a joke. a cruel one, and totally unneccesary, which deserved punishment, but not being expelled!

people say that event led to a series of fights eventually culmonating in the fight that landed the jena 6 in jail.

they say that after the nooses were hung, a group of black boys stood under the tree "in protest." which, i understand they were angry at the racially fired noose hanging. BUT if they had their heads on straight, they would have realised that they are way above racial pranks and all of that bullshit, and would have attempted to be peaceful. those white boys are just as much to blame as the black ones, but in situations like this, people get more and more to the extreme. i agree that if they dont get along, just be done with it, and not try to cause any problems. after all, it's only high school!!!

but the websites out there saying a DA told the kids that blacks are supposed to be on one side, and whites on another, well that is partially true, but completely out of context. all the man was saying was that since the people from each race can't get along, why don't they STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.

in an immature act of violence, a black boy was invited to a "white" dance, and as soon as he walked in he was beat up. one of the boys was arrested, given probation, and asked to apologize.

the next night, a white man and some friends pulled a rifle on the same boy that was beat up. the black boy and some friends got the gun from the white man, and were charged with theft, and the white man went free. that was wrong--the white man should have been charged too.

the next monday, a confrontation between a white student, and the one who had been beat up and accosted with a rifle the past weekend, ensued, and the white boy was beaten up badly enough to have to go to the hospital. the black boy hadnt gone to the hospital either time. the white boy was in the hospital for only a few hours, before he was seen socializing with friends.

now, that is not necessarily a bad thing. i had acute atypical appendicitis--enough to where my appendix almost could not be taken out through the scope. i had no symptoms except mild pain, but my appendicitis was so bad it almost KILLED me. i had emergency surgery on a fri night/sat morning, released sunday, and was back in college classes on tuesday, after staying home monday because my mother insisited that i do so even though she does not even live with me. i went to a luncheon less than 5 days after my surgery, at the hospital. just because i was severely medically injured, does not mean that i was unable to carry on with my life. i did not overextend myself. but i was not a hermit either.

i quote a website, "When three white students in Jena committed this hate crime, hanging three nooses from the “white tree,” they evoked the ugly history of slavery, segregation, lynching, and police brutality to threaten the lives of Black students at their school. The “white tree” stands in Jena, Louisiana. "

first off, hanging a knotted rope from a tree doesnt threaten anyone's life. not remotely. it represents hate from the past, but it does not threaten anyone's life. and the so-called "white tree" is only called such by the black students. not the white students. same treatment a white man gets for taking a shortcut through the so-called "black" part of town, not by his own words, but because the men who yell at him from their houses saying a white man does not belong there cause he is white. and is this different??

they say the one that was convicted was judged by an all-white jury, and a white judge. that IS unfair jury selection, but then again in voir dire of a court trial's proceedings, the lawyers for both sides can have people dismissed from the jury. dismissing some people because the jury was all-white proves a potentially racially biased verdict. a viable reason to reselect a jury. and dont say the boy didnt have alawyer. law requires that someone charged criminally have a lawyer whether they can afford one or not. they didn't have the jury reselected, so it is not the court's fault that the random numbers pulled for jury duty, from a predominantly white area, happened to be white. they dont pick 12 people for jury duty. they pick many, and 12 are chosen. feedin a line of bullshit.

the prosecutor called 16 witnesses, mostly white, and the court appointed defense attorney called none. if they claim the defense isn't trying hard enough, the boy being defended has a legal right to request a new attorney!! more crap!!

and jackson and sharpton showing up to support the jena 6--a load of crap. he spent maybe 15 minutes with the boy who was in jail. enough time to "pray" and get his face shown with the boy, then he left. the boy was still in prison. if the NAACP cared so much about this boy, why not post his bail from the millions they have in their bank accounts!!

i agree with people saying that the man with the rifle and the boy who beat up the black boy at the party should have been punished more severely. but just because those people were not punished severely for their crimes, doesnt mean these boys should not be. just like the crap about paris and lindsey getting small sentences and foxy getting a year. yeah, foxy deserves a year for her crimes. paris and lindsey deserved more for theirs but got less. but instead of reducing the sentences on people who feel that others were undercharged, give them their proper punishments, and start giving the others their proper punishments too@@@@

anyway. that's all i know. feel free to comment.

Update: September 12, 2007.
i first will RESTATE what i have been trying to get across. i do NOT agree with the harsh punishments of the black boys for beating the white boy. but the still committed a crime, and need to be punished ADEQUATELY, but not to the extent they are being charged. i also will re-state that the white boys that got off easily for beating up the boy and the rifle assult should have had a more severe and adequate punishment for their crime. just because the white boys did not get punished does not mean the black boys shouldnt. do the crime, do the time. 'nuff said. now in response to msheartbeat: you have COMPLETELY misunderstood me. my facts are correct. as a matter of fact i looked up several articles and the save jena 6 website itself. i don't see the nooses as a mere prank. it WAS cruel and unjust. but just cause the nooses were hanging from a tree doesn't mean "we are going to kill you." to me, a threat is a comment that is intent to harm. i'm not saying i agree with the boys' charges. but the black boys aren't in jail because they stole a white man's gun. they beat up a white kid. at school. what happened at a private party? who knows! i guarantee that it was unfair to the black boy. the white boy should be punished. and the incident with the rifle, the white should be punished as well. but then again, the places the fights took place at were not so heavily monitored. plus fighting on school grounds lands you a more severe punishment than fighting somewhere else. no, they should not be charged so severe. but just because the "white boys" did not get punished sufficiently, does not mean that the "black boys" should go unpunished as well, to make it "fair". if we go around not punishing people because others aren't punished, then what's the fecking use of the judicial system. the black boys should have reduced sentences like assault or battery, as should the white boys have increased sentences for what they did. but dropping charges on boys who committed a crime, just because charges weren't filed on boys who did, is a complete injustice. instead of dropping those charges, increase the punishment of the ones who were let off easily. and how dare you lump me in with the stupid racist people of the south and say that what i do "affects people" you do not know me. i was raised in the north, so keep your bigotry to yourself, and try and realize that i was not saying anything racial at all. i see this issue from both sides. not the white or black side. but the criminal (white and black both) vs judicial system. you are so completely blinded by race, that it is not funny. you are probably one of those people who sees any mention of the word "black" or "race" and sees it automatically as an insult to your heritage just because of the context they used to be used as. i am not saying those boys deserve the death penalty. you are totally stupid yourself for misinterpreting my comment. you live in the past, based on your phrase "were lynched" that's right. past tense. think to the future. if those nooses were meant to be a threat to those black boys' lives, then there would have been three boys hanging from them. every "fact" you stated that you claim i missed, is in my post, and if you'd go back and read it like a LOGICAL person, instead of skimming through and only noticing things you take out of context as racial comments, maybe you'd NOTICE that.

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I would totally let britney spears poop on me.
Poops I did it again

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lacking / Dating / 12:16 AM - Monday September 10, 2007 Back To Top

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a little personal..but here it goes..my friend came back from her extended trip with a new bf...my husband and I met them at dinner tonight..I asked her if it's love..and she told me he has a thin...you know...
She said they have a lot of chemistry..but he's lacking in that..you know..department..and she just doesn't know if she can be with someone like that...

What are you thoughts?..Is it just personal choice..or shallow?

