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This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.
Pets / 12:39 AM - Wednesday March 06, 2013

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.


At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in colour, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Dads are.

They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first cheques next Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.

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***crickets***

- Response by swtnsxy2, A Thinker, Female, 36-45

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Of course you birthed dogs, you are a bitch after all... and a ignorant piece of dog shit as well! smh. Hopefully someone slaps the stupidity out of you. A.S.A.P.

Don't judge a book by its cover!!! Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are.

- Response by randomx0x0, A Thinker, Female, 18-21, Los Angeles

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I got three huskies I can sign up.

- Response by frenchkiss49, A Thinker, Female, 56-65, Tampa, Who Cares?

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I think, you are making this up...lol

and you should be in there shoes for a bit.

- Response by morningdust, A Creative, Female, 56-65, Self-Employed

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Well shoot them, thats what you lot do best in your great country..... come on put your weapon where your mouth is

- Response by rumloverreturns, A Cool Mom, Female, 46-55, Glasgow, Other Profession

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Typical Republican, whining about everyone else getting a free ride, but the first to go with their hand out wanting something for free.

- Response by juandontbeg, A Career Man, Male, 36-45, Self-Employed

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LOL! Love it.

- Response by dendresdner, A Jock, Male, 46-55, Science / Engineering

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lmao... i wish it was like that.. my baby (nana's ) doctor cost more than my doctor's .. and we don't know who her father is neither......ya think she'll be approved..hehe

- Response by mburgos, A Cool Mom, Female, 46-55, Philadelphia, Who Cares?

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It sounds as if yo have been having sex with professional athletes.

- Response by buffer, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Los Angeles, Retired

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you are a weirdo.


- Response by A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 36-45, Other Profession

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all these years I've been taking good care of my dogs by myself and now am being made out to be a fool ?

- Response by headscratching, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 46-55, Science / Engineering

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Yep it is a great country if you are not a true American.
Have you ever wondered why we are paying the wages for the border control and the immigration services when all we would have to do is put our armed service training bases on the border and give then live ammunition.

- Response by A Creative, Male, 56-65, Transportation

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Thanks I always know I an right when I get a 0 Rating and it is that some just cannot face the truth.


- Response by A Creative, Male, 56-65, Transportation

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