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Early to bed or stay up late?Which do you prefer and do you think their are advantages to the both? - Asked by msgg, A Cool Mom, Female, 36-45, Managerial |
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Bizarre History Test AnswersThe following is a sample list of "history" of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college level.
- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired |
| Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 33 minutes ago | Back To Top |
Mr Smith The Sailor...Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching sailing at this college so that she would not get angry. He was very happy and for months all was well. As fate would have it, one day in the grocery store check out lane, Mrs. Smith overheard a group of girls standing in line behind her talking about college and their instructor Mr. Smith. The girls went on and on about how great this Mr. Smith was at teaching their class. The cashier handed Mrs. Smith her change and said, "Have a great day Mrs. Smith, and thank you, again." One of the girls in line heard the cashier, and asked Mrs. Smith if she was related to the Mr. Smith that was teaching at the college. Mrs. Smith replied, "Yes, he is my husband." Well that set off a torrent of accolades about how knowledgeable Mr. Smith was about the subject matter he was teaching, about how he got the whole class to discuss their fears about learning the subject. Well Mrs. Smith was taken back by what she heard from these girls and replied, "I don't know how you find him to be so gifted at teaching you this course. You know he only tried it twice in his life. The first time he tried it, he got sick, and the second time, his hat blew off and he just quit." - Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired |
| Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 41 minutes ago | Back To Top |
A man and his wife weredriving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.
- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired |
| Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 49 minutes ago | Back To Top |
A 75 year old tycoonand his 22 year old blonde bride were on their way from the wedding reception to the honeymoon
- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired |
| Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 1 hour ago | Back To Top |
Mother is in the kitchenmaking supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired |
| Dating / 1 hour ago | Back To Top |
Long distance relationship ideas:My boyfriend left me with his shirt, I like to sleep in it especially the first couple nights while it still smells like his cologne. I would like to give him something that he can smell my perfume on and think of me but giving him a shirt of mine is not realistic, it would look ridiculous for him to wear any! Does anyone have any suggestions on something to give him?
- Asked by chickenpotpie2, A Sweet Sarah, Female, 18-21 |
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U know wat the most messed up part is, I want to shoot action movies...ppl. breakin their bones..blood all around, raw masculinity...but nobody wud pay me for tht, only money i can make is if i showed chics dancin, nd guys drinkin whiskey...end of rant..
- Asked by playaarrow, A Player, Male, 26-28, Toronto, Science / Engineering |
| Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago | Back To Top |
My Game Is Chalk-less PinballI was at the bar and a girl said she could put a billiard ball in her mouth. Then she did.
- Asked by zerotohero2, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 29-35, Los Angeles, Who Cares? |
| Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago | Back To Top |
What's a good laptopwindows 7 with built-in PVR?
- Asked by lomer, A Guy Critical, Male, 46-55, Halifax, Science / Engineering |