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THE TEN STORIES ARE FOR SCHOOL SO PLEASE ANSWER / Diet & Health / 9:59 PM - Sunday September 09, 2007 Back To Top

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STORY ONE: Is Carlys mom saying that Carly was overweight before and now Carly is skinny or is Carly reading too much into this: STORY : Carly is THIN and A FEW DAYS AGO when Carly came home from work she changed into a tee-shirt but wore the same pants she wore to work. Carlys mom asked her as they sat down to eat if Carly lost weight, and Carly said no, but this upset Carly. Carly said to her mom that her mom always tells Carly she looks beautiful. Her mom said you do look beautiful but your pants look bigger. And she told Carly that Carly is skinny enough.”. (OK KEEP IN MIND THAT LAST WEEK WHEN CARLY AND HER MOM WENT TO VISIT CARLY’S AUNT IN ANOTHER STATE THEY TOOK THE BUS. (CARLYS AUNT GAVE A DESCRIPTION OF CARLY TO THE CAB DRIVER PICKING CARLY AND HER MOM UP AT THE BUS DEPOT BY SAYNG CARLY IS VERY SKINNY. (AND THE LAST TIME THE AUNT SAW CARLY WAS A YEAR AGO.)

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STORY TWO: ANOTHER QUESTION IS AM ASKING AFTER YOU READ THE STORY IS WHY would SANDY (a chunky girl ) tell MARY (a thin girl who is always told by strangers, relatives, friends she is thin/skinny, looks like a size 4) that Sandy thinks Mary is average and size 8,then pauses and adds in size 10. MARY (who is THE friend I am asking about) IS UPSET AS TO WHY SANDY WOULD SAY WHAT SHE SAID WHEN EVERYONE IS ALWAYS TELLING MARY SHE IS THIN/SKINNY AND SINGLE DIGIT SIZE. HERE IS THE STORY: Mary (very thin) and Sandy (chunky)met in the hallway, Mary told Sandy she got a parking spot right across the street. Sandy said to Mary Exercise. And the reason Sandy said she mentioned exercise because she is concerned about her heart. Mary decided to ask; Sandy do you think I am thin; As Sandy was putting stuff away Sandy replied to Mary; You are average, size 8 paused and added size 10;Mary left and went back to her desk. Four co-workers saw Mary and asked Mary what was wrong Mary told them the story. Her co-workers said to her; Mary you are thin/skinny and cannot be more than a size 4, and not more than 110 pounds. Then Mary said; So why did Sandy say average and size 10 if everyone sees me as skinny/thin size 4;They replied; Sandy is jealous; Do you agree/concur with Marys friends? Here are some things her co-workers and friends said after Sandys remark: Audrey: Mary you are so skinny Billy: Mary you are thin. Jill: No wonder Mary you are so skinny Tom: Mary you cannot weigh more than 100lbs Yvette: Thin I want to feel you Mary Sara: Mary you are thin Petunia: Thin not just saying that you Mary are thin - cannot weigh more than 90lbs Doris: How do you Mary stay so thin and you have to be a size 4; Joanne: Mary you are so thin Leslie: Mary is a thin person Helen: How skinny do you Mary want to be Arlene: He is a big man, however, you Mary I can push Iola: Mary you are very thin

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STORY THREE: MY QUESTION: after you read the story: DO you agree with Susan that all Kerry is saying is that Patti is thin with shape STORY: The two players are Kerry and Patti. Kerry and Patti who were having a conversation about many things and then all of a sudden the following happened. Kerry said: Patti I think you are a size 5/6 in clothing, even the temp that works for me said you have to be a 5/6 in clothing. Patti didn't say anything. Kerry said; you have hips, but they are NOT big. Look at my hips, my hips are big yours are not; Patti just listened and didn't say anything.. At 5:00PM as Kerri ,Patti and Susan walked to their cars together Kerry told Patti again that Patti looks like a 5/6 in clothing. Patti asked Susan (a person who witnessed the conversation) Does Kerry think I have big hips; Susan replied; No Kerry does not. Kerry even told you that she doesn't think you have big hips. All Kerry is saying is you are thin with shape. "

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STORY FOUR: MY QUESTION after you read the story: Did I give the right answer? STORY: My friend Peggy was out sick for two days in a row with food poisoning. When Peggy came back to work she met Tania by the ladies room at 9AM. Tania said; girl you are skinny, you lost weight. Peggy thought Tania was implying that Tania never thought Peggy was skinny before her two day illness (everyone is always telling Peggy she is skinny - all of her). Anyway around 3PM Peggy was in Tanias office and Peggy asked Tania did Tania think that Peggy still looked sick and does Tania think Peggy look pale. Tania said Peggy you do look pale. Then Peggy said to Tania did Tania think Peggy looks drawn like Tania told Peggy earlier. And Tania said she didnt say that. What Tania said she said was that Peggys face looked like it lost weight and when one isnt smiling and one looks pale their face looks thinner. That night Peggy called me on the telephone and told me the story and asked me was Tania implying that she never thought Peggy was skinny before her two day illness. And I told Peggy that Tania wasnt saying that at all, all Tania said was that Peggys face looked skinnier.

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STORY FIVE: MY QUESTION after you read the story:: Do you agree/concur with Ramona's friends that Ramona should not be bent out of shape because the clerk could not see what she looked like due to the fact she was standing behind the partition and all he could see was her neck and face and she was wearing a coat. Ramona and the store clerk are the two people in the story. THERE AREABSOLUTELY NO SECURITY CAMERAS OR MIRRORS. STORY: Ramona came in and purchased her herb tablets. She asked him how much should one take. The clerk said to her that most women should weigh a 160 pounds, however, she weighs a little less so she can take less. The little less bothered her so she asked him to clarify what he thought she weighs he said 130 pounds. She replied you don't even know what I look like and he remarked that I see you come in here; Telling her that he thought she weighed 130 upset her because everyone always tells her that she looks like she weighs 110 or less.Also keep in mind that he wasn't facing her when he said this and there was a partition blocking his view of her so all he saw was her face and neck. When Ramona told her friends the story all of Ramona's friends said she should not be upset because when the clerk made the comment she was standing behind a partition and all he could see was her neck and face and Ramona was wearing a coat. KEEP IN MIND THE FOLLOWING:(1)RAMONA WAS WEARING A COATWHEN SHE CAME INTO THE STORE THAT DAY(2)LATER ON WHEN THECONVERSATION TOOK PLACE SHE WAS STANDING BEHIND A PARTITIONAND ALL THE CLERK COULD SEE WAS HER NECK AND FACE(3KEEPIN MIND EVERY ONE ALWAYS TELLS RAMONA SHE IS THIN/SKINNY ANDWEIGHS NO MORE THAN 110 POUNDS(4)THE CLERK ONLY SAW RAMONA ATOTAL OF FIVE TIMES SPREAD OUT OVER THE YEAR AND EVERY TIME HE SAW HER SHE WAS WEARING A COAT:(5)There are absolutely no cameras or mirrors

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STORY SIX: MY QUESTION after you read the story: Do you concur with Colettes friends that Josie only said; Well; in a hesitant voice was because Josie never saw Colette standing, Josie only saw Colette sitting so Josie never realized how thin Colette is. STORY: Colette (who is very thin) went to a coffee shop for lunch and a girl who is there was eating lunch with her brother. The girl who is mentally challenged saw Colette eating a bagel and cream cheese and said; You shouldnt eat that;. The brother explained that his sister just came from a nutrition lecture. Colette told a co-worker the story and said; Do I look fat; The co-worker said; Colette you are very thin.; Later on Colette went to make Xerox copies of a report. Colette was standing on one side of the Xerox machine and Josie on the other and all they could see of one another was from the waist up. Colette and Josie exchanged small talk and then Colette said; Josie do you think I am thin?; Josie hesitantly said; Well, and then decided not to wait to make copies. Colette finished making copies went back to her desk. Late afternoon Colette got up to do something and Josie ran over and said to Colette; I only saw you sitting down, my god you are thin.; Colette that night got together with a few friends and in passing told them what transpired between she and Josie and all Colettes friends said ;the only reason Josie said; Well; in a hesitant voice was because Josie never saw you (Colette) standing she (Josie) only saw you (Colette) sitting so she (Josie) never realized how thin you (Colette) are and she (Josie) even admitted when she (Josie) saw you (Colette) standing that you (Colette) are thin.;

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STORY SEVEN: MY QUESTION: after you read the story: Did I give Patricia the right answer. STORY: Today at work an elderly customer asked Patricia if she lost weight and Patricia told her no. The customer said that Patricias face looked like she lost weight, but maybe Patricia was tired. Then as they started to walk toward Patricias coworkers desk the elderly customer told Patricia that Patricia is so skinny. Patricia said to her that that Patricia was always skinny. The elderly customer replied you are like me you lose weight in face but gain in stomach. The stomach part bothered Patricia. Patricia said to the elderly customer that Patricia is skinny everywhere. The elderly customer told Patricia that Patricia is skinny every where. That the elderly customer does not want Patricia to get fat but Patricia should gain five pounds. The elderly customer said that the elderly customers stomach is big since the elderly customer retired. And that the elderly customer thinks Patricia is skinny every where and she said that even Patricias hands are tiny as well. Patricia called me and told me the story and I told her that all the woman is saying that it looked Patricia lost weight in the face and Patricia is skinny everywhere including Patricias stomach, but the elderly lady has a big stomach.

