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Certificate of Upgrade to Complete Asshole is awarded to
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2:12 AM - Friday August 13, 2010

Certificate of Upgrade to Complete Asshole is awarded to

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In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete
asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard
to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your
lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind.

To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole, gives all
concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status,

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- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired

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How kind of you to notice, sir!


- Response by beemerdoc, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Celebrity

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great, i ned to make copies.. and get some framed.. this would be the perfect christmas gift for some people i know.... me calling them a few of the names , does not get thru to them.. so by me handing them a certificate should do justice ahahahaha thanks for sharing buddy.

- Response by mburgos, A Cool Mom, Female, 46-55, Philadelphia, Who Cares?

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Community Rating: Community Star

I know many who fit this.Upgrade and all.

- Response by frenchkiss49, A Thinker, Female, 66 or older, Tampa, Who Cares?

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