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How can I get my farts to not smell so bad?
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12:57 PM - Friday August 21, 2009

How can I get my farts to not smell so bad?

I seriously have to get away from small children and animals so they can make it out alive.

Is it my diet? I eat fairly healthy.

- Asked by mmmmbeer, A Rebel, Male, 26-28, Toronto, Who Cares?

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Quit eating pickled eggs for lunch and try limit your beer intake. Those are two things I KNOW make men's farts into sonic bombs.

- Response by pookiedoo, A Creative, Female, 46-55, Who Cares?

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One word....Beano.

- Response by drumboi2, A Guy Critical, Male, 56-65

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LOL. My 10 yr, old daughter said something similar the other day . . . asked if she should just carry a can of air freshener with her at all times.

- Response by carinabay, A Cool Mom, Female, 46-55, Lawyer

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Beano will make you fart less but it won't make them smell less bad. The real truth is that anything that produces more methane makes your crap stink worse. Meat is notorious for that. Other animals that are carnivorous have the foulest shit of all....like Lions for instance....Ominvores like humans and bears have the next stinkiest shit...but moreso when they eat alot of meat. So eat alot more fruits and vegetables and you'll fart more but it will smell like.....well not like roses but better than a corpse.

- Response by joybird, A Hippie Chick, Female, Who Cares?, Who Cares?

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Change your diet dude and give a person a warning when laying out something that friggin toxic.

- Response by clueless37, An Alternative Girl, Female, 36-45, Celebrity

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Quit eating those damn beans!!!! LOL

- Response by MaryAnne, A Thinker, Female, 46-55, Regina, Managerial

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Lol I have no idea. But that made me laugh. :)

- Response by npink22, A Trendsetter, Female, 26-28

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just lay off the spam and eggs and try to eat some cotton candy instead or something equally sweet, maybe something fruity... hmm good luck with that! If all else fails, lock yourself up in the outhouse and try to contain the stench so as to not harm the samll animals and children.

- Response by funegirljen, A Thinker, Female, 36-45, Sacramento, Administrative

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Perhaps it's the beer, mr. mmmmmbeer????

- Response by beanielou, A Thinker, Female, 29-35, Who Cares?

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Chase each meal with white diamonds perfume. It'll tame those stinky farts...known as the fart chaser.

- Response by A Thinker, Female, Who Cares?, Chicago

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I have found that not farting works, but let me tell you, that creates a bunch of other problems, depression, anxiety, panic attacks, I am now taking Prozac, and Xanax..didn't help with the farting but now I don't care.

- Response by phoenixbandit, A Guy Critical, Male, 66 or older, Columbus, Law Enforcement

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It's all that beer, dude!

- Response by beemerdoc, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Celebrity

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a butt plug would work well.

- Response by two469, An Alternative Girl, Female, 18-21, Seattle, Science / Engineering

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Stop eating all those beans.

Try a good cologne sprayed in the seat of your pants..lol

- Response by cubbiegal, A Thinker, Female, 46-55, Chicago, Administrative

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you can't control your natural bodily functions. you can try to avoid eating those foods that you know give you extra gas, but you can't control it all. best thing i can say is fart in a glass jar, then seal it, and take it outside to aerate.

- Response by pizzatroll, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 46-55, Science / Engineering

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Try 'Beano', if that doesn't work, when you have a 'pocket of gas' in your lower tract, that's on the move, 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer'...LOL

- Response by billpayer, A Cool Mom, Female, 29-35, Who Cares?

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KHHHHHHHHHHH Stop eating healthy, Gosh I was planning to immigrate to Toronto now I will just go to Australia.

- Response by A Thinker, Female, 36-45, Other Profession

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LOL, my son has the same 'problem' and no matter what I feed him, it seems he is just 'stinky'...lol...try cutting down on foods that tend to get you gassy and/or try some beano before eating, it helps...:D

- Response by fastball, A Cool Mom, Female, 36-45, Edmonton, Self-Employed

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