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What happens to a man's penis after he has sex for the first time?
Sex & Intimacy / 3:37 AM - Sunday January 18, 2009

What happens to a man's penis after he has sex for the first time?

I'm extremely curious.

- Asked by sapereaude, A Guy Critical, Male, 22-25, Vancouver, Student

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It explodes

- Response by jillopo, An Alternative Girl, Female, 29-35, Dusseldorf, Other Profession

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It falls off

- Response by boxer1, A Guy Critical, Male, 46-55, Self-Employed

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One of two things can occur. Either it falls off, or it turns green.

- Response by lasuz, A Thinker, Female, Who Cares?, Administrative

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All I know is that it never wants to be without a warm wet place ever again.

- Response by zerotohero2, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 36-45, Los Angeles, Who Cares?

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Seriously?
... like, really???
Do you honestly think something major happens to penis' after sex and everyone is keeping the secret from you?

- Response by A Sportif, Female, 26-28

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...It craves to have sex another time?
It goes back into his stomach?
It needs time to recharge?
It is covered in ...liquid love?
It comes out of the condom?
What?

- Response by kismet331, A Thinker, Female, 36-45

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it crows very loundly and uncontrollably for weeks after. this may happen while in public spaces (malls, in particular) where the acoustics favor bragging in a loud voice. the wearing os sweat pants is highly recommended because random attacks of hardonitis may continue for weeks, causing zippers in pants to litterally ripped asunder. depending upon the initial partner, it's also possible for small patches of green fuzz to take up residence on the head, foreskin and ball sack (if initial conquest was very fluid, drippy and not entirely washed clean post-coitus). a rank oder will emenate from this pestulance, but there's usually no need to address that because people in public and in "private" places will stay clear by many feet. ultimately the penis will turn a dark chocolate brown and curl rather noticeably to the left before becoming brittle and falling off at the base.

- Response by two469, An Alternative Girl, Female, 18-21, Seattle, Science / Engineering

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It does a little happy victory dance ,then collapses in exhaustion.

- Response by scdancinbear, A Life of the Party, Male, 46-55

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it goes back to it's normal none erect state and then from that point he always want to have sex.

- Response by phenomenal1woman, A Thinker, Female, 46-55, Chicago

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It automatically wants to fuck every other pussy in the world

- Response by bigcurt, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Pittsburgh, Self-Employed

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