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STORY EIGHT: MY QUESTION after you read the story DO you agree with what we said to Lucy? STORY: My friend Lucy was sitting at the dining room table with her cousin Eileen. Eileen turned to Lucy and said: Lucy you are a size 8 in clothes and Lucy replied; Yes I am.” Eileen said: I thought you are a size 8 but I could not remember if you told me you are a size 8 or 10. The next day Lucy told me and few of our other friends what Eileen said and Lucy asked us does my cousin think I am higher than a size 8 and we told her that no that Eileen does not think that at all

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STORY NINE: MY QUESTION after you read the story do you agree with Jennifer’s friends? STORY: Lets say two people (Katie and Jennifer) worship in the same place. However, they really don’t come in contact with one another in the place of worship or any other place for that matter, but one day they meet in the parking lot in the shopping center in town. And Katie says (in a surprised voice) Jennifer you are so skinny. However, Jennifer is/was always skinny. And when Jennifer told her friends what Katy said her friends said to Jennifer: Katie never looked at you ever so that day in the parking lot she finally saw what you looked like and until that day she never realized how thin you are

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STORY TEN: MY QUESTION after you read the story is do you agree with Mimis friends: STORY: Mimi is a size 6 but LOOKS SMALLER and she went to a flea market and a woman was trying to sell a pair of jeans. The woman turned to Mimi and said you are a size 10 ;my daughter is a size 10. That night when Mimi went home she told her friends what the vendor said and her friends said to her: the vendor just wants to sell her jeans, she would say the same thing to a size 2.

- Asked by lover454, An Engaged Girl, Female, 56-65


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 11:09 AM - Sunday September 09, 2007 Back To Top

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My Penis Length is Much Low i.e. 3" only Then What Can Do For Growing That size?

- Asked by rafique, A Guy Critical, Male, 29-35, Mumbai


math / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10:20 AM - Sunday September 09, 2007 Back To Top

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Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=1234567898765 4321



Now, take a look at this...

101%


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:


What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER
100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these
questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



If:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%




But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%



Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just the way I did.





- Asked by nowornever, A Thinker, Female, 66 or older, Financial / Banking


NASCAR @ RICHMOND / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:41 PM - Saturday September 08, 2007 Back To Top

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NASCAR AT RICHMOND!!!

WHO WILL TAKE THE CHECKERED FLAG AT RICHMOND TONIGHT?

Whether you are a race fan or not you can still play. Just pick the driver you think will win tonights race. You have a 1 in 43 chance to win!

The first three to get the CORRECT driver will get a Star.

Good luck EVERYBODY.


Starting Line Up: Driver and Number in order of qualification.

48 Jimmie Johnson

24 Jeff Gordon

5 Kyle Busch

12 Ryan Newman

11 Denny Hamlin

99 Carl Edwards

20 Tony Stewart

6 David Ragan

19 Elliott Sadler

43 Bobby Labonte

31 Jeff Burton

26 Jamie McMurray

13 29 Kevin Harvick

2 Kurt Busch

42 Juan Montoya

10 Scott Riggs

9 Kasey Kahne

17 Matt Kenseth

01 Mark Martin

07 Clint Bowyer

8 Dale Earnhardt Jr.

88 Kenny Wallace

25 Casey Mears

00 David Reutimann

41 Reed Sorenson

40 David Stremme

84 A.J. Allmendinger

83 Brian Vickers

22 Dave Blaney

45 Kyle Petty

78 Joe Nemechek

44 Dale Jarrett

66 Jeff Green

96 Tony Raines

70 Johnny Sauter

18 J.J. Yeley

16 Greg Biffle

15 Paul Menard

7 Robby Gordon

1 Martin Truex Jr.

38 David Gilliland

21 Bill Elliott

49 John Andretti

Update: September 08, 2007.
Great turnout this week everybody and thanks to ALL who played! You guys make it fun! ;0)

Update: September 08, 2007.
Top Ten: Jimmie Johnson, Tony Stewart, David Ragan, Jeff Gordon, Johnny Sauter, Denny Hamlin, Kevin Harvick, Kasey Kahne, Kurt Bush, and J.J. Yeley.

Update: September 08, 2007.
JIMMIE JOHNSON WINS @ RICHMOND! Stars awarded to: chessplayer, imissit, and ladeebee for the little guy!

Update: September 08, 2007.
I apologize to all who got this last noter. It was strickly meant for hkevdog4783.

Update: September 08, 2007.
If you don't want to play, don't, but there's no need to be an ass yourself.

- Asked by ivoryfresh, A Thinker, Female, 56-65, Retired


Who am I? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:13 PM - Saturday September 08, 2007 Back To Top

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•I attacked and took over 2 countries.

•I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

•I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).

•I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

•I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

•In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).

•After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

•I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.

•In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

•I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.

•I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

•I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.

•I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

•I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

•I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

•I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

•I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

•Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her for a while.)

•I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

•I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

•I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

•I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security

•I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).

•I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

•I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

•I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

•I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

•I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

•I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

•I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

•The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

•I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

•I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

•I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

•I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

•I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

•I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
• I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine
(Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

•I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

•I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

•All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

•All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

•All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

•Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

http://www.bordergate wayprotocol.net/jon/med ia/bush/

- Asked by Male, 29-35


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 7:12 PM - Friday September 07, 2007 Back To Top

Text:
Has anyone ever been tickled, laughed, or just away from a bathroom too long that you wet your pants?

- Asked by Male, 29-35


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 3:53 PM - Friday September 07, 2007 Back To Top

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Is there anyway for a male to gain a bigger dick size. Either through pills or even an operation that is effective?

- Asked by Male, 29-35


hottie / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3:35 PM - Friday September 07, 2007 Back To Top

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the good looking Bush daughter isn't married. How can I write her?

- Asked by Male, 66 or older


male camel toe / Sex & Intimacy / 8:52 AM - Friday September 07, 2007 Back To Top

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Male camel toe. Here's my problem, I have a really nicely define cock. It's big, thick and long. No matter what I wear, it really shows though my pants. What should I do??? I want women to notice and love me for my personality

- Asked by A Mr. Married Guy, Male, 46-55, New York, Consulting


Tito / Sex & Intimacy / 11:55 PM - Thursday September 06, 2007 Back To Top

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i am male 21 years old single i didn't make love before that is not because i have any problem but its because i have a lot of rules in my life never make love with any one until my love i must to find here and my penis is 6 inches and 4 cm width can you tell me is that size good or not because i want to be great when i find my love maby i can find her here so tell me ? that is my email if you want to talk with me
tito _taher 101@ hotmail.com

- Asked by titoo, A Guy Critical, Male, 29-35, Student


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 7:27 PM - Thursday September 06, 2007 Back To Top

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Has anyone ever wet their pants on a date or in public and if so, what was the reaction?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 29-35


hot or cold / Sex & Intimacy / 6:14 PM - Thursday September 06, 2007 Back To Top

Text:
what does cum tasted like

- Asked by Male, 46-55


female wanted now / Sex & Intimacy / 7:35 AM - Thursday September 06, 2007 Back To Top

Text:
i need phone, now.

