GIVE ADVICE ON JOKES, POLLS & ANYTHING ELSE

Have you ever used a paraprosdokian statement against all expectations... when someone expected it?

He could do both. Makes me wonder if he misses you. Well sometimes handsome people are like that

they want make it about them. That not good he wants to make like your fan. A person can have many fans but they should only have one lover. Can he be faithful to you? Sounds like your lover of him but is he lover of you or his self?

Why does he want details ??????????

I send my boyfriend a msg of (thinking of you) he responds with "tell me more what in specfic" or I send " I miss you" he responds "what do you miss in specfic"
He rarely respond with " I miss you too" instead he wants me to describe what I like about him. He is very handsome and sucessful and I find it very childish that he wants validation from me... or he wants to make it like I'm a fan not a lover.

What do you think??

ROLL CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is your garden growing???????????????? ???????????

Answerology's version of DirectTV advs.

You may have seen DirectTV's adv campaign. One of their commercials goes like this:

When you have cable and can't find something good to watch, you get depressed.
When you are depressed, you attend seminars.
When you attend seminars, you feel like a winner.
When you feel like a winner, you go to Vegas.
When you go to Vegas, you lose everything.
When you lose everything, you sell your hair to a wig shop.
Don't sell your hair to a wig shop.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirectTV.

Here is your chance to rewrite DirectTV's adv to include something fun and clever about Answerology.

What's the point of life if you are worthless and unloved?

Seriously. No dramatics. What if you woke up tomorrow to no family or friends or work to complain about. You had been a lot of places, done a lot of things, you'd kept yourself entertained, but a strange awakening happened that you realized it was all pointless. So I started this company, I sold it and they dissolved it. So I married this guy, I cheated on him and lost him. So I traveled and took pictures of places, a lot of people before and after me took those same pictures. So I can diet and lose weight or eat more and gain weight. What if everything seemed pointless? Please don't do the generic politically correct answer of you need therapy. I've talked and have relationships with therapist, they all tell me I'm not crazy, but lack purpose.

I agree there is no point to my life that's why I went to see them in the first place. One told me I lived like a retired person and that would bore him too. So I asked what he did with his time, he said he's always trying to get new clients, he has a wife, they are saving money for their house, she is pregnant, and they are expecting their second child, there is not even time to think about what to do, it's just get it done.

I've tried volunteering literally 80 hours a week, it did nothing for me, a different face same story. Mold people would die, even though I took the to the gym the week before. Abused women would go back to a users. Children would be put in foster care and go back to their abusive parents. The same stories rewritten in every face.

I tried working out to get healthy, 6 hours a day. Got in great shape, but for what? to prolong my life? No thanks, and there really isn't any evidence to suggest it does anyways.

I started a new company. I had some success it generated 2$ million in revenue, but why...what is the point?

I even got involved in politics argued with the best of them, got funding...even worked on strategy with a presidential candidate. For what? To try to find purpose.

I've tried everything I can think of to give my life purpose and meaning, I've prayed, cried, stayed up late at nights, partied, fallen in love, cared deeply for people, but still at the end of the day... I don't get it. I don't get what I'm supposed to learn, I don't get what I supposed to do, what's supposed to stress me out, what I am doing here.

One therapist blames it on me losing a child, but I disagree. I wouldn't want my child to have to be bored with life like I am either, just a lot of pain, sadness, chasing a carrot that doesn't exist if you ask me.

________ .... where are you?

Who is MIA at the moment?

Beatles vs Rolling Stones. Which do you like best?

Both are some of the greatest bands in the world. The Rolling Stones are pure rock and roll and simply timeless,and the Beatles, well, they're the freakin' Beatles! What do YOU think? This is just for fun :)

Anyone familiar with evernote?

Before clipping articles, I forgot that I need to put comments on it. Is there a way for me to add comments on the articles that I have already clipped?

Is there life in another part of the Universe?

I think there is.
See link.
http://bigthink.com/ide afeed/why-we-probably-a rent-alone-in-the-unive rse?utm_source=Daily+Id eafeed+Newsletter&utm_c ampaign=1224b36360-Dail y_Ideafeed_May_16_2012& utm_medium=email

What was or is your biggest challenge with dating?

Awkward?
Gold digger?
Clock ticking?
Husband hunter?
Loser?
Crazy?
Stuck on ex?
Something else?


I have to admit in the past being stuck on an ex, awkward, and a husband hunter. You?