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What has your kid said recently that made you laugh?
Family & Parenting / 11:33 AM - Thursday February 02, 2012

What has your kid said recently that made you laugh?

My 2 year old has always loved the moon. She will notice it even during daylight when it's barely visible. Well 2 days ago it was really warm so we walked to the park. She looks up and says "Mama look,I see the moon!" I said "Yes I see it. This moon is called a half moon." Without a pause,she retorts with absolute certainty "No it's not,it's called a teeny tiny moon!" It was so cute to me. I said "well if that's what you want to call it then it's the teeny tiny moon!"

- Asked by misskitty420, A Cool Mom, Female, 29-35, Student

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We just got a new kitty and, much to my worry, I think my daughter has a bit of an allergy to her (which makes no sense because she has a cat at her Dad's house and is around other cats all the time). Well, when I expressed my concern over her sneezing and said we might not be able to keep her my daughter said, "Noooo Mom! My body might reject her but my heart loves her!!!" LMAO ...really?

- Response by surrealoptimism, A Creative, Female, 29-35

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I once listened to my kid talking with her 5 year old friend. SHe had lost a tooth and got a dollar.They were saying if they pulled all their teeth out they could get their own place and have no rules to follow.

- Response by frenchkiss49, A Thinker, Female, 56-65, Tampa, Who Cares?

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Awhile back I asked one of my daughters if she wanted a hamburger or a cheesesburger? She responded with her hands on her hips..."Mom, cheeseburger, you know I dont like ham."

- Response by youngfuddyduddy, A Married Girl, Female, 36-45, New York, Who Cares?

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Ours is going through the language "explosion" now. Older than 2, but slightly behind because of exposure to 2 languages. Pretty much everything she says is cute. Not just the things she says, but the way she says them in her little voice. I'm going to miss that.

- Response by inotnuts, A Father Figure, Male, 36-45, Newark, Retired

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When my middle son was around 3..he was just standing there picking his nose. I said stop doing that and get a tissue...he says "but mom- picking my nose helps me think"

- Response by bobbysg1rl, A Cool Mom, Female, 36-45, Pittsburgh, Medical / Dental

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Yesterday morning, I was doing my 10-year-old's hair for her and she said,

"We're learning about the body. We watched a film about the digestive tract yesterday and you could see the poop moving through the intestine and a bunch of kids laughed but I didn't."

Me: "Good for you. There is nothing funny about poop."

Her: "No, there is nothing funny about poop."

(pause)

Me: "Farts are funny."

Her: (big smile) "Yeah, farts ARE funny!"

Okay, I can appreciate 5th-grade humor. ;)



- Response by jenny12, A Career Woman, Female, 46-55, Other Profession

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Dad, I'm leaving for California(2800 miles away) in two weeks, because I'm in love, and my boyfriend wants me to live with him, and make a go of it. Is it ok if I take the car with me? Can you sign over the title to me.....please Daddy? And I may need new tires, oil change, looked over really good....please Daddy?

This Dad will do most anything, for his "Little Girl". All it takes is just a "Please Daddy".....or just a simple teardrop...

- Response by richard77, A Creative, Male, Who Cares?, Self-Employed

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"It's time for Winter Time! I want to go play on the snow!!!"

I love him! :)

- Response by milla, A Thinker, Female, 29-35

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Me: If all your friends jumped in a lake, would you?
Son: It depends on how deep the water is,dah?

- Response by evviemartini, A Hippie Chick, Female, 46-55, Vancouver

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Certain words crack me up:

Walmart is: Mall Mart
Lowes is: Woes

Vampire: Bamp Fire
Violence: Bi O lence

- Response by nysbikergirl, An Alternative Girl, Female, 46-55, Who Cares?

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So cute :)
My daughter is a teenager and still comes up with funny things.
She's looking threw the spices and she comes across dill seed... she said, 'hey mom... I found dill seeds can we grow pickles.'

- Response by kllyldcr, A Thinker, Female, 36-45, Other Profession

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