- Asked by Male, 46-55


size of penis / Sex & Intimacy / 11:22 PM - Wednesday September 05, 2007 Back To Top

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i am 45 yrs old man and my penis is only 3.5 inch do i able to satisfy a women. and what can i do to make my penis large

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 46-55, Financial / Banking


thanks for answers in advance / Diet & Health / 11:05 PM - Wednesday September 05, 2007 Back To Top

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STORY ONE: Is Carlys mom saying that Carly was overweight before and now Carly is skinny or is Carly reading too much into this: STORY : Carly is THIN and A FEW DAYS AGO when Carly came home from work she changed into a tee-shirt but wore the same pants she wore to work. Carlys mom asked her as they sat down to eat if Carly lost weight, and Carly said no, but this upset Carly. Carly said to her mom that her mom always tells Carly she looks beautiful. Her mom said you do look beautiful but your pants look bigger. And she told Carly that Carly is skinny enough.”. (OK KEEP IN MIND THAT LAST WEEK WHEN CARLY AND HER MOM WENT TO VISIT CARLY’S AUNT IN ANOTHER STATE THEY TOOK THE BUS. (CARLYS AUNT GAVE A DESCRIPTION OF CARLY TO THE CAB DRIVER PICKING CARLY AND HER MOM UP AT THE BUS DEPOT BY SAYNG CARLY IS VERY SKINNY. (AND THE LAST TIME THE AUNT SAW CARLY WAS A YEAR AGO.)
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STORY TWO: ANOTHER QUESTION IS AM ASKING AFTER YOU READ THE STORY IS WHY would SANDY (a chunky girl ) tell MARY (a thin girl who is always told by strangers, relatives, friends she is thin/skinny, looks like a size 4) that Sandy thinks Mary is average and size 8,then pauses and adds in size 10. MARY (who is THE friend I am asking about) IS UPSET AS TO WHY SANDY WOULD SAY WHAT SHE SAID WHEN EVERYONE IS ALWAYS TELLING MARY SHE IS THIN/SKINNY AND SINGLE DIGIT SIZE. HERE IS THE STORY: Mary (very thin) and Sandy (chunky)met in the hallway, Mary told Sandy she got a parking spot right across the street. Sandy said to Mary Exercise. And the reason Sandy said she mentioned exercise because she is concerned about her heart. Mary decided to ask; Sandy do you think I am thin; As Sandy was putting stuff away Sandy replied to Mary; You are average, size 8 paused and added size 10;Mary left and went back to her desk. Four co-workers saw Mary and asked Mary what was wrong Mary told them the story. Her co-workers said to her; Mary you are thin/skinny and cannot be more than a size 4, and not more than 110 pounds. Then Mary said; So why did Sandy say average and size 10 if everyone sees me as skinny/thin size 4;They replied; Sandy is jealous; Do you agree/concur with Marys friends? Here are some things her co-workers and friends said after Sandys remark: Audrey: Mary you are so skinny Billy: Mary you are thin. Jill: No wonder Mary you are so skinny Tom: Mary you cannot weigh more than 100lbs Yvette: Thin I want to feel you Mary Sara: Mary you are thin Petunia: Thin not just saying that you Mary are thin - cannot weigh more than 90lbs Doris: How do you Mary stay so thin and you have to be a size 4; Joanne: Mary you are so thin Leslie: Mary is a thin person Helen: How skinny do you Mary want to be Arlene: He is a big man, however, you Mary I can push Iola: Mary you are very thin
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STORY THREE: MY QUESTION: after you read the story: DO you agree with Susan that all Kerry is saying is that Patti is thin with shape STORY: The two players are Kerry and Patti. Kerry and Patti who were having a conversation about many things and then all of a sudden the following happened. Kerry said: Patti I think you are a size 5/6 in clothing, even the temp that works for me said you have to be a 5/6 in clothing. Patti didn't say anything. Kerry said; you have hips, but they are NOT big. Look at my hips, my hips are big yours are not; Patti just listened and didn't say anything.. At 5:00PM as Kerri ,Patti and Susan walked to their cars together Kerry told Patti again that Patti looks like a 5/6 in clothing. Patti asked Susan (a person who witnessed the conversation) Does Kerry think I have big hips; Susan replied; No Kerry does not. Kerry even told you that she doesn't think you have big hips. All Kerry is saying is you are thin with shape. "
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STORY FOUR: MY QUESTION after you read the story: Did I give the right answer? STORY: My friend Peggy was out sick for two days in a row with food poisoning. When Peggy came back to work she met Tania by the ladies room at 9AM. Tania said; girl you are skinny, you lost weight. Peggy thought Tania was implying that Tania never thought Peggy was skinny before her two day illness (everyone is always telling Peggy she is skinny - all of her). Anyway around 3PM Peggy was in Tanias office and Peggy asked Tania did Tania think that Peggy still looked sick and does Tania think Peggy look pale. Tania said Peggy you do look pale. Then Peggy said to Tania did Tania think Peggy looks drawn like Tania told Peggy earlier. And Tania said she didnt say that. What Tania said she said was that Peggys face looked like it lost weight and when one isnt smiling and one looks pale their face looks thinner. That night Peggy called me on the telephone and told me the story and asked me was Tania implying that she never thought Peggy was skinny before her two day illness. And I told Peggy that Tania wasnt saying that at all, all Tania said was that Peggys face looked skinnier.
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STORY FIVE: MY QUESTION after you read the story:: Do you agree/concur with Ramona's friends that Ramona should not be bent out of shape because the clerk could not see what she looked like due to the fact she was standing behind the partition and all he could see was her neck and face and she was wearing a coat. Ramona and the store clerk are the two people in the story. THERE AREABSOLUTELY NO SECURITY CAMERAS OR MIRRORS. STORY: Ramona came in and purchased her herb tablets. She asked him how much should one take. The clerk said to her that most women should weigh a 160 pounds, however, she weighs a little less so she can take less. The little less bothered her so she asked him to clarify what he thought she weighs he said 130 pounds. She replied you don't even know what I look like and he remarked that I see you come in here; Telling her that he thought she weighed 130 upset her because everyone always tells her that she looks like she weighs 110 or less.Also keep in mind that he wasn't facing her when he said this and there was a partition blocking his view of her so all he saw was her face and neck. When Ramona told her friends the story all of Ramona's friends said she should not be upset because when the clerk made the comment she was standing behind a partition and all he could see was her neck and face and Ramona was wearing a coat. KEEP IN MIND THE FOLLOWING:(1)RAMONA WAS WEARING A COATWHEN SHE CAME INTO THE STORE THAT DAY(2)LATER ON WHEN THECONVERSATION TOOK PLACE SHE WAS STANDING BEHIND A PARTITIONAND ALL THE CLERK COULD SEE WAS HER NECK AND FACE(3KEEPIN MIND EVERY ONE ALWAYS TELLS RAMONA SHE IS THIN/SKINNY ANDWEIGHS NO MORE THAN 110 POUNDS(4)THE CLERK ONLY SAW RAMONA ATOTAL OF FIVE TIMES SPREAD OUT OVER THE YEAR AND EVERY TIME HE SAW HER SHE WAS WEARING A COAT:(5)There are absolutely no cameras or mirrors
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STORY SIX: MY QUESTION after you read the story: Do you concur with Colettes friends that Josie only said; Well; in a hesitant voice was because Josie never saw Colette standing, Josie only saw Colette sitting so Josie never realized how thin Colette is. STORY: Colette (who is very thin) went to a coffee shop for lunch and a girl who is there was eating lunch with her brother. The girl who is mentally challenged saw Colette eating a bagel and cream cheese and said; You shouldnt eat that;. The brother explained that his sister just came from a nutrition lecture. Colette told a co-worker the story and said; Do I look fat; The co-worker said; Colette you are very thin.; Later on Colette went to make Xerox copies of a report. Colette was standing on one side of the Xerox machine and Josie on the other and all they could see of one another was from the waist up. Colette and Josie exchanged small talk and then Colette said; Josie do you think I am thin?; Josie hesitantly said; Well, and then decided not to wait to make copies. Colette finished making copies went back to her desk. Late afternoon Colette got up to do something and Josie ran over and said to Colette; I only saw you sitting down, my god you are thin.; Colette that night got together with a few friends and in passing told them what transpired between she and Josie and all Colettes friends said ;the only reason Josie said; Well; in a hesitant voice was because Josie never saw you (Colette) standing she (Josie) only saw you (Colette) sitting so she (Josie) never realized how thin you (Colette) are and she (Josie) even admitted when she (Josie) saw you (Colette) standing that you (Colette) are thin.;
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STORY SEVEN: MY QUESTION: after you read the story: Did I give Patricia the right answer. STORY: Today at work an elderly customer asked Patricia if she lost weight and Patricia told her no. The customer said that Patricias face looked like she lost weight, but maybe Patricia was tired. Then as they started to walk toward Patricias coworkers desk the elderly customer told Patricia that Patricia is so skinny. Patricia said to her that that Patricia was always skinny. The elderly customer replied you are like me you lose weight in face but gain in stomach. The stomach part bothered Patricia. Patricia said to the elderly customer that Patricia is skinny everywhere. The elderly customer told Patricia that Patricia is skinny every where. That the elderly customer does not want Patricia to get fat but Patricia should gain five pounds. The elderly customer said that the elderly customers stomach is big since the elderly customer retired. And that the elderly customer thinks Patricia is skinny every where and she said that even Patricias hands are tiny as well. Patricia called me and told me the story and I told her that all the woman is saying that it looked Patricia lost weight in the face and Patricia is skinny everywhere including Patricias stomach, but the elderly lady has a big stomach.
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STORY EIGHT: MY QUESTION after you read the story DO you agree with what we said to Lucy? STORY: My friend Lucy was sitting at the dining room table with her cousin Eileen. Eileen turned to Lucy and said: Lucy you are a size 8 in clothes and Lucy replied; Yes I am.” Eileen said: I thought you are a size 8 but I could not remember if you told me you are a size 8 or 10. The next day Lucy told me and few of our other friends what Eileen said and Lucy asked us does my cousin think I am higher than a size 8 and we told her that no that Eileen does not think that at all
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STORY NINE: MY QUESTION after you read the story do you agree with Jennifer’s friends? STORY: Lets say two people (Katie and Jennifer) worship in the same place. However, they really don’t come in contact with one another in the place of worship or any other place for that matter, but one day they meet in the parking lot in the shopping center in town. And Katie says (in a surprised voice) Jennifer you are so skinny. However, Jennifer is/was always skinny. And when Jennifer told her friends what Katy said her friends said to Jennifer: Katie never looked at you ever so that day in the parking lot she finally saw what you looked like and until that day she never realized how thin you are
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STORY TEN: MY QUESTION after you read the story is do you agree with Mimis friends: STORY: Mimi is a size 6 but LOOKS SMALLER and she went to a flea market and a woman was trying to sell a pair of jeans. The woman turned to Mimi and said you are a size 10 ;my daughter is a size 10. That night when Mimi went home she told her friends what the vendor said and her friends said to her: the vendor just wants to sell her jeans, she would say the same thing to a size 2.


