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Any ideas on something dirty to text to boyfriend so he'll think about it the rest of the day
Sex & Intimacy / 1:08 PM - Friday May 01, 2009

any ideas on something dirty to text to boyfriend so he'll think about it the rest of the day

any ideas on something dirty to text to boyfriend so he'll think about it the rest of the day

- Asked by pebbles1221, A Thinker, Female, 46-55, Kansas City, Who Cares?

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hey babe, just thinking of you and I am getting so wet inside my pants. The thought of you inside of me makes me so hot. I just want to kiss you all over and to get you so hard so I can ride you til you explode

- Response by jeniangel0013, A Player, Female, 56-65, Who Cares?

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How about something subtle like I wish you were inside me right now.

I'm a regular here, but will go anonymous.

- Response by A Thinker, Female, Who Cares?, Administrative

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you could say "i'm going to rape you when you get home" or "prepare yourself for the best blowjob ever once you set foot inside the house tonight". he'll be driving like a mad man to get home!

- Response by pizzatroll, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 46-55, Science / Engineering

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1st- Dambreaker I sure hope you did not compile that whole list on your own...lol
So yeah, a few days ago I put on a really nice push up bra and a low tank top. I used my cell phones camera to take a picture of a pouty face and then another of my cleavage... I texted them over with " they are lonely any suggestions to make em feel better?" - My husband said he loved it but it made him blush at work so I need to warn him next time. Today (he has been working extra hours for a big inventory so I see him less and less and he passes out almost as soon as he gets home, poor thing) I called him and said "I just wanted to tell you that I love your pee pee (insert applicable penile(sp?)word)... Ohh umm I meant I love you!!" The way he did a double take and was like "what?" with a chuckle tells me "Thanks hun, I love YOU too!" ... Just some ideas but I have no clue what would fit in your relationship. Good Luck!!!

- Response by tresdjndjed, A Married Girl, Female, 29-35, Boston

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"I wanna bang you harder than a barn door during a hurricane..."


That should work

- Response by mantis, A Creative, Male, 18-21

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The best way to get him to think about you is to not call or text him. Absence really can make the heart grow fonder.

