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Where's lassie now
Sex & Intimacy / 2:33 PM - Wednesday May 02, 2007

where's lassie now

so...last night i bought a leg waxing kit.....uh-oh

i'm at lunch right now...got bored...got drunk...and now i'm waxing my balls

first - hot wax is called that because it is FUCKING melted wax HOT..OUCH

second - my phone rang right after application...my mom...awesome

and C - now this shit cooled off...how can i get it off without burning my nuts off?


- Asked by kaisersoze, A Couch Potato, Male, Who Cares?, Who Cares?

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you must have Spring fever to. dip them in the office coffee pot. i had to do that last week. same thing.

- Response by jackstraw, A Life of the Party, Male, 36-45, Who Cares?

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lmao, sorry man that is hilarious, try a hot as hell showe or something man. And use an electric razor next time.

- Response by xxjadexx, A Jock, Male, Who Cares?, Student

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Maaan, you need a dog or sumpin.

- Response by llafsroh, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 46-55, Boston, Science / Engineering

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rrriiippp!!!! oh come on, let me have this pleasure!!!

- Response by bunny07, A Married Girl, Female, 29-35, Who Cares?

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this is the point where your therapist brings the pistol and tells you be sure to SQUEEZE the shot so you don't chip your teeth on the barrel... right?

- Response by whiz, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 46-55, Phoenix

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Use oil to remove it. It should come right off of the skin easily, but where there are hairs you are going to have to yank them out by the roots.

- Response by suess, An Alternative Girl, Female, 46-55

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Dont make fake posts. I know you have no nuts. If you had nuts you did pluck out the hair instead of waxing.

- Response by 53maleprison, A Career Man, Male, 36-45, Technical

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You can't be serious.

LMFAO, you need to get a different place to have lunch. These folks don't need to watch you or do they? Why would you wax your balls? Your balls need to have protection, FROM YOU.
Incidentally, the wax will flake off on it own eventually.


- Response by A Thinker, Female, Who Cares?, Teaching

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Baby oil should help...

- Response by texasgal1200, A Career Woman, Female, 29-35, San Antonio, Who Cares?

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I'm not gunna lie to ya, it's gunna hurt like hell!!!

- Response by olderwoman, A Thinker, Female, 46-55, Pittsburgh

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A. A duh!
B. Therapy! Therapy!
C. You just yank it off and pray the balls stay attached.

It was nice knowing you miss, I mean sir.

- Response by falconf1, A Father Figure, Male, 46-55, Ottawa, Who Cares?

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Yeah soo... it's gonna hurt.
You can get some baby oil and it will help loosen the wax then you can trim the hair because the wax is going to stick to it even with the oil... then hopefully the bits left clinging to your stubble will dry out and come off... you might want to watch the drinking and waxing though...
Oh and WHY did you answer the phone while waxing anything? much less your balls.

- Response by karismatic1, A Married Girl, Female, 26-28, Who Cares?

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That sounds like a Saturday Night Live routine that should end with,"Man, I HATE when that happens". (I hope your old enough to get that. Oh well, someone will.)

I recommend castration. Then you don't have to worry about doing anything like this again.

- Response by zbuck1, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 36-45, Consulting

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