- Asked by lover454, An Engaged Girl, Female, 56-65


LOVE / Dating / 7:55 AM - Wednesday September 05, 2007 Back To Top

Text:
how can you tell if he really really loves you??????

- Asked by Female, 56-65


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 6:13 PM - Tuesday September 04, 2007 Back To Top

Text:
how often do you masturbate?

- Asked by sunshine1983, A Life of the Party, Male, 29-35, Student


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 5:44 PM - Tuesday September 04, 2007 Back To Top

Text:
Have you ever peed your pants in a public place?

If yes, why?

- Asked by Male, 29-35


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12:42 PM - Tuesday September 04, 2007 Back To Top

Text:
what season were you born in?

i was born in winter

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 46-55, Who Cares?


HELP ME PLEASE / Sex & Intimacy / 6:43 AM - Tuesday September 04, 2007 Back To Top

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hallo.
whoever feels the urge to insult me after they have finished reading the email... DON'T u cld be in a worse situation.

My Problem:Been having issues with my fiance for quiet a while now.Communication and Trust issues.
I found an sms in fone that a lady had written saying he wanto to give him a BJ....this made feel cheated so i started flirting with this guy who is a classmate. Been sending him some porn clips and my boyfriend accessed my email and went through all my sent items.Now he is breaking up with me and i dont want to let go.
Advise

- Asked by 123123, A Creative, Female, 22-25


myspace / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2:25 AM - Tuesday September 04, 2007 Back To Top

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On Myspace..is there a way to see where someone has created posts?

- Asked by Female, 29-35


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 8:49 AM - Sunday September 02, 2007 Back To Top

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why a woman would tell her guy he has the biggest penis she has ever had?

- Asked by Male, 36-45


Does size matter to women? / Sex & Intimacy / 11:06 PM - Thursday August 30, 2007 Back To Top

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Does the size of a man's penis really matter to women??

- Asked by dalilovesgala62, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Other Profession


Do the big ones feel good in your mouth to? / Sex & Intimacy / 1:21 PM - Thursday August 30, 2007 Back To Top

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To those women who express a preference for big dicks because of the way they feel in their pussies, do you like them equally as well when giving blow jobs because they feel so big in your mouth or do you shy away from giving head when a guy is hung?

- Asked by Male, 66 or older


How to update BIOS ? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5:52 PM - Wednesday August 29, 2007 Back To Top

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How can I update my BIOS, the mobo is model ECS M925 ?

- Asked by Male, 36-45


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 4:19 PM - Wednesday August 29, 2007 Back To Top

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what is your favorite brand of dish soap?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 46-55, Who Cares?


untitled / Dating / 3:23 PM - Wednesday August 29, 2007 Back To Top

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How do you keep a someone you just started dating interested in you?

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 22-25, New York, Other Profession


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 1:18 PM - Wednesday August 29, 2007 Back To Top

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What do guys get good out of sex?

- Asked by Female, 29-35


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 1:12 PM - Wednesday August 29, 2007 Back To Top

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what your favorite kareoke song? my is I WILL SURVIVE

- Asked by bigburd86, A Hip Hop Girl, Female, 26-28, Boston, Managerial


oops.... / Sex & Intimacy / 10:55 AM - Wednesday August 29, 2007 Back To Top

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Ladies,
The other night my wife and I were having sex and I accidently(kinda) came on her face and she freaked out a little even though i have shot my load on her everywhere else before and she never seems to mind....Is the face a forbidden zone for most women?? and should i say i'm sorry if it is??

- Asked by Male, 46-55


medical help / Sex & Intimacy / 7:06 AM - Tuesday August 28, 2007 Back To Top

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i need some medical help! the hole is my penis has been hurting, but only sometimes during urinating and usually always when im doing stuff with my girlfriend what could be wrong?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 22-25


It is the right time / Family & Parenting / 3:19 AM - Tuesday August 28, 2007 Back To Top

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I am ready to dies now. How many Depakote will do the job?

- Asked by Male, 66 or older


the end? / Friendship / 3:17 AM - Tuesday August 28, 2007 Back To Top

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Dying seems OK now--what is a quick way?

- Asked by Male, 66 or older


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 3:12 AM - Tuesday August 28, 2007 Back To Top

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i m a bi sexual i like mostly ass fucking can we insert our dick in ass and have sex

- Asked by friendly243, A Guy Critical, Male, 18-21


cant get past this / Sex & Intimacy, Married Life / 5:45 PM - Monday August 27, 2007 Back To Top

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If your husband is seeing a hooker on a weekly basis and tells you it helps with stress.Can you ever be happy knowing this?

