Pee Yewwww...Stinky Foot Lover!

Well...here goes nothing. I am in love with this wonderful fella who has one problem that just stinks to the high heavens. Yep...you guessed it, I am talking about his feet. His toes are so horrific looking that they look like they can snatch a salmon out of the water going upstream. I have tried to be a kind as I could about the smell, but he finds the subject funny. Now mind you, he works for the government wading around in some kind of chemicals. He wears protective gear, but they still stink horribly. He refuses a doctors help and honestly thinks he has *cute* feet. I need some major advice on this one before I am out of the door for good.