- Response by lindawilltry, Female, 46-55, Tampa, Fitness

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You are looking for a euphemism to text to your boyfriend so he will think about it the rest of the day. Here is a years worth.
A euphemism is the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted.
A
A bit of the old in & out
Act of darkness, The
Adam and Eve it
All's well when ends meet
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B
Backseat mambo
Baking cookies
Ball
Bang
Bash the beaver
Be in a woman's beef
Be up to one's balls
Beast with two backs
Beasty rendezvous, The
Beat cheeks
Beat someone up with an ugly stick
Bed boogie, The
Bed-pressing
Beef in yo taco
Boff your brains out
Bohemian cluster fuck
Boink
Boom-boom
Bone dance
Bone someone
Bonk
Boof
Bop someone
Breed
Bump and grind
Bump bellies
Bump uglies
Bumpin' fuzzies
Bunny fuck
Burping the worm in the mole hole
Bury the baby leg
Bury the bone
Bury the weenie
Bush patrol
Butter the muffin
Buzz the brillo
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C
Carnal gymnastics
Churning butter
Clean her pipes
Clean the carpet
Crashing the custard truck
Cream someone
Creamin'
Cut the mustard
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D
Dance the buttock jig
Dance the matrimonial polka
Dance the mattress jig
Deed, The
Dip the chip
Dip your wick
Dirty work at the crossroads
Dive in the dark, A
Diving for pearls
Do a lewd infusion
Do some ladies' tailoring
Do the chores
Doona dance
Drill for (anal) oil
Drilling the ditch
Drive home
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E
Eat cauliflower
Eat hymeneal sweets
Eating the cream puff in the enchanted forest
Enjoy a flesh session
Exchange bodily fluids
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F
Featherbed jig
Feed the dummy
Feed the kitty
Filling the cream doughnut
Fit end to end
Fit her clap flap
Five knuckle shuffle
Fix her plumbing
Flop in the hay
Fornication
Four-legged frolic
Front door action
Fuck
Funky Chicken, The
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G
Genital exercise
Get a belly full of marrow pudding
Get a shove in your blind eye
Get creamy
Get into someone's pants
Get it on
Get Jack in the orchard
Get some stank on the hang low
Get oats from someone
Get stretched
Get your chimney swept out
Get your end wet
Get your hair cut
Get your jollies
Get your leather stretched
Get your nuts cracked
Get your oil changed
Get your rocks off
Gild the lily
Give a hole to hide in
Give a woman a shot
Give hard for soft
Give her a hosing
Give her a pat
Give her the business
Give her the high hard one
Give juice for jelly
Give pussy a taste of cream
Give someone a stab
Give someone the works
Give the dog a bone
Glazing the donut
Go belly-to-belly
Go fishing
Go like a rat up a drainpipe
Go to town
Goose someone
Grease her
Grease the wheel
Grind your tool
Growling at the badger
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H
Hammer someone
Hanky panky
Haul your ashes
Have a bit of curly greens
Have a bit of fish
Have a bit of giblet pie
Have a bit of pork
Have a bit of split mutton
Have a bit of sugar stick
Have a bit of summer cabbage
Have a bit of the cramstick
Have a hot roll with cream
Have a joy ride
Have a nooner
Have a piece of tail
Have a poke
Have a squeeze and a squirt
Have a turn on your back
Hide the salami
Hide the sausage
Hippity dippity
Hit it
Hokey-pokey
Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing
Horizontal exercises
Horizontal hula
Horizontal hustle
Horizontal jogging
Horizontal mambo
Horizontal polka
Horizontal tango
Horizontalize
Hose someone
Hot beef injection
Hot dog in a jungle
Hump
Humpity dumpity
Humpty dance, The
Humpty dumpty
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I
Impale someone
Introduce Charlie
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J
Jab someone
Jiggle someone
Juice someone
Jump someone's bones
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K
Knock boots
Knocking mops
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L
Lay some pipe
Lie feet up
Lift a leg on someone
Light the lamp
Lose the match and pocket the stake
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M
Make baskets
Make ends meet
Make grass sandwiches
Make her grunt
Make it
Makin' bacon
Making babies
Making whoopee
Mattress dancing
Mattress mambo
Mingle limbs
Mix your peanut butter
Mixing the baby juice
Mommy-daddy dance
Mount someone
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N
Nail
Nasty, The
Naughty, The
Nibble someone
Nookie
Nooner
Nose painting
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O
[none]
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P
Parallel park
Parking (the car)
Parking the beef bus in tuna town
Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love
Parting the Pink Sea
Pass the gravy
Peel your best end
Phallicize someone
Picnic in the lawn
Plant a man
Plant your seed
Play at in-and-out
Play at tops-and-bottoms
Play cars and garages
Play doctor
Play hide the hot dog
Play hide the weenie
Play on the hair court
Play pickle-me, tickle-me
Play the game of twenty toes
Play tiddlywinks
Plook
Plow someone
Plug and play
Plug someone
Poke in the whiskers
Poke someone
Pop it in
Pork
Pound someone
Pot the pink
Pray with the knees upward
Probing the membrane
Professional wrestling
Pump someone
Put Percy in the playpen
Put the bee in the hive
Put the boots to someone
Put the devil into Hell
Put your root down
Put your snake in the grass
Putting a pickle in the hair sandwich
Putting sour cream in the burrito
Putting the candle in the pumpkin
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Q
Quickie
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R
Ram someone
Rear attack
Ride someone
Ride the hobby horse
Ride the baloney pony
Ride the pink pony
Ride the skin bus in to Tuna Town
Ring her bell
Rock the casbah
Roll in the hay
Romp in the hay
Roughin' up the suspect
Rub bacons
Rub one out
Rump splitting
Rump work
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S
Saucing the clam
Saw off a chunk
Schtupp someone
Screw
Scrog
Sew your wild oats
Sexercize
Shag
Shake a skin coat
Shake the sheets
Shoot the moon
Shoot your wad
Shucking the oyster
Sink it in
Sink the soldier
Slap skins
Slap some skin
Slip someone the hot beef injection
Smashing pissers
Sow your (wild) oats
Spankin' the cat
Spear the bearded clam
Stabbing the trout
Star-gazing on your back
Storm the pearly gates with your purple-headed devil
Storm the trenches
Stretch leather
Stuff the beaver
Stuff the taco
Suck the sugar-stick
Swiping the V-card
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T
Take a belly-ride
Take a turn in the stubble
Take it to the car wash
Take the jism trail
Take the starch out of someone
Taking a break
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
Taking the flesh boat to tuna town
Tear off a piece
Tell a bedtime story
Thread the needle
Throw a leg over
Throw another log on the fire
Throw the meat at her
Tossing off a batch of baby batter
Trade a bit of hard for a bit of soft
Train through a tunnel
Trim the buff
Twat raking
Two-backed beast
Two in the pink, one in the stink
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U
Ugly, The
Up to ya nuts in guts
Uppy downy
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V
Varnish your cane
Visit the Netherlands
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W
Walk the dog
Wallpaper the closet
Water the lawn
Waterbed waltz
Wet your wick
Whitewash someone
Wild thing, The
Wind up your clock
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Wink wink, nudge nudge
Work the hairy oracle
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X
[none]
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Y
Yodel in the valley
Yodeling in the gulley
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Z
Zallywhacking
Ziggy-wiggling
Zoinkering
Zwooshing the swoosh
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- Response by dambreaker, A Father Figure, Male, 56-65, Retired

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