Update: August 27, 2007.
thank you to everyone who responded! I guess I really knew what the responce was going to be. I just wanted to make sure I wasnt losing it. There is alot of other facts but it would take years! thanks again

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 56-65


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 5:34 PM - Monday August 27, 2007 Back To Top

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"biggest cock ive ever seen wont be throwing him out of bed anytime soon!"

With answers such as that from women, we know that size matters.

But what is your ideal size?
And how small is just too small?

(Answers in inches please)

- Asked by spookz1512, A Guy Critical, Male, 29-35


Anal Safety / Sex & Intimacy / 4:36 PM - Monday August 27, 2007 Back To Top

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Hi, Is it safe to wear tampons anally ? If so what are the restrictions ? I'm currently a male and my Mistress (wife)is feminizing me to be a sissy maid for her and her new B-friend. She wants me to be able to service both of them. She has me taking hormones etc. She says since I'm going to become Female I need to have a "period" when she does. She wants me to wear a tampon and pad all day when it occurs. Is that safe for me to do ?

Update: August 28, 2007.
To all who responded, thanks for your input. To those who commented on my anonymity it's only because this is the first thing I posted here and didn't realize I did it that way.

- Asked by Male, 46-55


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 4:23 PM - Monday August 27, 2007 Back To Top

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Okay, I know why men like to cum inside a women but my queston is....if a guy knows that you're not on birth control and we talked about what would happen if he did get me pregnant. Why would he still want to cum in me? He knows the consequences and everything.

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 29-35, Fitness


looking for love.... / Sex & Intimacy / 3:59 PM - Monday August 27, 2007 Back To Top

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If i want sex from my wife without begging, what would be the best way to go about it???

- Asked by Male, 46-55


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3:48 PM - Monday August 27, 2007 Back To Top

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WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU ARE TAKING A POOP LOL?

- Asked by Female, 26-28


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 3:18 PM - Monday August 27, 2007 Back To Top

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do most women masterbate everytime they get horny?

- Asked by Male, 46-55


Would you Date a Male Chauvanist Pig ? He likes me / Dating / 10:37 PM - Sunday August 19, 2007 Back To Top

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had a sneaking suspicion that the guy I like has two very big problems. One has been confirmed. He says he dirnks 5-6 days a week. And is 34. So thats is a big red flag.
Well secondly I was size 10 (in shape 5'6, d chest) a few months ago when we started dating.
Ive slimmed down to size 6 and am happy but dont want to ge thinner. I like havign a little chest/curves
Well he recently told m ehe loves dating the new and improved me. Which was kinda jerky, but i let it slide.
Well he told me to read some posts of his online where he wrote reviews.
I just checked for updates and found out he has written a ton of mean spirited remarks about women.
He wrote how th enew drew barrymoore is hot and she was such a 'fat cow' in her early Charlie's Angels days.
He wrote how he has so many big girls 'sized 12' hitting on him, but no 'size 2 hotties'
He then wrote he wants girls who can touch their toes or at least see them.
He just went on and on. Total egomaniac.
Ironically he himself


has gained 15 lbs in 3 months since we start dating....he blames pasta and drinking
Would you dump a guy who was secretly a total pig about women ?
His posts were SO mean spirited and bitter.
Now I know why he says he loves my new model good looks.

what bugs me is he also referred to any woman over 30 as a 'hag'
well im 30 and hes almost mid 30s.
so not only does he hate women over size 4 he dislikes women naturally aging.
And he doesnt know ive read these posts yet.
He only knows i read his movie reviews.
Its like i know how he really thinks.
Also he didnt start to treat me great until i got thinner.
i thought it was JUST a coincidence.
And how is size 10/12 a cow ?

- Asked by A Trendsetter, Female, 36-45, New York, Fitness


untitled / Career / 12:29 PM - Sunday August 19, 2007 Back To Top

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Need to proofread my cover letter and get some advice, if things need to be changed!!

XXXX, HaXXy, apt#6
H4E XXX, Canada
August 19, 2007

Juliet DuXXX
Human Resource
Office of Counselling & Development
Montreal, Quebec

Dear Ms Dunphy

My name is PrashXX GXXdhi, and my student number is 520XXX. I am currently completing my bachelor’s degree in economics. After reading your job posting through work study project, I am writing to you to express my interest in the Student Learning Assistant position. The reason for taking an interest in your student learning assistant is to gain further experience in public relations. I believe after reading the work requirements that I have the right competencies and skills to fully undertake various roles and responsibilities assigned for this position.

I have found that I accompany with me various traits that are considered an asset when working in team work. Furthermore, doing various group projects and presentations I have strengthened my capacity to work in team by honing in my extravert and assertive personality. Moreover, I have been working fulltime for NCR Corporation this summer, where I have been assigned duties to maintain inventory control through the computer system. This experience has allowed me to become more organized, when dealing with time and resource management.

I believe working in university environment will present more opportunities to work with people, and allow me to expand on my available skill set. Furthermore, in the short term working experience at NCR, I have come to value and appreciate how integrative we all are! There’s so much to learn! It is my held opinion that there is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving; I feel that my presence will be of tremendous aide to you as I am detail oriented, maintain good public relations, and am both dependable as well as reliable.

I would very much like to have a chance to discuss this position and my qualifications for it with you. Thank you for considering my applicationI look forward to hearing from you at your convenience.
Respectfully yours,
PrashXX Gandhi

Telephone: (514)762-XXXX
E-mail: xxxxxxxxxx

- Asked by canadien, A Rebel, Male, 29-35, Student


The PENIS / Sex & Intimacy / 4:33 AM - Friday August 10, 2007 Back To Top

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Who today has the biggest penis and is it circumsized?

- Asked by Male, 46-55


WHOSE RING IS IT ? ( Engagement ) / Dating / 4:32 AM - Friday August 10, 2007 Back To Top

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Okkkkkk - HERE goes ! If I was Given an Engagement Ring and Asked to Marry Him - WHOSE RING is it ? He seems to think it is HIS - and if he'd RATHER Have the MONEY - ( rather than have ME WEAR my Ring ) He should be able to go and take my Ring back and Hawk it at a pawn Shop ! So - If I was GIVEN IT - WHOSE RING IS IT ? MINE - or HIS because He bought it and gave it to Me ! ?

Update: August 10, 2007.
Hi - I wasn't sure how this whole thing works here yet - so I guess that I had More room to Type ! I came and Moved in with My BF in March of 2005. I had met him here on the Internet and we talked back and Forth since 1999 or 2000. He asked me to Marry him on April 10th, 2005 and we are Engaged- and Have been since then. Since I have been Living here for 3 Years - it is the second time around for Both of us ! This just came about all of a Sudden - but he say's he still Loves me and wants me to Stay here ! He had asked for my Ring Back on December 13th - and then Gave it Back to me and Took it back again a few times since then - so when My Son got Married on June 22nd, 2007 I had Asked him If I could Have my Ring and was going to take it along with His - ( As I had Bought Him a Wedding Band with Diamonds in it - Last Fall ) to the Jewelry Store to have it Cleaned and wanted to wear it to my Son's wedding. He said that he Couldn't DO THAT - because DIDN'T HAVE it anymore - that he took it to the Pawn Shop - to get the Money for it ! It was a Ring that he had Bought for his Old Girlfriend before me - so it was NOT a Ring that he Purchsed new - Just for me . I suppose you could say it was actually a " HAND ME DOWN " - but that wasn't what was Important. It wouldn't matter How much it was Worth - or could have even been a Ring out of a Cracker Jacks Box - it was the Thought that Counted and the Principal - I Guess. The Committment is what counted. We may never GET MARRIED here in the Near Future - but planned on being ENGAGED - Probably Forever ! ( We were going to get Married SOMEDAY - but the Time doesn't matter. ) That is OK with me too ....... But Now ....... I DON'T KNOW ? I was very Hurt and Upset ( Still am - Actually ) And I asked him if The MONEY was worth MORE to him than I was ? I asked if he TOOK MY LOVE TO THE PAWN SHOP - and had just gone and thrown it away ! ? I don't Know If I can still live here or Not - or if I should go and Move Out to an Appartment ? - but he seems to think that it is Perfectly OK for him to DO SO !(Pawn it ) Then - the other day - when I was LQQKING for a Push Pin in his Desk Drawer - My Ring was there in the Ring Box ! ? ? ? ? ? I don't know if he actually DID take it to a Pawn Shop or Not - or if he DID - Maybe he went and got it Back ? He had told me when I very first came Up here and moved in with him - that we were " TOGETHER - FOREVER " and wanted me to stay here till we were both 100 Years Old ! So that's what I had planned on doing. So - NOW I don't know WHAT is going on !? I don't like or PLAY ..... any Mind Games and I DON'T do the " CARROT DANGELING " Thing ...... and I told him that I saw it THERE ....... but have not said anything more. He expects me to just stay here as USUAL and NOT have it Bother Me ! ? So - I was asking for thoughts that others might have - to see what You all think ! Thank's for the Replies that I have already Recieved. We are not any Young KIDS here anymore - as we are both 50 Years old. and ( Too Old for Games - I Guess ! ) I just don't know WHAT to do ! ? Any and all Ideas are Greatly Appreciated !

