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Have you read any good books lately??

I, just started reading the "The Dome" By Steven King. 8 Chapters in hard to put down. Catch you later it's back to the book..

More strange laws...

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

IT MUST HAVE HURT - Joke -

A transsexual was being interviewed on a radio talk show. The host asked the transsexual, "When you became a woman, what sort of pain did you experience during the operation?" The transsexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Then they implanted the silicone implants in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either." "Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?" the host asked. "You're joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain and doubled the size of my mouth!"

ONE OF THE BOYS.....

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?" The guy says nervously, "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

VENDING MACHINES....

An American salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "But down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures, $20." "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a sign that read, "This machine provides a service men need when away from their wives, 50 cents." The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit, which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.

DEFINITELY WARM.....

John was talking to his fiancée, Rebecca, and he said,"Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?" To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm." "Really?" he asked excitedly. "Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word warm." John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "Warm: Not so hot."

In a nutshell~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I want some of whatever it was SHE had!;)

This is a long but worthwhile read............

I'm sorry....what was I saying? LOL

TV shows in the 70's..and early 80's.. we all had one we loved..

What show on tv in the 70's or late 80's did you love and you still watch?

I love Lucy!!!

and also Three's company.

Let's play psychics!

Yes, I fully intend to ask him this question in person, but I just wanted your opinions first.

My friend with benefits hooked up with this girl, and then she found another guy. He didn't pursue (even though I think she wanted him to) and he lost her. He doesn't play those games.

Then out of the blue he asks to be exclusive with me. My predictions for his behavior are these:

1~ He's getting revenge on her for rejecting him (supported by a public jab he made at her on Facebook regarding him hooking up with someone-- me-- who appreciates him)

2~ He's having an Oh-My-God-I'm-Going-To- Die-Alone moment and he grabbed the first warm body because he knows I won't leave him (like so many girls do when he fails to pursue)

or 3~ In the course of us talking, he's gotten it through his thick skull that I know him better than those other girls, care about him, and can get him to open up and he finds that attractive, or at least comfortable.

So whacha think?

Where is the most beautiful place you have seen?