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Mowing The Lawn - Joke -
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5:29 AM - Sunday November 14, 2010

Mowing The Lawn - Joke -

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my bottle of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired

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Here I thought I was the only one with that problem.

- Response by 2jacksam, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 56-65, Denver, Self-Employed

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Guess that would be mud in her eye!

- Response by beenthere21, An Alternative Girl, Female, 46-55

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A Man Called Horse?

- Response by cjay100, A Thinker, Female, Who Cares?

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That only made her more mad.Your answer should have been...I have free time want to try it out while she does the lawn?

- Response by frenchkiss49, A Thinker, Female, 56-65, Tampa, Who Cares?

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