- Asked by soulmate1956, A Thinker, Female, 56-65, Retired


Help. / Sex & Intimacy / 3:58 AM - Friday August 10, 2007 Back To Top

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Ok im am wondering. My penis size is 4 inches long and im wondering if a girl would be pleasured with that, and i am 21 years old. Someone please give me answers. Thank you.

- Asked by Male, 29-35


smc corp good or bad / Career / 1:13 PM - Thursday August 09, 2007 Back To Top

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Hello what is your take on the smc corp? they say you sell products and make a profit there web site is http://www.smcorp.com/

thanks

- Asked by dgajr114, A Jock, Male, 36-45, Other Profession


dirty / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 6:08 PM - Friday August 03, 2007 Back To Top

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Do you have dirty pillows?

- Asked by abeeser, An Alternative Girl, Male, 26-28, Brest


Guys / Dating / 5:51 PM - Friday August 03, 2007 Back To Top

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When a guys tells a girl that they are Cute.. what does that mean?

- Asked by Female, 29-35


3 Keys To A Healthy Heart / Sex & Intimacy / 5:34 PM - Friday August 03, 2007 Back To Top

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3 Keys To A Healthy Heart

The human heart is certainly one of the most vital organs in the body.

In our quest for beauty and the ever-elusive flat stomach, we often forget that our overall health should be the number one priority.

Of course, at the center of your health is your heart. Just because the heart is an incredibly resilient organ, doesn’t mean we can ignore it. We’ve got to be proactive about keeping it in tip-top shape.

Whether you realize it or not, many of our common habits could be detrimental to the heart. At the forefront is, of course smoking. On top of that, high cholesterol diets certainly don’t help. More on these later.

About the Heart

The heart is about the size of a fist and is a very powerful muscle. It is responsible for “cleaning” and pumping blood to your entire body.

In a healthy adult, the body contains approximately two gallons of blood. The heart circulates the blood throughout the body all the time. At rest, your heart moves between 50 and 99 beats per minute.

The term “heart disease” refers to any of several afflictions. These include coronary artery disease, abnormal heart rhythms or arrhythmias, heart failure, heart valve disease, congenital heart disease, heart muscle disease, pericardial disease, aorta disease, Marfan syndrome, and vascular disease.

Keeping it Healthy

Unless you practice medicine, those diseases may not sound like very much. So in plain English, I'll say this: Having a healthy diet, exercising regularly and managing your stress are critical to keeping your heart healthy.

There are both active and passive ways to accomplish these tasks. Passive ways can be incorporated into your life with little or no effort. Active ways take a little more work.

1. Diet - you are what you eat

Passive – Eat less saturated fats. Limit your alcohol intake and consumption of refined flours and sugars.

Limit your intake of high sodium food, as salt will increase your blood pressure.

Active – Increase your fiber intake by eating whole grain foods, fruits and vegetables.

Make seafood a part of your diet as seafood contains essential omega-3 fats that are crucial to heart health.

Add nuts and nut butters to your diet.


2. Movement - keep that body moving

Passive – Avoid living a sedentary lifestyle. Keep moving throughout the day.

Active – Exercise regularly. The American Heart Association recommends 30 minutes of exercise per day.

Exercising protects you against heart disease and strokes. Going to the gym is the most efficient way to exercise, but in lieu of that, here are suggestions:

Take walks around your neighborhood

Park your car farther away from the entrance when you go shopping

Take the stairs instead of the elevator at work

Join a gym or start walking with a friend

You should aim to get 30 minutes of exercise each day but keep in mind that it does not need to be 30 consecutive minutes.

So put in 5 minutes here, 10 minutes there, and 15 minutes at some other time, and you should be just fine.

If you do begin an exercise program, remember to start slowly and check with your physician first.

3. Stress and Lifestyle - manage it before it manages you

Passive – Avoid stressful situations as much as possible.

Active – In this day and age, there are so many stress-relieving activities that you can take advantage of.

Try activities like yoga and meditation.

You'll find a number of groups in your community where you can take part in these activities.

Be aware of your family health history so you can be vigilant about reducing your risks.

If you are overweight, check with your physician about your risk for diabetes.

Lower your blood pressure with diet and exercise.

If you smoke, QUIT.

Smoking is the biggest risk factor for cardiac death. Smokers are 2 to 6 times more likely to have heart attacks.

Finally, if weight is an issue for you, LOSE it.

Excess pounds mean excess strain on your heart. Weight loss often facilitates lower cholesterol, which is also a key in maintaining heart health.

Start by choosing nutritious and low calorie foods on a regular basis.

Next, engage in a fitness program to target those unnecessary pounds. Monitor your progress and keep at it.

Don’t Break Your Own Heart!!

Finding your way to a healthier heart is just a few changes away. Start small and work those changes into your daily routine until they become a habit.

When you’ve incorporated one change, it’s time to work on another.

The bottom line is that being healthy doesn’t necessarily require an overhaul of your entire life. It may just be a few leafy vegetables away.

- Asked by springbreaker, A Father Figure, Male, 46-55, Toronto, Self-Employed


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 4:42 PM - Friday August 03, 2007 Back To Top

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Ladies: I need an honest answer. Do you feel women like to see their man masturbate? Do any of you think that's an awful thing to see? What is your preference?

- Asked by hbhou, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 46-55, Houston


untitled / Race, Religion & Politics / 10:25 PM - Wednesday July 18, 2007 Back To Top

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What is wrong with our black professional athletes, don,t they know that kids look up to them and would like to be like them when they grow up, the Michael-Vick [Atlanta-Falcons] starting quarter back, involved in illegal dog fighting a guy who,s already rich from the sport of football, not to mention animal cruelty he should be suspended for the entire season, i am disappointed in his un-professional judgement if he,s suspended he gets what he deserves, any opinions?

- Asked by starburst, A Guy Critical, Male, 46-55, Miami, Technical


Just shootin the breeze with my AO friends! / Married Life / 2:45 PM - Tuesday July 17, 2007 Back To Top

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You can see my avatar.....sorry it is kind of small. (I hope I am using the word avatar correctly! lol) Anyway....my question.......what do you think of my wife? Isn't she HOT!!??

- Asked by A Mr. Married Guy, Male, 46-55, Medical / Dental


Is it fun... / Sex & Intimacy / 9:26 AM - Tuesday July 17, 2007 Back To Top

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to watch a man stroke one out?
Is it fun to watch him squirt?
Where do you like it squirted?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 5:02 PM - Monday July 16, 2007 Back To Top

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Do you think its's ok for women to kiss each other?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 29-35


piercing / Sex & Intimacy / 11:38 AM - Monday July 16, 2007 Back To Top

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any girls have pictures of piercings on either there nipples or there clit I wanna see what it looks like my girlfriend is asking me if I would like her to get hers pierced.

- Asked by tl0614, A Mr. Married Guy, Male, 29-35, Seattle, Other Profession


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:42 AM - Friday July 13, 2007 Back To Top

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An idiot wrote:

A Couch Potato (Male, 22-25) asked:



I got banned by someone who publicly claims to NEVER ban people for any reason. I dont care.

Just wanted to point out the obvious, what people say and do are two entirely different things.



MY RESPONSE:

WELL, IF YOU HADN'T BANNED ME FIRST, THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO CRY ABUT IT, NOW WOULD YOU?

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
"Boooo-yah, Bitch!".....


Is he stringing me along? / Dating / 12:21 PM - Monday July 09, 2007 Back To Top

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I have been with my boyfriend for almost 8yrs. He lives w/his significant other of 15yrs. He has asked me to please be patient w/what he wants for the future. Will he ever leave her to live w/me?

Update: July 09, 2007.
It's nice to know a man's point of view. Let me go more into depth. I am unhappily married & it's obvious he is in a unhappy relationship. It's more like a relationship of convience at both ends of the candle stick. We have a passionate relationship, run marathon's together & have so much in common. Not to mention in love with each other. His significant other does know about me, but he denies and she says she doen't believe him. She won't speak to him for a few days & than it's back to normal. She checks up on him often and doesn't trust him. Should I just continue with what my boyfriend & I have and cherish our time together? We spend 2 week days working out at the gym and always spend all day Sunday and sometimes most of Saturday together. He is generous to me & I to him around holidays, he brings me to his family for Sunday dinner (they all know about her & me). He even made it a point to bring me beforehand to his father's funeral before she came. So you see, it's just not about sex.

Update: July 09, 2007.
It's nice to know a man's point of view. Let me go more into depth. I am unhappily married & it's obvious he is in a unhappy relationship. It's more like a relationship of convience at both ends of the candle stick. We have a passionate relationship, run marathon's together & have so much in common. Not to mention in love with each other. His significant other does know about me, but he denies and she says she doen't believe him. She won't speak to him for a few days & than it's back to normal. She checks up on him often and doesn't trust him. Should I just continue with what my boyfriend & I have and cherish our time together? We spend 2 week days working out at the gym and always spend all day Sunday and sometimes most of Saturday together. He is generous to me & I to him around holidays, he brings me to his family for Sunday dinner (they all know about her & me). He even made it a point to bring me beforehand to his father's funeral before she came. So you see, it's just not about sex.

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 56-65, New York, Administrative


points? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:19 AM - Monday July 09, 2007 Back To Top

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kinda enjoying this site.
what are these point things and can i turn them into cash to use on my gambleing site?

- Asked by daddyfrank, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 66 or older, Tampa, Self-Employed


what type / Sex & Intimacy / 11:00 AM - Monday July 09, 2007 Back To Top

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of panties are you wearing today?
Bikini, thong, g-string, boy shorts, granny panties or none?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45, Philadelphia, Who Cares?


Popping Moe...... / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 1:54 PM - Friday July 06, 2007 Back To Top

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For those of you that don't know this, my name is Monica.

People call me Moe. I don't like it. Is M-O-N-I-C-A really THAT hard to annunciate?

I do like the sound of my name...ESPECIALLY when it's said by a dude ;) hehe











Actually, I have yet another name I call ya'........



LOL!!!

- Asked by bytor, A Rebel, Male, 46-55, Pittsburgh, Artist / Musician / Writer


untitled / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 6:09 PM - Monday July 02, 2007 Back To Top

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i need to go 2 days without taking a shit. any tips on how to do so?

- Asked by Male, 29-35
 
Comment from bytor, Recommendation Leader:
The SECOND Shitstain post of the day!!!


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 6:05 PM - Monday July 02, 2007 Back To Top

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whats best for the girls ? a big penis or small ?

- Asked by duno, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45


sleeping booty / Dating / 5:59 PM - Monday July 02, 2007 Back To Top

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The Prince kisses Sleeping Beauty and she wakes up.

He kisses an unconscious female, isn't that in itself assault?

Now suppose she doesn't wake up, how far do you think he'd go?

I'm just sayin'.

- Asked by An Alternative Girl, Male, 26-28, Brest


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 11:41 AM - Monday July 02, 2007 Back To Top

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is it Wise to let your girlfriend have sex with another guy to make her mind up if she wants to be with you or if shes missing something in her life ???

- Asked by duno, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45


stay of go? / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 6:50 PM - Sunday July 01, 2007 Back To Top

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Im in love with a man, but he plays games with my head. I know he feels the same way. Why is he doing this? He has a girfriend to.

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 36-45, Other Profession


why is she doing this? / Sex & Intimacy / 5:35 PM - Friday June 29, 2007 Back To Top

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my g/f of 5 months promised me we,d have sex 3 times now and all 3 times she reniged on me.we have never had sex.why is she torturing me like this!!!

- Asked by Male, Who Cares?


have you ever? / Sex & Intimacy / 4:25 PM - Friday June 29, 2007 Back To Top

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Do girls/women ever actualy finger their selfs because it dont appeal to me i was just wondering has any body actualy did this before?

- Asked by pikey, A Life of the Party, Female, 22-25, Student


Messages / Sex & Intimacy / 3:55 PM - Friday June 29, 2007 Back To Top

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Do you keep voice mails from old boyfriends? I have a bunch saved of men whom I've had sexual relationships with.

Is that disrespectful to my new man or common amongst women?

- Asked by A Sweet Sarah, Female, 36-45, New York, Who Cares?


untitled / Dating / 9:36 AM - Friday June 29, 2007 Back To Top

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Guys, what's it mean a guy offers a woman a sip of his beer?

- Asked by stellarsixty4, A Creative, Female, 29-35, Student


untitled / Dating / 9:26 AM - Friday June 29, 2007 Back To Top

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How do I know if a guy is interested in me just because he wants sex?

- Asked by A Married Girl, Female, 29-35, Science / Engineering


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 9:17 AM - Friday June 29, 2007 Back To Top

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how do u deal with a raging hard on while u are work?

Update: June 29, 2007.
any ladies like to help me take care of it?

- Asked by Male, 22-25


untitled / Sex & Intimacy / 8:20 AM - Friday June 29, 2007 Back To Top

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Can you continue to be friends with a friend you had physical relationship with once?

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 29-35


I want her ass / Sex & Intimacy / 5:41 PM - Thursday June 28, 2007 Back To Top

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I love anal sex, but I don't think my girlfriend wants to try. She's never done it before and is really inexperienced. Plus I'm *huge* and it barely fits in the front, forget going backdoor. I've done it to many a lady, so hence I'm getting a little bored without butt access.

- Asked by A Creative, Male, 29-35, New York, Artist / Musician / Writer


Prude? / Sex & Intimacy / 4:29 PM - Thursday June 28, 2007 Back To Top

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Are all female accountants prudes? My best friend is an accountant and its so uptight. Gorgeous woman but no oral, no anal, will only have sex once in a blue moon and she is dating one of the hottest latin men I've ever set eyes on (I want to borrow him!!!)

- Asked by Female, 36-45


insecure men! / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 4:06 PM - Thursday June 28, 2007 Back To Top

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what are some signs that show a guy is insecure with himself?

- Asked by Female, Who Cares?


Class of 2007 / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3:14 PM - Thursday June 28, 2007 Back To Top

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At what point does one graduate from the school of life? And at what point are we able to use our degrees?

- Asked by honey1306, A Thinker, Female, 29-35, Denver, Who Cares?